Disclaimer: I don't own something. Well, I don't own a lot of things. But I'm only thinking about one right now. It starts with a "Y" and has two hyphens in it.
//Scene Change//
Yugi: YU-GI-OH!!!!!!!!!!!! *goes Yami*
//Scene Change Back//
Can you guess what it is? Hard right? ^_^0 OK OK… it's Yu-Gi-Oh!
Author's Note: hehehehehe… Disclaimers are fun to think of! Try some of your own! Anyways… this is my new fic! It's a Jackie Chan Adventures/Yugioh crossover. I hope you like! Plus… I have some questions for you readers to answer. I need your opinion! Your Vote counts! Have you voted yet? ^_^;;; Sorry…. One more thing! I know the JCA cast lives in Cal., and Yugi lives in Japan... but pretend they live in the same city ok? Wellll… On with the fic!
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//Uncle's Antique Shop//
Jackie and Jade were rummaging through what ordinary people would call "junk." Old lamps, statues, paintings, and pottery littered the floor. What the duo was actually doing was looking for things to sell at the Shop.
"I can't believe Uncle is making us plow through all this useless trash!" Jade complained loudly.
Secretly, Jackie agreed, but obviously he didn't show it. All he did was shrug, and continue sorting what could be future merchandise. Then, he found the Pan Ko Box.
"What's this doing here?" Jackie wondered. Then he remembered. They didn't need the Pan Ko Box anymore! All the demons were safely imprisoned in the demon world. Or that was what he thought. Jackie mindlessly placed the Pan Ko Box in the "sell" pile, without even thinking there might have been a use for it in the future.
//Turtle Game Shop//
"So can Mokuba stay here or not?" Kaiba asked impatiently.
"Sure he can Kaiba!" Yugi answered sweetly, while his Yami cursed in his soul room, "What time will you be back?"
"Around five!" snapped Kaiba, "And don't do what you did last time I left Mokuba here!"
Both Joey and Tristan snickered at his remark, remembering the time they had tricked Kaiba into thinking Mokuba was lost when all the time he was in their limousine.
"Oh don't worry Kaiba!" Yugi replied innocently, "We won't!"
What Kaiba didn't notice was the evil glint in Yugi's eyes when he said that… but that was probably because he had already pushed out the door and disappeared.
~*~A few minutes later…~*~
"Those twerps had better not be pulling my leg again…" Kaiba muttered under his breath, "Or they'll be in for it…"
Kaiba only left Mokuba at Yugi's house because he needed some time to himself. Or maybe it was because Mokuba poured a liter of cooking oil on the kitchen floor that morning…
While Kaiba daydreamed, his driver pulled over at Uncle's Antique Shop. [1]
Seto stepped out, and strode into the tiny shop. A girl less than half his size sat at the counter, looking almost dead from boredom. In fact, if Kaiba didn't know any better, he could have sworn that Bonz had brought her back from the graveyard as a zombie.
"May I help you?" the girl asked dully.
"Errm… I don't know… umm…. what's….uhhh….. what's-your….. ehh… name?" Kaiba asked uncertainly.
"I'm not supposed give my name out to strangers," the strange girl said sarcastically, looking up at Kaiba, "but I'll make an exception. I'm Jade Chan. So…. who're you?"
"Seto Kaiba, but call me Kaiba."
"Oh."
"So, Jade, what are you doing here?"
"Well, as you can see from the name of this shop… it belongs to Uncle. He's not my Uncle, but my uncle Jackie's uncle. I have no idea why I call him Uncle…"
"Errmmm…. Right…." Kaiba said, confused.
"Just between you and me," Jade whispered, "I don't know why Uncle opened this shop either! It's a dump!"
A look of amusement swept over Kaiba's strict face.
"Yup," Jade sighed, "and here I am… being the watchdog…"
A tiny grin flickered on Kaiba's face, threatening him to smile, something he hadn't done since… well…. a long time.
"Anyways…" Jade continued, "Would you like to buy something? Because I have a feeling you didn't just come in here to talk to me."
"Give me a second, will you?" Kaiba asked. He walked around, deciding he would buy something…. Besides, he had loads of money to spend!
As Kaiba scavenged around, he found that quite a few things were interesting. None of them seemed right, however, so he walked to the back. That was when the Pan Ko Box caught his eye.
"Hey, Jade!" Kaiba called, "Come here, will you?"
Jade hopped down from her seat and ran to Kaiba.
"Wha- oh that? It's called the Pan Ko Box."
"What does it do?" asked Kaiba, curious in spite of himself.
"Well… do you believe in magic?"
"No," was Kaiba's instant reply.
"Thought so," Jade said sadly.
"Why? Does it have to do with magic?"
"Yes."
"Oh. Tell me anyways… and maybe I will believe in it."
"Ok then… if you insist."
Jade told an elaborate and detailed story about the demons, talismans, and magic she had encountered.
Kaiba listened intently for over half an hour, debating with himself whether it was true or false. In the end he decided it was true, although not without a few pinches from himself first.
"I'll take it," Kaiba said weakly, after he massaged his arm continuously.
Jade packaged the merchandise, and Kaiba took off right after she finished. Just after he left, Uncle came tearing down the stairs.
'Aiiiggghhhh-yaaa!!" screeched Uncle, "Where is the Pan Ko Box??????? There is a ninth demon!!!" [2]
"Jade made a noise that sounded like a gasp and a gulp mixed together, and at once knew she was in big trouble.
//Turtle Game Shop//
Bakura stepped into the tiny shop and waved to his friends. "What are you doing?" he asked after everyone waved back.
"Oh… nothing much!" responded Joey with a mischievous, lopsided grin on his face, "We're just thinking of ways to torture Pegasus, Bonz, Bandit Keith, Kaiba, Panic, and Weevil!"
"Just?" Bakura asked himself.
Just at that moment, Kaiba burst in, looking exhausted. Can't imagine him looking exhausted? Well, let's put it this way. He looked like what he looked like every day…
"Oh... my…God!" Kaiba gasped, leaning over to catch his breath, "I just heard this fascinating story, look, this is the Pan Ko Box, I bought it, Oh my God! I never knew magic existed! Wow…. I feel faint…. Magic is real!"
All this time, Yami had been listening in his soul room, resisting the temptation to appear and give Kaiba a good scare. Finally, he couldn't resist anymore, and all of a sudden Kaiba found himself facing two Yugi's.
"AUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Two Yugi's!!!!!!!!! The horror! AUUGHH- Hey! You're too tall! Go back you-you-you weird person who looks like Yugi but is too tall!" Kaiba yelled.
As Kaiba finished his sentence, everyone started sweatdropping sweatdrops that were twice the size of their heads.
"Sheesh Kaiba are you blind or something?" Tristan asked, enjoying the feeling of knowing something Kaiba didn't know, "Haven't you ever noticed that whenever Yugi screams 'YUGIOH!' out of nowhere, his Puzzle spins around and there's this big tornado, and his clothes and shoes change and stuff?"
Kaiba, who like any other genius did not like being made a fool of, just shrugged and muttered something in which the words "aspirin" and "insane" could be heard.
"Soo…about that story you were talking about… I'd like to hear it!" Yami commented.
"Sure, if you tell me about how you came into existence…" Kaiba mumbled confusedly.
They agreed, and they sat down while Yami and Yugi told about the Millenium items, Yami's, and other similar things, and Kaiba repeated the story Jade had told him. By the time they were finished… everyone was speechless, partly because they had lost their voices… and also because thy were dumbfounded by each other's stories.
//Uncle's Antique Shop//
"But I didn't do it!" Jade whined, "Jackie put it into the 'sell' pile!"
"Jaaaccckkkiiieee?" Uncle asked dangerously, as if he were a sinister convict.
"Ummm…. Yeah?" Jackie asked nervously.
"Did you put the Pan Ko Box into the 'sell' pile??"
"Errmmm…Yes?"
Uncle squinted his eyes and slapped Jackie on his forehead.
"Owwww!" Jackie complained, "I can feel a dent forming there already!"
"Jade, who bought the Pan Ko Box?" questioned Uncle, ignoring Jackie moaning.
"This tall guy named Seto Kaiba!"
"Seto-Seto Kaiba?" Jackie gasped, forgetting about his forehead for a while, "He's a genius millionaire!"
"So? Bet he can't do karate! Hay-Yah!" Jade yelled as she kicked the air-and a statue.
"JADE!" Jackie reprimanded as he hurriedly caught the falling statue, "How many times do I have to tell you? NOT INDOORS!!!"
"Whatever," Jade frowned.
"So all we must do is go to Kaiba Corp., and ask for the Pan Ko Box back!" Uncle said wisely, "I will stay here and do reaaasearch!"
"Come on," Jackie commanded, "Let's go."
//Kaiba Corp.//
After a few minutes of walking, Kaiba Corp. was in sight. The huge skyscraper loomed ahead. Jackie strode to the double doors and tried to open them-but they were locked. There was a note posted on them, though, so Jackie read it out loud:
"At Turtle Game Shop, death to Pegasus?" Jackie pondered, "Who's Pegasus?"
"Let's go to the Turtle Game shop then!" Jade said excitedly.
//Turtle Game Shop//
"How do you think it works?" Joey asked, poking the Pan Ko Box.
"I don't know!" Kaiba answered, frustrated.
Jackie and Jade ran into the store as Joey proceeded to pound the Pan Ko Box.
"Eeeeeeekkkkkkkk!" Tristan screamed, "I didn't do it! I'm innocent! Don't arrest me!"
Everyone turned to stare at him.
"What?" Tristan asked innocently, as though nothing had happened, "I was being cautious!"
Everyone continued gawking until Tea broke the silence by giggling.
"O…Kay…." Yugi said, before turning to Jackie and Jade, "is there something you need help with?"
Jackie nodded instantly, and said, "Mr. Kaiba here bought something from our shop, and we need it back."
"Exactly what do you need it for?" Kaiba asked with his eyes narrowed in suspicion.
"There's a ninth demon," Jackie said as though it were a normal thing to say in a conversation, "we need the Box to locate it and banish it into the demon world!"
If Jackie had said that to any other group of freshmen, they would have laughed there heads off and called the Mental Asylum.
"One of that Shendu guy's siblings, right?' Joey asked knowledgably.
Jackie hadn't expected any of them to believe him, let alone know all about demons, so Joey's response took him by surprise. He quickly recovered, though, and nodded.
"Yes," he said, "So may we borrow it?"
"Of course," Kaiba answered firmly, "IF you let us all join you in your uhh… quest."
"Umm.. sure…" Jackie said after a few seconds hesitation, "Just come with Jade and me to uncle."
"OK," Kaiba agreed.
//Uncle's Antique Shop//
By the time everybody arrived at Uncle's shop, he was screaming and running around like a maniac. The cause of this was Uncle's research. The fire demon could do more than Uncle ever thought it could. They asked Uncle what it could do, and Uncle said they wouldn't like what they heard. Still they pestered him, until finally he gave in and told everyone. They didn't like it.
[1] I don't know why he wants to go to Uncle's store ok? I needed him to go there for the plot! ^_^0
[2] There are eight original demons, right?
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Ok. Umm... here are the questions-
Should I make this humorous? Should Mokuba and Kaiba get Millennium Items? Should Joey have a Millennium item already? I have a great one in mind-the Millennium Hourglass! Should I torture anyone? If so, who? It can't be Joey! NO-ONE TORURES HIM!!!!!!! Or else…. *evil cackle*Remember, your vote counts! Soo…. Click the really really really light purple button over there on the right! When I get at least 10 reviews… I'll continue! ^_^ Bye! Hope you enjoyed it!