Disclaimer: You know I don't own anything but the plot and the S.S. Callisto! LoL

A/N: Thank you so much to everyone who's actually taken the time to read and review this insane piece of fanfiction! Sorry it took so long to update, but I have so many other fics I'm working on that I've neglected updating this one! Bad me! If you want to be SUPER nice you'll review this story and maybe even my other ones! Okay, I'll stop rambling......

Chapter 3: So First Age!

Glorfindel and the other Elves got into a huddle. " What are we going to do?" asked Elrond. " I need pizza! We have to get on that boat!" " Well Sir High and Mighty who leaves his best friend behind, I've just bought us some time!" said Glorfindel. " Okay, Glorf!" Elrond smiked. Glorfindel fashed him a sarcastic smile in return. Galadriel whipped out her portable mirror, looked into it, and began to talk. Celeborn sighed. " Galadriel, are you talking to your own reflection again?" " No! I'm talking to my aunt's uncle's brother's sister's mother's best friend's youngest daughter. I forgot to tell her that I won't be able to discus fashion with her anymore because we're hopefully leaving!" She turned back to the mirror. " Now, as I was saying dear..." Just then Celeborn had an idea. He grabbed his wife's mirror, closed the lid, and swirled the water around to end Galadriel's " phone call". " Celeborn! I was having an important conversation about facial masks!" Galadriel was beside herself. " Why did you do that?" Elrond inquired. Celeborn noticed The Guy getting imatient; he kept checking his watch. " Do you all want to get on the ship?" Celeborn asked. The Elves all nodded. " Then Galadriel, call the operator and ask for the ticket box number for the S.S. Callisto." Galadriel snatched the mirror back and did so. She then called the ticket nimber. There was the sound of "Concerning Hobbits" and the Elves all turned around to see The Guy reach into his pocket and pull out a small marble ( like a small Palantir) which he pressed and then spoke into. " Hello, this is-" A bird squaked so that no one was able to hear The Guy's name. "Hello." replied Galadriel. " What can I do for you?" "Well-" Galadriel started. Glorfindel looked around. " This is rediculous! He's standing right there! Just go over there and talk to him!" He turned. " Hey Guy!" " Shhhh! I'm talking!" The Guy replied. Glorfindel's jaw dropped and he pointed form Galadriel to The Guy several times, his mouth gaping like a fish out of water. Finally, he just sighed, shook his head, and gave up, falling silent. Galadriel looked up from her mirror with a smile on her face. " We've got the tickets!" " How much were they?" asked Elrond. " I have to give The Guy a make-over in return. His whole look is so First Age!" she replied and walked over to get the tickets, leaving three shocked Elves behind her. A few minutes later she returned and gave out the tickets. The four Elves grabbed their luggage and made their way to the ship. As the others went on ahead, Glorfindel stopped. " Why didn't you just tell us we could buy the tickets from you?" he asked The Guy. " You never asked." The Guy ushered Glorfindel onto the ship and they pulled away from the deck.

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