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"I dare you to take one of Severus' mystery potions, one of the older ones, that not even he knows what they are!" Minerva said. Filius groaned.
"Not them!" he cried, as Severus Summoned a bottle of purple potion. Fillius swallowed the potion, moaning. He looked at them, and smiled, when nothing happened. Suddenly, his face got wrinkled, and he got even shorter then before, a beard forming.
The staff howled, Fawkes squawking at them in aggravation. Severus pulled a bottle out of his robes, and handed it to Fillius, stifling a laugh. He took the antidote, and waited for him to get back to his normal age again. "Severus, truth, dare, or rainbow?" he asked.
Severus sobered up, staring at him. "Not THIS again. Are you lot trying to hurt me?!" Severus asked.
They nodded, grinning. He sighed, and replied, "Dare."
Filius nodded. "I dare you to dress up like that muggle super hero, Superman, but in Gryffindor colors!"
Minerva whipped out her wand, and conjured up the costume. She handed it to Severus, grinning, and watched as he got up, scowling, and walked out.
Most of the staff spit out their drink, as Severus came back out, wearing not only the costume, but a glare that could make a basilisk proud. Laughing uncontrollably, Minerva transfigured into his normal robes, after making him stand there for a few minutes.
"Minerva, truth, dare, or rainbow?"
"Truth."
"Let's say the Earth's population is blown up, and you and one other person is left. Who would that other person be?" he asked. Minerva frowned.
"I'd say it would be Albus. He's intelligent, for one thing, and-"
"Stop a minute!" Severus said, "I'm not talking about that!"
"Oh." Minerva looked around at everyone else. "I shall keep my first answer still."
Everyone looked at her, stunned. "Sybil, truth, dare, or rainbow?" she asked.
Sybil replied, "Rainbow."
Minerva looked at her, taking in the multiple colors. "Green," she ordered.
She took off the shawl that was hanging around her shoulders, and draped it over the arm of her chair. "Truth, dare, or rainbow, Sssseverussss?"
"Don't call me 'Ssseverussss'! Dare," he hissed.
"Dare...I dare you to wear leather for an hour," she said. Severus paled considerably, and got back up. Once again, Minerva conjured up his clothes.
Severus left again, glaring at the other adults. They all howled with laughter, looking forward to the next outfit Severus would be wearing. He came back out, with his scowl again, clad in tight black leather. The two ladies in the room fell out of their chairs, giggling.
Sitting stiffly in his chair, Severus barked out, "Albus, truth, dare, or rainbow?"
"Dare, my dear friend!" Albus chuckled, nodding.
"Dare...a dare...I dare you to..."
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What will Severus dare Albus? Is the staff ever going to stop picking on poor Sev? Just how far will they go? ALL comments, suggestions, and constructive flamers wanted! Any unwanted flames will be given to my pet dragon that lives in the Forbidden Forest.
"I dare you to take one of Severus' mystery potions, one of the older ones, that not even he knows what they are!" Minerva said. Filius groaned.
"Not them!" he cried, as Severus Summoned a bottle of purple potion. Fillius swallowed the potion, moaning. He looked at them, and smiled, when nothing happened. Suddenly, his face got wrinkled, and he got even shorter then before, a beard forming.
The staff howled, Fawkes squawking at them in aggravation. Severus pulled a bottle out of his robes, and handed it to Fillius, stifling a laugh. He took the antidote, and waited for him to get back to his normal age again. "Severus, truth, dare, or rainbow?" he asked.
Severus sobered up, staring at him. "Not THIS again. Are you lot trying to hurt me?!" Severus asked.
They nodded, grinning. He sighed, and replied, "Dare."
Filius nodded. "I dare you to dress up like that muggle super hero, Superman, but in Gryffindor colors!"
Minerva whipped out her wand, and conjured up the costume. She handed it to Severus, grinning, and watched as he got up, scowling, and walked out.
Most of the staff spit out their drink, as Severus came back out, wearing not only the costume, but a glare that could make a basilisk proud. Laughing uncontrollably, Minerva transfigured into his normal robes, after making him stand there for a few minutes.
"Minerva, truth, dare, or rainbow?"
"Truth."
"Let's say the Earth's population is blown up, and you and one other person is left. Who would that other person be?" he asked. Minerva frowned.
"I'd say it would be Albus. He's intelligent, for one thing, and-"
"Stop a minute!" Severus said, "I'm not talking about that!"
"Oh." Minerva looked around at everyone else. "I shall keep my first answer still."
Everyone looked at her, stunned. "Sybil, truth, dare, or rainbow?" she asked.
Sybil replied, "Rainbow."
Minerva looked at her, taking in the multiple colors. "Green," she ordered.
She took off the shawl that was hanging around her shoulders, and draped it over the arm of her chair. "Truth, dare, or rainbow, Sssseverussss?"
"Don't call me 'Ssseverussss'! Dare," he hissed.
"Dare...I dare you to wear leather for an hour," she said. Severus paled considerably, and got back up. Once again, Minerva conjured up his clothes.
Severus left again, glaring at the other adults. They all howled with laughter, looking forward to the next outfit Severus would be wearing. He came back out, with his scowl again, clad in tight black leather. The two ladies in the room fell out of their chairs, giggling.
Sitting stiffly in his chair, Severus barked out, "Albus, truth, dare, or rainbow?"
"Dare, my dear friend!" Albus chuckled, nodding.
"Dare...a dare...I dare you to..."
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What will Severus dare Albus? Is the staff ever going to stop picking on poor Sev? Just how far will they go? ALL comments, suggestions, and constructive flamers wanted! Any unwanted flames will be given to my pet dragon that lives in the Forbidden Forest.
