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"Doomed" -Sung by Galadriel about Frodo and Sam on their quest to the tune of "Lucky" by Britney Spears-



*Galadriel is seen wearing a Britney-wanna-be outfit, including midrift shirt and tight jeans, she's standing next to her mirror and looking down at the image of Frodo and Sam making there way through Mordor. She looks up to sing*



This is a story about two little hobbits...



Each morning, they wake up with a

Feel of dread on their minds,

It's time for the quest, no more smiles

It's them that Gollum's waiting for

They say...

"Aren't they doomed, these two little hobbits?"

And they say...



CHORUS

They're so doomed, but they can do it!

But they cry, cry, cry in their

lonely hearts, thinking

If there's nothing good in this world

Then how can it ever be right?



Lost in mordor, in a nightmare

But there's no one there to help them along

And the world is fighting, and

they keep on going



But tell me what happens if they stop?

They go...

"Aren't we doomed, us little hobbits?"

And they say...



CHORUS-

They're so doomed, but they can do it!

But they cry, cry, cry in their

lonely hearts, thinking

If there's nothing good in this world

Then how can it ever be right?



Frodo: "I wish the Ring had never come to me..."

Gandalf: "So do all who live to see such times,

But that is not for them to decide.

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."

(given to us, given to us...)



Aren't they doomed, these two little hobbits?

They are so doomed, but they can do it!

If they keep up their hopes and believe,



then they can do it, right?



CHORUS

They're so doomed, but they can do it!

But they cry, cry, cry in their

lonely hearts, thinking (thinking)

If there's nothing good in this world

Then how can it ever be right?