Pretty Ring (For a Bad Guy)
Give it to us, precious! Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to us, precious! Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to us, precious! Uh huh, uh huh!
And all the hobbits say that's a pretty ring - for a bad guy!
There was once a guy named Smeagol
And he was real nice!
His best friend found a ring,
So he chopped him into dice!
Then he had a ring and his best friend was quite dead,
And so he put the ring on,
And all he saw was red!
So don't debate! That ring's so great!
It makes you vanish without a trace!
It's so shiny gold! It's very old!
It's the precious, it's the precious!
So if you're an evil lord, and you're very bored,
At least you know you can always play with a sword!
The world loves gold rings, yeah,
Hey, hey! Do that evil thing!
Give it to us, precious! Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to us, precious! Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to us, precious! Uh huh, uh huh!
And all the hobbits say that's a pretty ring - for a bad guy!
He needs some cool jewelry, not any will suffice!
So he found the One Ring and it turned out pretty nice!
Then he found a mountain and he lived there all alone,
But Bilbo stole his precoius, so he followed him home!
So don't debate! That ring's so great!
It makes you vanish without a trace!
It's so shiny gold! It's very old!
It's the precious, it's the precious!
So if you're an evil lord and you're very bored,
At least you know you can always play with a sword!
The world hates Sauron, ahhh,
Hey, hey! Do that evil thing!
Now he knows what the ring does,
He knows what it's worth,
It makes you really evil
And you'll want all of Earth.
The ring was made by Sauron
Who is really bad
And it changed Smeagol
Which was,
Which was a real drag!
Give it to us, precious! Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to us, precious! Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to us, precious! Uh huh, uh huh!
And all the hobbits say that's a pretty ring - for a bad guy!
So don't debate! That ring's so great!
It makes you vanish without a trace!
It's so shiny gold! It's very old!
It's the precious, it's the precious!
So if you're an evil lord and you're very bored,
At least you know you can always play with a sword!
The world hates Sauron, ah,
The world loves gold rings, ah,
Let's get some more gold rings, ah,
Hey, hey! Do that evil thing!
a/n: Alright, my friend wanted me to write this for her. She can imitate Smeagol's voice perfectly, lol! Then I just decided to post it. It's to the tune of that song, Pretty Fly (For a White Guy). Hope you liked! Plz review and tell me how I did. It was my first time writing a parody.
Give it to us, precious! Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to us, precious! Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to us, precious! Uh huh, uh huh!
And all the hobbits say that's a pretty ring - for a bad guy!
There was once a guy named Smeagol
And he was real nice!
His best friend found a ring,
So he chopped him into dice!
Then he had a ring and his best friend was quite dead,
And so he put the ring on,
And all he saw was red!
So don't debate! That ring's so great!
It makes you vanish without a trace!
It's so shiny gold! It's very old!
It's the precious, it's the precious!
So if you're an evil lord, and you're very bored,
At least you know you can always play with a sword!
The world loves gold rings, yeah,
Hey, hey! Do that evil thing!
Give it to us, precious! Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to us, precious! Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to us, precious! Uh huh, uh huh!
And all the hobbits say that's a pretty ring - for a bad guy!
He needs some cool jewelry, not any will suffice!
So he found the One Ring and it turned out pretty nice!
Then he found a mountain and he lived there all alone,
But Bilbo stole his precoius, so he followed him home!
So don't debate! That ring's so great!
It makes you vanish without a trace!
It's so shiny gold! It's very old!
It's the precious, it's the precious!
So if you're an evil lord and you're very bored,
At least you know you can always play with a sword!
The world hates Sauron, ahhh,
Hey, hey! Do that evil thing!
Now he knows what the ring does,
He knows what it's worth,
It makes you really evil
And you'll want all of Earth.
The ring was made by Sauron
Who is really bad
And it changed Smeagol
Which was,
Which was a real drag!
Give it to us, precious! Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to us, precious! Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to us, precious! Uh huh, uh huh!
And all the hobbits say that's a pretty ring - for a bad guy!
So don't debate! That ring's so great!
It makes you vanish without a trace!
It's so shiny gold! It's very old!
It's the precious, it's the precious!
So if you're an evil lord and you're very bored,
At least you know you can always play with a sword!
The world hates Sauron, ah,
The world loves gold rings, ah,
Let's get some more gold rings, ah,
Hey, hey! Do that evil thing!
a/n: Alright, my friend wanted me to write this for her. She can imitate Smeagol's voice perfectly, lol! Then I just decided to post it. It's to the tune of that song, Pretty Fly (For a White Guy). Hope you liked! Plz review and tell me how I did. It was my first time writing a parody.