Seifer and Zell stood in a large room. Before them, sitting behind a cherry wood desk, was a woman staring intently at a tv that had been placed before her. Kiros and Wade stood next to Seifer and Zell, gripping the chains that bound them. The raven haired woman looked up at them, smirked, and looked back down at the tv.

"Kiros." She said calmly.

"Yes, Ms. Rinoa." Kiros replied.

"Why exactly am I watching this?" She asked, unable to take her eyes of the tube.

"I thought you would find it of interest, ma'am." Kiros told her. Rinoa nodded.

"I find it very interesting." She finally looked up. "Go find Commander Quistis. She'd love to see this, it's been a long time since we've had porn in the compound."

One of the guards standing by saluted and ran off to did just what she requested. Zell and Seifer glanced at each other, unsure of what they were talking about. Rinoa cleared her throat and stood. Walking around her desk she stepped up in front of Seifer. Looking him up and down she gave him a slow smile.

"You do realize the trouble you have caused us, don't you?" She said, speaking softly. "First you break into our facility, with intentions of stealing back the President we worked so hard to get from you. Then, you go and contaminate one of our prison cells with your fascinating display of romance."

Seifer's eyes widen and he glanced over at Zell. Zell's cheeks flushed with embarrasment.

"Now, tell me, what do you think your punishment should be?" Rinoa asked.

"Let us go?" Seifer suggested. Kiros raised his rifle and his him in the shoulder with then hilt.

"Just for that you are going to be put in." She paused for drama. "The Cage."

"What's the cage?" Seifer asked. Kiros raised his gun yet again as a warning to be quiet.

"You'll see." Rinoa grinned. She turned to Zell. "As for you, place him back in the prison. I'll deal with him later."


Zell watched as Seifer was dragged in the opposite direction of him. Zell was directed back towards the prison. Making a quick dicision, Zell shoved himself against Kiros, the only guard handling him. Kiros' head slammed against the wall, knocking him unconcious. Zell made quick work to get the keys out of his pocket. Unlocking the chains bounding his arms, Zell grabbed the rifle and carefully made his way in the direction of Seifer. Hearing footsteps, he hid in a door way, listening to what seemed to be the janitor talking.

"I can't believe these people." Irvine muttered, carrying a mop over his shoulder. "First that President they have locked up gets all fussy and spills milk all over the place. Then, Captain Loire insists on me taking the rap for him kissing me. What the hell?"

Zell watched the janitor carefully. Hearing him mumble something about going to the President's room, Zell decided to follow him. Irvine stopped in front of the farthest door in the hall. Unlocking the door, he stepped inside. His voice was heard from within. "What happened this time?"

Zell held up his rifle and peeked through the cracked door. Inside stood the President and janitor, no guards in sight. He slowly opened the door wider and snuck his way in, shutting the door behind him. Irivine turned as Zell's foot squeked under the floor boards. Before the janitor could say a word, Zell knocked him on the side of his head with the hilt of the gun. Irvine's eyes rolled up into his head and he dropped to the floor, mop and all.

"Zell!" The President exclaimed. Zell looked up at the short woman. Her green eyes danced in excitement.

"My Lady." Zel said, nodding his head. The woman bounced over Irvine.

"I heard you were causing trouble." She said. "Something about a porn tape. The guard, Commander Quistis, got very excited over it. She actually left me here alone."

"Well... uhhh..." Zell stammered. His face flushed. "My Lady-"

"Zell, you know to call me Selphie!" The woman interupted. "Now, how are we gonna get out of here?"

"Well, there is someone else I have to save first." Zell told her. Selphie raised an eyebrow. "He's a SeeD. He came to rescue you with me, but we kind of got caught."

Selphie nodded. Zell, not saying a word, cracked the door open to look out into the hall. Thankfully it was empty. Carefully opening the door, Zell and Selphie walked out. Zell whispered to Selphie, "We have to find something called The Cage."

"This is great!" A girl's voice exclaimed. Zell and Selphie quickly pressed their back against the wall and watched as two guards passed down a seperate hallway. "I can't remember the last time someone was in The Cage!"

"Don't you remember?" The male guard said. "It was another SeeD. His name was Squeek or something like that."

"Oh, yeah." The female guard remembered. "Whatever happened to him? Didn't Ms. Rinoa release him?"

"Yes." The male guard nodded. He grinned. "I heard he became a bunny farmer."

The rest of the conversation was cut short as the two entered a door down the hall. Zell thought a moment then looked in the direction they had came from. If he remembered correctly, that was were they dragged Seifer off. Motioning for President Selphie, he quickly walked down the hall. He stopped short when a door caught his eye. It was off to the side and it had a small window in the top. Being careful, Zell peared through the window. It led outside. He gestured for Selphie to follow him.

"I thought we had to get the SeeD guy?" She asked. Zell nodded, but continued through. He had the oddest feeling that he was past this door. Almost as though he could feel him. They exited the building and came out into the warm heat of the sun. Before them stood a small building, with a tiny iron door. Through the barred window they could see movement inside. Walking up to the window they came face to face with Seifer. His face was pale and eyes wide.

"Oh my God." Zell muttered. "What happened?"

"It's terrible!" He exclaimed. Zell went over to the door to find a small keypad for entering a password. "The-the password... I saw part of it... 3... 4... 8... 1... I can't remember anymore."

"It's okay." Zell said, he entered the numbers that Seifer had given him. They only needed two more. Selphie stood next to him, looking around.

"Where are all the guards at?" She asked. "I thought this place was suppose to have top military experience and junk like that."

"All our reports said they did. Yet, after meeting the boss, I'm not so sure of it now." Zell replied. He continued to try codes into the keypad.

"They ran off." Seifer said, his voice sounding weak. "I bet you can guess why."

"A video?" Zell replied. Seifer nodded. Zell let out a long sigh before trying yet another number. When he had entered the code a sound was heard from inside. Seifer looked back and his eyes got even wider.

"NO!" He screamed. "You let them loose! Dear God save me!"

"I'm trying!" Zell yelled. He didn't know what was inside, but his heart raced to get Seifer away from it. Finally the right numbers were punched in and the door swung open. Inside was the most disturbing thing Zell had ever seen. The walls were bright pink. The floor a peach carpet. A large tv was at one corner, playing the same Bugs Bunny cartoon over and over again. Seifer slowly made his way to the door, stepping around houndreds of furry things. Bunnies. Everywhere there was bunnies. Selphie and Zell just stared into the room, unsure of what to think. Seifer in the meantime was on his knees outside, thanking the earth that he was alive.

"This is... so..." Selphie tried to say.

"Evil?" Zell whispered. Selphie nodded.

"That Rinoa truly is a terrible monster." She said. Finalyl breaking her eyes off the room, she turned to Zell. "Let's get out of here."

They turned to Seifer. He was looking up at the sky like he had never seen anything so beautiful. Then, spotting Zell, he ran over to them. Before Zell could say anything, Seifer grabbed him and passionately kissed him on the lips. Selphie's mouth dropped open.

"Now I know what that video was about." Zell turned to her, his face bright red. Shrugging it off, he gave Seifer a small kiss before they made their way out of the compoud. Zell glanced back at the building, once they had got a safe distance from the facility. Then, he gripped Seifer's hand and they made their way home.




I know, I know. Bunnies. lol. I can't help it!!! *hides* They truly are evil creatures. *spots bunny outside window* NNNOOOOO!!! SAVE ME!!! *runs away in mad panic*

That was it. The end. *sniffle* I'm gonna miss it. That's why! I'm thinking of writing a sequal. muwahahaha. And in it I can develop their love. *sigh* aww. so cute. but of course, with my twisted mind, there will be disturbing humor and probably more... bunnies. *shakes in fear* oh the horror.

So REVIEW PEOPLE! I'm not gonna write a sequal if I dont' get people telling me they liked it... ah, who the hell am I kidding. i'll write a sequal just becuase I want to. so poo! *sticks out tongue*