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"Right then. A dare it is! I, Minerva McGonagall, dare you, Severus Snape, to..." Minerva smiled evilly, "strip!"
Everyone gasped, and looked at Severus to see his reaction. He just smiled sweetly (Gasp!), and got up. He decidedly walked over to an open area. "I accept the dare!" he said.
Sybil and Minerva turned completely around in their chairs. Fillius and Albus were in shock still, but managed to look amused at the turn of events. Albus decided to put some music on, and with a flick of his wand, turned some on.
Giggling, they watched as the very drunken Potions teacher stripped off his shirt and leather pants. He hiccuped again (more giggles coming from the other teachers), and peeled off his socks, throwing them across the room, hitting Albus in the head with them.
"Severus!" Albus cried, putting them where they belonged: on the floor. Severus got the biggest grin, and stuck his tongue out childishly. He continued his dare, until he was in nothing.
Minerva and Sybil giggled, as he sat down, smiling innocently, not even bothering to get back into his clothes again. Albus conjured up a blanket, and gave it to him. "Sybil, truth, dare, or rainbow!" Severus said.
"Dare," Sybil said. Severus wrapped up in the blanket.
"I dare you to snog Albus...right here, right now," he giggled. Sybil leaned across the desk, and snogged the pants off Albus. When she pulled back, he was red in the face.
"Minerva, truth, dare, or rainbow?" she asked. Minerva nodded.
"Rainbow," she said.
"Green." Minerva pulled her cloak off, and tossed it over the back of her chair.
"Albus, truth, dare, or rainbow?" Minerva asked.
"I think I'll choose Truth," he said.
"Ok, who was the best partner you ever had?" she asked. Albus leaned back, and laughed.
"Ah, that is an interesting question...best partner...it would have to have been my wife-she died quite a few years back, by the way-she could- "
"Right!" Minerva said, "Let's not get into what your wife could do."
Albus looked to Severus. "Truth, dare, or rainbow?" he asked.
"Dare."
"In a daring mood, eh Severus?" Fillius asked. Severus hiccuped, and looked around at them.
"I dare you to..." the other teachers stopped him, before he could say. They huddled together, and started muttering between themselves. "Ok! First of all, get dressed!"
Severus grabbed his robes, and pulled them on, gaining giggles from the teachers. He sat back down. "Minerva, get the students in there to their separate tables. Severus, you are to sing the England National Anthem, in pink heart boxers!"
Minerva left to gather the students, who were in no doubt still up. Severus walked out, leaving for the Great Hall. The other teachers followed him.
Soon, the Great Hall was full, watching the Professors set up. For what, they did not know. Minerva walked out onto the stage. "And now, Professor Severus Snape will sing the National Anthem of United Kingdom!" she announced, clapping.
He ran out, in pink heart boxers. The students giggled, some of them looking horrified (::cough::Ron and Harry::cough::) Severus got to the microphone, and recited it with percision:
God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and Glorious,
Long to reign over us;
God save the Queen!
O Lord our God arise,
Scatter her enemies
And make them fall;
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix,
Oh, save us all!
Thy choicest gifts in store
On her be pleased to pour;
Long may she reign;
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the Queen!
The student body clapped, laughing. He bowed, and walked off. Minerva and Albus let the students leave. They left with the rest of the teachers, for Albus' office.
"Truth, dare, or rainbow, Fillius?" Severus asked. Fillius squeaked.
"Dare," the shorter man replied.
"I dare you to snog my rubber ducky!" Severus said, pulling out a yellow duck. Fillius took the duck and snogged it, with tongues and all ((is that even possible?)). Severus took it back, and put it in his robes. Minerva gave him a strange look, as if he were nuts.
"Everyone, I think we should all get to our separate beds. We all are yawning and nearly falling asleep..." Albus commented, getting up. Everyone falled, and left, after saying good-nights.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Done! ::cheers:: I am bad at thinking up dares and truths!! Thank you to all that reviewed. Some of the dares/truths came from you reviewers (d'oh!) I REALLY thank those who's ideas I used! Bye!
"Right then. A dare it is! I, Minerva McGonagall, dare you, Severus Snape, to..." Minerva smiled evilly, "strip!"
Everyone gasped, and looked at Severus to see his reaction. He just smiled sweetly (Gasp!), and got up. He decidedly walked over to an open area. "I accept the dare!" he said.
Sybil and Minerva turned completely around in their chairs. Fillius and Albus were in shock still, but managed to look amused at the turn of events. Albus decided to put some music on, and with a flick of his wand, turned some on.
Giggling, they watched as the very drunken Potions teacher stripped off his shirt and leather pants. He hiccuped again (more giggles coming from the other teachers), and peeled off his socks, throwing them across the room, hitting Albus in the head with them.
"Severus!" Albus cried, putting them where they belonged: on the floor. Severus got the biggest grin, and stuck his tongue out childishly. He continued his dare, until he was in nothing.
Minerva and Sybil giggled, as he sat down, smiling innocently, not even bothering to get back into his clothes again. Albus conjured up a blanket, and gave it to him. "Sybil, truth, dare, or rainbow!" Severus said.
"Dare," Sybil said. Severus wrapped up in the blanket.
"I dare you to snog Albus...right here, right now," he giggled. Sybil leaned across the desk, and snogged the pants off Albus. When she pulled back, he was red in the face.
"Minerva, truth, dare, or rainbow?" she asked. Minerva nodded.
"Rainbow," she said.
"Green." Minerva pulled her cloak off, and tossed it over the back of her chair.
"Albus, truth, dare, or rainbow?" Minerva asked.
"I think I'll choose Truth," he said.
"Ok, who was the best partner you ever had?" she asked. Albus leaned back, and laughed.
"Ah, that is an interesting question...best partner...it would have to have been my wife-she died quite a few years back, by the way-she could- "
"Right!" Minerva said, "Let's not get into what your wife could do."
Albus looked to Severus. "Truth, dare, or rainbow?" he asked.
"Dare."
"In a daring mood, eh Severus?" Fillius asked. Severus hiccuped, and looked around at them.
"I dare you to..." the other teachers stopped him, before he could say. They huddled together, and started muttering between themselves. "Ok! First of all, get dressed!"
Severus grabbed his robes, and pulled them on, gaining giggles from the teachers. He sat back down. "Minerva, get the students in there to their separate tables. Severus, you are to sing the England National Anthem, in pink heart boxers!"
Minerva left to gather the students, who were in no doubt still up. Severus walked out, leaving for the Great Hall. The other teachers followed him.
Soon, the Great Hall was full, watching the Professors set up. For what, they did not know. Minerva walked out onto the stage. "And now, Professor Severus Snape will sing the National Anthem of United Kingdom!" she announced, clapping.
He ran out, in pink heart boxers. The students giggled, some of them looking horrified (::cough::Ron and Harry::cough::) Severus got to the microphone, and recited it with percision:
God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and Glorious,
Long to reign over us;
God save the Queen!
O Lord our God arise,
Scatter her enemies
And make them fall;
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix,
Oh, save us all!
Thy choicest gifts in store
On her be pleased to pour;
Long may she reign;
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the Queen!
The student body clapped, laughing. He bowed, and walked off. Minerva and Albus let the students leave. They left with the rest of the teachers, for Albus' office.
"Truth, dare, or rainbow, Fillius?" Severus asked. Fillius squeaked.
"Dare," the shorter man replied.
"I dare you to snog my rubber ducky!" Severus said, pulling out a yellow duck. Fillius took the duck and snogged it, with tongues and all ((is that even possible?)). Severus took it back, and put it in his robes. Minerva gave him a strange look, as if he were nuts.
"Everyone, I think we should all get to our separate beds. We all are yawning and nearly falling asleep..." Albus commented, getting up. Everyone falled, and left, after saying good-nights.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Done! ::cheers:: I am bad at thinking up dares and truths!! Thank you to all that reviewed. Some of the dares/truths came from you reviewers (d'oh!) I REALLY thank those who's ideas I used! Bye!