Are You Insane?
A/N: Some of this is actually how me n' my friends act.. this is about the fellowship coming to the small town of St. Albert, Canada… read the end, it's not just about me and my friends…
Disclaimer: I don't own any of lord of the rings. Nothing. Stoopid lawyers. Me kill now. Umm, I didn't say that out loud.
"Hey!" Sam said as she opened the door to greet her friend, Chelsea. It was Sam's birthday party, and she just had to wait for one more person to arrive before her party went in full swing. Her friends already were wreaking complete havoc around her house.
"At least you have Laser Quest for them to expend their energy" Commented Chelsea, noticing also that they were complete psychos. A pillow went flying through the air and narrowly missed hitting Sam's head.
BING BONG!!! Chimed the door bell.
"Finally, at last GT's here!!" Chris, one of Sam's friends, said.
"Yeah… she wreaks more havoc than any of us!!!" Exclaimed Erin, who in the process was trying to stuff pine cones down Chris's shirt. Sam opened the door and let GT in. To calm all of her insane friends (GT, Chelsea, Chris, Erin, Ellyse, Tawnya, Moo, and Kandice), she held up her Lord of The Rings: Extended DVD version box up. It worked like magic. Everybody fell silent, and thus Sam could actually speak.
"Ook, who wants to come downstairs and watch this?" Asked Sam.
"Was that a question, brain cell?" Enquired Chelsea.
"Umm, no." Said Sam.
"Good. Because it was a really stupid question."
This caused the whole group to rush downstairs and plop themselves right infront of the TV, Sam including.
"Skip to the parts with Legolas! He's dead sexy!" Exclaimed Erin. Sam proceeded to boff her with her pillow.
"If you don't mind, we'll start from the BEGINNING" said Tawnya. Everyone except for Chelsea and Erin agreed.
"Geez, wouldn't it be cool to live in Middle Earth?" commented Chris on a really important line. Everyone proceeded to boff him with pillows, accounting on he was talking when one of the really important lines of the movie was playing. From then until the movie ended, not one word was uttered.
"Well, what shall we do now?" Asked Ellyse.
"Geez, Sherlock, go to Laser Quest of course!" pointed out GT. Sam sighed and was just on her way out the door to warm up her van when she noticed noises coming from the living room.
"Guys, I thought I told you NOT to throw around mom's china!" Sam said exasperatedly. No answer. She noticed all sorts of sounds coming from the basement and heard the shrieks of Ellyse's voice as she was buried under GT from playing full contact football. "Hmm, must not be them…" thought Sam. She went into the living room, and to her surprise, found 4 short children-like people with a dark haired man, a man with blonde hair, a man with brown hair, a tall old guy with a pointy hat and long grey beard, and a small dwarf like creature.
A/N: Flame me. I don't care. Just give ur opinion on this danged story!!! Please R&R!!
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