Disclaimer: Nopes, don't own Digimon, but if I did I'd be inviting every single Takouji and Taito writer over to my house and we'll make some nice yaoi eppy's! ^_^ Onto the story!
Great Takuya's in danger, and I can't help him...stupid baka...Hey...what is your name any ways? Kouji asked Baka. ::I'm known as Nikuya.:: Was one very plain reply. If Kouji had a body to, he would've sweat-dropped, but he doesn't so no sweat-drops. ...Wait...Doesn't Nikuya mean butcher? Kouji accidently wondered out loud, well...actually thought but because Nikuya is so gosh darn nosy it was listening to what Kouji thought. ::Hai.:: Nikuya said, and cackled when Kouji yelped in surprise. Stay out of my thoughts! Kouji ordered. Chuckling at the boy's arrogance, Nikuya stated simply, ::Iie, if I did you may try and think of a way to get rid of me. Well, really you can't get rid of me. But, it's rather entertaining hearing you try and think of all these different pathetic ways of saving you and your 'friend' here.:: Nikuya laughed very coldly.
Walking into old shack, Nikuya checked to make sure no one was around, and went inside. Using Kouji's body, it laid Takuya gently down on the ground and looked outside. ::It's getting dark...:: Nikuya thought. I noticed...Nikuya snorted, and acted as if it didn't hear Kouji. Then, the scariest thing happened...::...Men....: Nikuya growled. Are you a-a-a-a...? ::A what?:: Nikuya snapped. Are you a...onna...? Kouji asked unsreuly...He could've sworn Nikuya was a male...::Hai. What, you just now noticed or something?:: Nikuya asked then snorted. ::Men...:: She mumbled again and walked out of the shack, and locked it behind her. AIYEEEEEEE!!! Kouji yelped. A onna was in his body...erk, she even called Takuya 'pathetic but nice...no wonder Kouji likes him...' Well, for Nikuya's sake ((A/N: Well, not really, actually for the plot...)), she best not hit on Takuya...
"Ah! Don't scream like that!" Nikuya-Kouji growled. Well, she growled using Kouji's body, and it's really Nikuya...so...okay let's just go see what Phamon and Tomoki been up to.
"Arigatou Tomoki..." Phamon smiled gently. While all of that was going on, Tomoki went out and gathered some herbs and other items to help Phamon heal better.
"No problem, you looked like you really needed the help." Tomoki replied innocently, and patted Phamon on her head. "Just be sure to keep resting okay?" Phamon frowned a bit, and that led toa confused Tomoki. "What's wrong?"
"I can't rest any longer...I don't know Sagamon is up too, what if she did something wrong?" Phamon murmered, she was worried about both her friend and the other Chosen Children.
"But you got too! I know, I'll go check on Sagamon for you!" Tomoki said, smiling. Hey, what could go wrong? Phamon was extremely kind ((A/N: Fragile.)), polite ((A/N: Fragile.)), and always thought about others ((A/M: Did I mention fragile?)).
"That may not be a very good idea Tomoki...Sagamon has a temper..." Phamon said quietly. Tomoki shook his head.
"Nothing I can't handle! I'll just go, see how she is, and come right back! Don't worry alright? Now you get some rest, I'll be right back!" Tomoki said, smiling happily and took a run off before Phamon could protest.
"Such a thoughtful little human...but...I really wish he'd head my warning and stay...Sagamon hasn't been acting normal, she may hurt him..." Phamon sighed sadly, and watched hopefully at the cave mouth. Well, all she could do was hope...
"I don't understand...Any of this! It makes so little sense...who is this in my head? What spell? Why can't I remember? Oh geeze, my brain hurts..." Sagamon muttered, looking very agitated and annoyed. Ever since she fleed the scene, she was beyond confused and her head hurt from trying to remember things that never happened. All that came was a swirl of colors and the voice scowling. Sagamon never even gave Kouji a second thought, but ofcourse, she didn't know that voice inside Kouji's head didn't belong to her...
Oh, I'm your best friend and you go and forget me! Well that hurt. The voice pouted for the millionth time. 'Dang, how could one baka voice be so dang annoying?!' Very easily... Sagamon blinked. Did that voice...just read her thoughts? 'What the...?' Sagamon thought, trying to comphrehend what was happening. Baka, if you hear a voice in your head chances are it hears what your thinking. Geeze, last I checked you were smarter than that! Why'd you forget Sagamon? Huh? Is it because your ashamed of what happened? Wait...Are you embarrased by me or something? Is your pride really that high that your embarrassed to have a Arcanymon as a best bud besides Phamon? Oh, well I'm virtually hurt! The voice growled, and Sagamon stopped immediately. 'Arcanymon?' She thought. Yes? Came a quick reply.
"I-I-I...don't know..." Sagamon said finally. That name rung a bel, but she couldn't find it. It was like walking in darkness and your only light is one that fades in and out, from behind you, and is so weak, you can barely see it...Rather hard. What did Cherubimon do to you? No, my bad, that wasn't Cherubimon, that was Mercurymon...Erk, that guy was mean! And he used some sort of...fractal code on you or something...Freaky eh? The annoying voice said. Obviously this Arcanymon was a chatter, 'Wonderful...' Whats wonderful? That Mercurymon's freaky? The voice asked and Sagamon sweat-dropped. Okay, it was official, the voice was chatty AND surprisingly unintelligent.
"No, not that you baka! I just now realized how surprisingly talkative, annoying, useless, AND dumb!" Sagamon said through gritted teeth., She just heard someone laugh. Saga ol' friend you haven't changed much, even if you don't remember a thing. Oooh, freakyish...Ya know that feeling ya get when something bad is gonna, just, or did happen? "Yes..." Well, I just got that feeling... Sagamon's stomach churned, she was feeling quesy and very unsettled, asif she was watching something hoddible take place. Technicly she was having a flashback while something bad was happening with Kouji and Nikuya, oh wait, there is? Eeps, let's go see what!
We're lost. Kouji said for what seemed like the billionth time, when really it was only the fifth. ::NO! We. Are. Not. Lost. Just...not where we should be.:: Nikuya said, nodding her, err, Kouji's, head satisfied. ...Sure...And I could care less if Takuya dies. Kouji said sarcasticly, but this caught Nikuya's attention. ::Really? Well if you don't want him, I'll take him!:: Nikuya cheered. Yet again, because bodiless Kouji couldn't sweat-drop. Ever heard of sarcasm? He asked her. ::...No. What is it?:: Kouji was silent for a moment, then...Well, according to my dictionary hidden in my head, it says here that sarcasm is remarks that mean the opposite of what they say made to criticize someone or something in a way that is amusing to others but annoying to the person criticzed. It was Nikuya's turn to be silent for a moment. ::Why'd you look it up? You already knew the definition.:: She said. ...I don't know how to word definitions sometimes...And no, Takuya's taken, don't even consider it again. Kouji added. Nikuya faked a pouting noise but her grin, err, Kouji's body's grin told him that she really didn't care.
We're lost. Kouji brought up again. This led to Nikuya's excagerrated growl as she snapped at him. ::Shuddap! I'm trying to concintrate here!:: Kouji grinned to himself. 'Well, if she's gonna hold me in here on threat of hurting my Takuya, she's just going to have to live with me annoying her.' Kouji thought, then spoke. ((A/N: He hid his thoughts...somehow...)) Your capable of such an advanced thing as thinking? Nikua growled. ::Keep this up little boy and your little crush may not be around anymore...:: Nikuya threatened. Kouji didn't make a reply. After a few moments of silence, they entered a clearing, and Nikuya looked around, obviously pleased with herself. ::See, I told you we're not lost.:: She sneered, then cut off Kouji's access to her completely, but he knew she was still keeping an eye on him.
"There you are." A childish voice giggled from nearby. "I thought you'd never come! Oh, you probably don't want to be around your friends but know what, they've missed you!" It giggled. Nikuya, in Kouji's body, got a billion questions above her head.
"Arcanymon, Kouji doesn't even know who, what, or anything with what your talking about!" A very annoyed Izumi said, pushing the childish thing away. "Dang it's so-so-so annoying!" Izumi muttered under her breath.
"Aww, you know you don't mean it!" The childish voice giggled again. "Oh, and I'm not an 'it', I'm a she!" It called, giggling again. ::Well that's obvious with all the giggling she's doing...:: Nikuya thought bitterly. She hasn't met one intelligent Arcanymon, they were widely known for their lack of intelligence, or show for it anyways. They just giggled and went around annoying people.
"Actually I do! Now, GO!" Izumi ordered. The thing huffed and stalked away crying out for something that sounded a lot like 'Oni-San'. "Gomen about that, Kouji, where's Takuya? Arcanymon told me that he'd be with you...unless that baka thing is lying..." Izumi growled, then shot a death glare at Arcanymon, while Nikuya sweat-dropped. ::Well...Okay then. Hmm, this may be my chance to get rid of that baka thing...:: Nikuya thought, then cackled evily.
"No, I haven't seen Takuya. That thing probably is lying." Nikuya, err, Kouji's body murmered. Izumi galred death daggers now at the Arcanymon.
"Oh, is it gonna ever regret lying to me!" Izumi flared. Another Digimon trying to persuade Arcanymon not to cry called out to Izumi.
"Geesh, how many times do we have to tell ya? She's a SHE!" It growled. Izumi sweat-dropped. Well SORRY that Izumi wasn't in the mood to take in details. She was worried about Takuya and Tomoki.
"Okay, I got it now!" Izumi growled then turned to Kouji, only to see him gone. "How weird..." she murmered and jumped when Arcanymon poked her in the shoulder.
"You know, if that was Kouji, I must say, he's a very good liar. I know Takuya was with him, I recently got mental contact with Sagamon." Arcanymon said softly, putting an icy finger on Izumi's shoulder. Izumi sighed and looked right at Arcanymon. The Digimon had silvery-purple hair down her waist, and looked like a 10-year old girl with red eyes and bluish skin. She wore a loose magenta shirt and blue jeans, and had hooves instead of feet.
"Whos Sagamon?" Izumi asked, Arcanymon mentioned this before.
"Oh, that's an old friend of mine, I think she's embarrassed we're friends..." The icy Digimon sighed sadly. Izumi smiled confortingly.
"I don't think so. Now, let's go find Kouji, Takuya, Tomoki, and that friend of yours eh?" Izumi asked, and the little Digimon brightened, and ran over to drag the other Digimon with them who sweat dropped.
"That was close..." Nikuya murmered. May I ask what was? Kouji asked, tired of the silence. "That girl could have figured out it wasn't really you." And that's bad how...? Kouji questioned. "Easy, she does she'll try and help you and your friend won't get the proper treament he needs." Nikuya explained. Kouji was silent, before bringing up a question that's been buggin him for awhile, but he never had the chance to ask. What are you? He asked. Nikuya was most certainly not a Digimon or human. "That is none of your concern." Nikuya murmered, and opened the shack. She grinned at what she saw, it seemed the effect of Sagamon's attack were taking their toll a bit early on Takuya...
A/N: Erk! I don't like it, no fluffiness! *Cries * Oh, and Zheryta, you said to remind you to kill Baka/Nikuya, there's your reminder! I'll hold her down if you want to inflict any torchure first! ^_^ More fluff coming, but my cat fell asleep on me when I was typing so it was hard to do much of anything...(And my uncle kept kicking me off...X|) Okay, enough of my excuses! If you didn't get the summary, well I hope this helps!
Takuya gets kidnapped by an A.I. who develops feelings for him, buuut Kouji wants his Takuya back, and Takuya just wants to get away from the A.I. (Anyone would...the things possessive. It won't let Takuya leave it's home!) Now, how's Kouji gonna save him? Not sure of rating, but fluffiness will be contained. ^_^ Byes for now!