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Elrond woke up to a pillow that was soaking wet. He sighed. So the pizza had only been a dream. A dream that had made his drool uncontrolably, but still only a dream. " Oh well." He thought, " I'll be sinking my teeth into a nice slice of the real stuff soon enough." With that in mind, he then proceeded to gather his suitcases together and then went to get dressed. Flinging open the front door of The Last Homely House ( after he was dressed of course) , Elrond was greeted by a bright sunshiney day. After scribbling a quick note to Glorfindel, he put his suitcases aboard a horse, mounted, and rode off towards the sun. Then he realized he'd been riding in the wrong direction and quickly changed direction.
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Glorfindel awoke to his blue alarm clock blaring a Britney Spears song. " What a way to start the day." he thought glumly, " I wake up to one of the few pop artists I despise." He flipped the radio to a different station and Blink182 played out. Glorfindel's mood immediately brightened and sitting up and stretching, he thought to himself, "Ah, that's MUCH better!" Quickly getting dressed, he then packed a few last minute items ( boombox, hair gel, dance clothes, ect....), and then went in search of Elrond. He found a note on the front door. It read:
Dear Glorf., Your name is too long so I decided to abbreveate it. Anyways, I want pizza really badly, so I'm leaving now. I'll meet you at the docks. Oh, and by the way, you were singing " Oops, I did it Again" in your sleep. Just thought you'd want to know.
- Elrond the Great
" Was singing Britney Spears in my sleep?!" Glorfindel said revolted as he scanned the note. " Thanks for waiting for me Elrond the Great. Yeah, Great Lunatic!" Glorfindel shook his head and walked out the door.
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" Galadriel, dear." Celeborn nudged his wife. Her back was to him and he couldn't tell if she was awake or not. " Galad- Ahhh!!" Galadriel rolled over and Celeborn let out a scream. " Wh-what is it, hon?" asked Galadriel groggily. Celeborn just stared at her and hugged his pillow. " Now, really." said Galadriel huffily, " It's not as though you've never seen me in my face mask before. I've been wearing it every night for the past 1,000 years or so!" " Which explains why we've only had two children." he retorted. Galadriel glared at him. " This is the only way I'll stay beautiful and wrinkle free." " Galadriel, you've always been beautiful and wrinkle free." said Celeborn, "Now let's get moving or we'll be late." The two got dressed and loaded their ( well, mostly Galadriel's) luggage onto three horses. Two of which carried Galadriel's closet full of cloned white dresses. It was all Celeborn could do to keep his wife from ripping her mirror out of the ground and making one of the poor animals carry that as well. Celeborn patted his saddle bag, making sure his crayons and paper were there, and then they were off.
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Elrond sat at the docks and checked his ultra cool glow in the dark watch. The ship would be here any minute and the others weren't there yet! Well, actually it wasn't due for another half an hour or so, but Elrond wasn't very patient when it came to pizza. 15 minutes later Glorfindel rode up. " Yo Elly Boy! " he called, " I got a bone to pick with you!" " What is it? Can it wait until after pizza?" " No! What's this about!" he held up the note. Elrond shrugged, " I wanted to leave but you were asleep. By the way you have a very nice singing voice." he teased. " Shut up old timer! I hate Britney Spears! And you didn't get to the boat any quicker than if you'd've waited...because it's not even her yet!!" " Okay." replied Elrond with child-like simplicity. Just as Celeborn and Galadriel arrived ( they'd been slow because Galadriel's suitcase's weighed a ton), the S.S. Callisto pulled into port. " Spa......" murmered Galadriel. " Coloring time..." said Celeborn softly. " Dancing!" said Glorfindel excitedly. " PIZZA!!!" screamed Elrond. He tried to run onto the ship only to be stopped by a buff looking guy in a black suit. " Tickets please." Elrond looked bewildered. " What tickets?" Galadriel looked at Celeborn. " Where are the tickets?' Celeborn laughed nervously. " I-uhh-didn't know we needed any." Elrond began to cry. " Oh woe is me! Lament for pizza!" Glorfindel stopped dancing and Galadriel started yelling at Celeborn. " No tickets, no cruise." said The Guy. " Let's go boys!" " Wait!" cried Glorfindel. The Guy turned around. " Give us a sec, okay?" Glorfindel gathered the others around him.
Will Elrond get his pizza?? Will Celeborn get off the hook? Will they EVER get on the cruise ship? Will anyone read this and review it? ( Pleeeaseee???) Stay tuned for the next episode of A Cruise to Paradise Haven!
Elrond woke up to a pillow that was soaking wet. He sighed. So the pizza had only been a dream. A dream that had made his drool uncontrolably, but still only a dream. " Oh well." He thought, " I'll be sinking my teeth into a nice slice of the real stuff soon enough." With that in mind, he then proceeded to gather his suitcases together and then went to get dressed. Flinging open the front door of The Last Homely House ( after he was dressed of course) , Elrond was greeted by a bright sunshiney day. After scribbling a quick note to Glorfindel, he put his suitcases aboard a horse, mounted, and rode off towards the sun. Then he realized he'd been riding in the wrong direction and quickly changed direction.
* * * * *
Glorfindel awoke to his blue alarm clock blaring a Britney Spears song. " What a way to start the day." he thought glumly, " I wake up to one of the few pop artists I despise." He flipped the radio to a different station and Blink182 played out. Glorfindel's mood immediately brightened and sitting up and stretching, he thought to himself, "Ah, that's MUCH better!" Quickly getting dressed, he then packed a few last minute items ( boombox, hair gel, dance clothes, ect....), and then went in search of Elrond. He found a note on the front door. It read:
Dear Glorf., Your name is too long so I decided to abbreveate it. Anyways, I want pizza really badly, so I'm leaving now. I'll meet you at the docks. Oh, and by the way, you were singing " Oops, I did it Again" in your sleep. Just thought you'd want to know.
- Elrond the Great
" Was singing Britney Spears in my sleep?!" Glorfindel said revolted as he scanned the note. " Thanks for waiting for me Elrond the Great. Yeah, Great Lunatic!" Glorfindel shook his head and walked out the door.
* * * * *
" Galadriel, dear." Celeborn nudged his wife. Her back was to him and he couldn't tell if she was awake or not. " Galad- Ahhh!!" Galadriel rolled over and Celeborn let out a scream. " Wh-what is it, hon?" asked Galadriel groggily. Celeborn just stared at her and hugged his pillow. " Now, really." said Galadriel huffily, " It's not as though you've never seen me in my face mask before. I've been wearing it every night for the past 1,000 years or so!" " Which explains why we've only had two children." he retorted. Galadriel glared at him. " This is the only way I'll stay beautiful and wrinkle free." " Galadriel, you've always been beautiful and wrinkle free." said Celeborn, "Now let's get moving or we'll be late." The two got dressed and loaded their ( well, mostly Galadriel's) luggage onto three horses. Two of which carried Galadriel's closet full of cloned white dresses. It was all Celeborn could do to keep his wife from ripping her mirror out of the ground and making one of the poor animals carry that as well. Celeborn patted his saddle bag, making sure his crayons and paper were there, and then they were off.
* * * * *
Elrond sat at the docks and checked his ultra cool glow in the dark watch. The ship would be here any minute and the others weren't there yet! Well, actually it wasn't due for another half an hour or so, but Elrond wasn't very patient when it came to pizza. 15 minutes later Glorfindel rode up. " Yo Elly Boy! " he called, " I got a bone to pick with you!" " What is it? Can it wait until after pizza?" " No! What's this about!" he held up the note. Elrond shrugged, " I wanted to leave but you were asleep. By the way you have a very nice singing voice." he teased. " Shut up old timer! I hate Britney Spears! And you didn't get to the boat any quicker than if you'd've waited...because it's not even her yet!!" " Okay." replied Elrond with child-like simplicity. Just as Celeborn and Galadriel arrived ( they'd been slow because Galadriel's suitcase's weighed a ton), the S.S. Callisto pulled into port. " Spa......" murmered Galadriel. " Coloring time..." said Celeborn softly. " Dancing!" said Glorfindel excitedly. " PIZZA!!!" screamed Elrond. He tried to run onto the ship only to be stopped by a buff looking guy in a black suit. " Tickets please." Elrond looked bewildered. " What tickets?" Galadriel looked at Celeborn. " Where are the tickets?' Celeborn laughed nervously. " I-uhh-didn't know we needed any." Elrond began to cry. " Oh woe is me! Lament for pizza!" Glorfindel stopped dancing and Galadriel started yelling at Celeborn. " No tickets, no cruise." said The Guy. " Let's go boys!" " Wait!" cried Glorfindel. The Guy turned around. " Give us a sec, okay?" Glorfindel gathered the others around him.
Will Elrond get his pizza?? Will Celeborn get off the hook? Will they EVER get on the cruise ship? Will anyone read this and review it? ( Pleeeaseee???) Stay tuned for the next episode of A Cruise to Paradise Haven!