Chapter 20, Wishing on Shooting Fire blast!!!

Author's Note: Ok! Bout time right? This fic is so funny to so many people. Makes me feel alllll warm inside! (people puke, throw things, yell at me to stop being an idiot, mass chaos) Ok, enough with the feely touchy crap right? On to the good crap! Oh, if you want a small role in this insane quest, leave a review saying so ok?

"This is your great idea?" Eiko asked, pulling at the new clothes Freya gave her.

"I happen to like this style of clothing." Kuja shrugged.

"Yeah?" Eiko crossed her arms. "And you wear a skirt."

"Oh, Eiko, I think you look cute." Freya smiled. "Besides, it's not much different then your usually outfit!" Freya had a point. The entire ff crew had on tight fitting white and blue outfits that they had… 'borrowed' from a store.

"I think so too Eiko." Vivi nodded. "I'm glad Freya let me keep my hat though."

"Man, this plan isn't going to work!" Cid frowned. "Who wants to see us, of all people, in tight, revealing outfits?" Instantly, thousands of emails pour into Sage Kaley's evil lair, from Cid, Vincent, Yuffie, Sephy, Freya, Kuja, Vivi, Eiko, Tifa(even if she isn't here), Aeris(even though she's DEAD!), Cloud(also missing), and Barret fans who wanted that stuff. Red XII and Cait Sith's fans remained oddly silent.

"Does that prove my point?" Freya asked.

"Yeah, $%^$^% you &%^%&^*(&^^&^^$$*&^*&^%." Cid growled.

"Anyway, this isn't just about the clothes." Freya said. "The clothes get the attention while our magic makes them stay!" Already, a large group of people had gathered around them. "Now guys!" Vivi cast Fira on Kuja, causing the obvious effect, Eiko summoned Carbunkle, all the cast of ff7 did limit breaks while Sephy posed. Freya collected at least $1,000 during the first five minutes. After half an hour though, everyone left.

"Yes!" Eiko yelled, rolling in the money. "This town rocks!"

"I still hate black mages." Kuja groaned, putting out the fire that had taken over his feathers and skirt. "I will get revenge!"

"Now, let's go buy those plane tickets!" Freya cried. Everyone cheered and the happy party marched back to the unknown airport, not even noticing Sephy's strange disappearance. They walked right to the front of the airport line.

"Excuse me." Kuja said. "Remember us?" The smiling lady looked up.

"Yes, I was wondering when you'd get here." She laughed. "Got your money?"

"Of course." Kuja grinned and shoveled the money onto the counter. "Here you go. Take it and weep."

"I'm sorry but I can't except nonexistent money." The lady kept her smiling face. "You can't buy tickets without money."

"But we have money right in front of your *&(^&%^%^%^%^%$*^%$%$%^$^$ face!" Kuja shouted.

"Damn straight!" Cid agreed.

"Sorry but you'll lose that money in 5…4…3" The lady counted.

"What are you talking about?" Kuja asked.

"…1…0." The lady finished. At that moment, several security agents approached Kuja and the rest.

"Are you those street performers that were out on the strip doing magic tricks?" One cop asked.

"Yes, we are." Eiko said proudly.

"Well then…" The cops smiled. "First, before you cash in your…uh…cash, we need to tax you a little."

"Sure." Kuja shrugged. "We have money to burn."

"Well then." The cops took out a huge list. "First, we need 100 for a tight fitting outfit tax." Kuja handed him the money. "Then we need 300 because of the Must have only hot women in previously mentioned tight fitting suits rule." Kuja handed him the money. "Then we need 450 for video game characters tax." Kuja, getting very annoyed, handed him the money. "Then, we need 1000 for the damage done to Area 51. Then we need 500 for Cross-dressing in Public.  Then we need 650 for not noticing that Sephiroth disappeared. Then we need 700 for uhh…a tax on taxes."

5 minutes later…

"And…100 for not being a part of Kingdom Hearts." The cops finished. Yuffie frowned.

"Hey, I was in there! So was Cid and Sephiroth and Cloud and Aeris…" Yuffie glared at him. "So why the tax?"

"Because, you don't count. Everyone knew someone from ff7 would in there." The first cop answered.

"Yeah. Where were you when it was elected game of the year?" The other cop laughed.

"FINE!" Kuja shouted. He shoved all the money at the cops. "There, you left us maybe 100 dollars!! HAPPY?!"

"Hmm…" The cops counted the money. "I think that's all…"

"At least we still have enough to send two of us." Eiko smiled. "Better then nothing right?"

"Oh, yeah, nearly forgot!" The cops grabbed the 100 from Kuja. "We each get 50 dollars from you for our tax collecting troubles!" The cops took off and Kuja stood in shock.

"That was totally uncalled for." Freya said. "What kind of author would allow such irony?"

"We weren't in Kingdom Hearts?" Vivi asked. Suddenly, a large keyhole appeared and out of it stepped a boy with spiky brown hair and wielding a large key.

"Well…" Sora shrugged. "You weren't in it really but…hey! The Moogles were! They made the same noise anyway and they could synthesize." Sora jumped back into the keyhole and disappeared.

"Now what?" Kuja asked. "No matter what, nothing goes right. We'll never make it to Japan. We'll never stop Tifa…"

"What else could go wrong?" Vivi wondered.

"Never, ever ask that question." The smiling lady said. "Especially if the gang of Chrono Cross is still missing." At that moment, a large amount of cops surrounded the group.

"You guys know the people from Chrono Cross or Chrono Trigger?" One cop asked.

"Um…yes?" Cait Sith answered meekly.

"Ok, I get to kill him." Kuja said later. Everyone sat in a huge jail cell, along with everyone from CC and CT (note my laziness!).  "I will kill him."

"Calm down." Vivi said. "It's not his fault his an ass."

"True." Eiko sighed. "But now my dreams will be crushed. I'll never get this quest finished…"

"Don't worry! Never fear!" Everyone looked up and saw Sephiroth standing there. "Sephiroth is here!"

Author's Note: Heh heh heh, hope you liked it. See yeah later!