I Hate Your Mom!
Chapter One ~ Partners in Crime
Cold water splashed onto his body. Vejita shot up in less than a second from his sleep. "What the hell?!" He suddenly heard the laughter of his best friend right next to him on the side of the bed. "Kakarrotto!" Kakarrotto was standing and holding an empty bucket in one hand and holding his gut with the other.
"But Vejita, you were so dirty, I thought I'd give you a bath!" and with that Vejita screamed, announcing that his nit-wit friend had three seconds to run and make it out the door of the house before he would do something. Kakarrotto, having that something quite similar to this had happened before, took note of this, head-tails and ran out of the room, dropping the bucket in the hallway. He ran into the kitchen and leaped for the doorknob, when his body was slammed into the floor.
"Three," he heard and he didn't need to look up, but did anyway. Vejita was stomping him into the ground, well, floor with one foot, and his hands on his hips and a big evil grin on his face, not seeming to mind that his white t-shirt was sticking to his body from the ice water that Kakarrotto had hit him with, literally, a few seconds ago.
"Heh, heh. Hey Vejita. Get off my back, please?" Vejita just kept grinning and put more pressure on his back. "Ack! Vejita!" Then he noticed something and grinned. "Say, Vejita, your white underwear's all wet now." Vejita gasped and looked down. His underwear was completely transparent. Vejita gritted his teeth, but it turned back into a more evil looking grin and he began to jump on his back. Kakarrotto started cracking up at this point, being that none of the jumping was hurting him, but he supposed that Vejita was just letting out steam in his own goofy way. Vejita's grin disappeared and turned into a mocking little smirk, then finally he let off on Kakarrotto's back. Kakarrotto sighed in relief and he got to his hands and knees, and was about to stand up when he saw in the corner of his eye, Vejita, getting ready to kick him in the gut. He yelled and jumped up as Vejita swung a kick in his direction, but lost his balance and fell on his ass. Kakarrotto fell down too, right next to Vejita. Both of them stared at one another before braking out into enormous laughter.
An hour later, the pair were walking out the door, wearing dark colored t- shirts and blue jeans, trying to look cool as can be, as if they already weren't. Well, since the guys had finished high school they had rented an apartment building area. Their landlord, thankfully, was an old man who lived with his wife and they didn't give a damn about how messy the place was, as long as it wouldn't be a mess when they moved out. The guys had been living there for about four years, and it was already the first of June. They had been let out of their fourth year of college on May 30, which was two days before, but they were forced by their, rather, Kakarrotto's parents to stay for a party at their place with all of their little "friends", as Sakura called them. So, one day after the so called "party", the two neighborhood perverts were looking for some kicks. First off, Bulma's pad. The two goons walked down the sideway which went all over the lawn of the apartment buildings, which were three, including Otei Renatsu's building, their landlord, who they called jiji Otei-san, or simply just Jiotei-san. He and his wife, Otei Enla, were outside planting flowers. Well, Enla was planting the flowers, Jiotei-san was standing and watching her. Then he saw Vejita and Kakarrotto.
"Hey boys," he said to them kindly, weak and boring, but still kindly, "nice weather today, eh?"
"Yep, sure is, Jiotei-san," Vejita said as Kakarrotto grinned, then got behind Vejita and grabbed him around the waist. Vejita glared at him out of the corner of his eye.
"We're going girl hunting!" Kakarrotto had the biggest grin on his face.
"Well, that's nice," Jiotei-san thought out loud. Then he sort of tip-toed over to them and whispered behind his hand, "Don't get a girl at likes flowers." The two saiyajin snickered.
"Renatsu? What is it you're telling those poor young men? Don't you know that young folk don't listen to the elder folk now and days?" Jiotei-san rolled his eyes.
"Yes, forgive me, dear. I had no idea what I was thinking. You're right." Enla turned around to look at him in question.
"Gomen ne, Renatsu, I couldn't understand what you said." Jiotei-san nodded.
"That's what I thought," and with that he turned on his heel and walked back over to his wife. "Ja, otoko!"
"Ja!" And the two guys walked over to Bulma's house to see what she was up to. She was outside taking down laundry off the clothes line and was putting it in a laundry basket. She didn't notice, however, the two young men at the side of the house, watching her.
"You see her? What's with her?! She's bending down, waiting for some guy to just go over there and slap her ass!" Vejita commented.
Kako grinned and whispered, "Why don't you go help her out, there, Vejita?" Vejita turned and gave him a look. Kako began to crack up. "Oh, come on, Vejita! You and I, and the rest of the world, know that you've liked Bulma since our first year of high-school!" Vejita glared at him.
"Yeah. Sure, Kako. I just love the little bitch!" He turned back to Bulma, who was just about finished with the laundry. Vejita kept silent for a second, then sighed and said, "Okay, Kako, I'll try. "Again." But she's a total bitch, I swear!" He got up and walked over to Bulma. She didn't see him behind her, so he stopped short, and waited, then turned around to walk away, when he bumped right into Kako.
"Go for it," he whispered. "Vejita gritted his teeth, but turned right around and pulled the bottom of Bulma's little pink shirt up to her neck. She screamed, then wurled around to face a grinning Vejita.
"Hey, Babe, what's up?" Bulma growled then swung a fist in Vejita direction, which he blocked easily with his hand. "Hey, what are you trying to do, hurt me?" She stared at him for a moment, then closed her eyes and calmed down. A small smile appeared on her lips. Vejita smiled too. "Well, you want to go out with me, then?" Bulma stood perfectly still, and her smile didn't change.
"Sure, I'll go out with you."
"Huh?" Vejita blinked. "What. . .did you say?" Kako thought he would break out into hysterical laughter from the look on Vejita's face.
"Alright! Vejita finally did something right!" Kako thought to himself, wearing a small grin of his own. But then, Bulma turned her back to Vejita and bent over, her butt right in Vejita's face, causing him to have to step back. Then, she stood up, and turned around, holding the laundry basket in her arms.
"Here, take this," she said, shoving the basket into Vejita's gut, and he took it and stared at her unbelievingly. "The first thing we do," she said with a smile, as if she thought this was a normal activity for a date, "is we fold the clothes and lay them on the bed. Follow me, please." She began to walk to the house, but Vejita just stood there, with fire in his eyes.
"Damn her," he thought. "I really thought I had a chance this time, but no!" He began to grumble to himself. Bulma turned a looked at him with a stern look.
"Well?!" Vejita didn't say anything. "That's what I thought! Now, follow me!" She started walking back to the apartment building again, without even telling Vejita not to dump the basket of clothes over her head. She found out that if you didn't give a saiyajin any ideas, they wouldn't come up with any. But, for once in his life, Vejita came up with one. Bulma didn't look behind her to see what Vejita was doing, but she heard his footsteps. She smiled. She was actually getting him to be useful for once. Bulma was about to open to door to the house when she felt to hands grab her breasts. She gasped and blushed, and she heard Vejita snickering behind her. He squeeze a little harder and Bulma started screaming. In a flash, she whirled around and slapped Vejita right across the face. Kako, who was standing a few steps behind them, burst out into uncontrollable laughter and fell over holding his gut.
"What's wrong? You were asking for that, weren't you?" Vejita said as he rubbed his face with a huge grin. Bulma wildly stomped the ground and screamed.
"You're sick, Vejita! You really are!" And with that, she entered the apartment and slammed the door, completely forgetting about her basket of laundry.
"To Hell with you, then," Vejita said to himself and he waved a hand bye, turned, grinning at Kako. Kako began to get up, still laughing a little bit.
"Vejita, you pervert, you," he said, before nearly falling down again. "And why'd you have to do that infront of me? Now I'm scared for life! You know, my mind isn't filled with porn and girls like yours, Vejita!" Vejita snickered at that comment.
"Speaking of porn and girls, want to go visit Tanhei and Chei now?" Kako thought a moment then nodded.
"I guess there's nothing else to do, sure why not." He grinned. "Maybe they've got something new, a new YuriGirlX doujin maybe?!"
"Lets' go!" Vejita screamed in excitement and with that, both raced down the road leading to the main part of town, which by the way was called Sho- Nen-tokoro.
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Next Chapter: Shitagi no Shoujo Mise (Girls' Underwear Store)
Chapter One ~ Partners in Crime
Cold water splashed onto his body. Vejita shot up in less than a second from his sleep. "What the hell?!" He suddenly heard the laughter of his best friend right next to him on the side of the bed. "Kakarrotto!" Kakarrotto was standing and holding an empty bucket in one hand and holding his gut with the other.
"But Vejita, you were so dirty, I thought I'd give you a bath!" and with that Vejita screamed, announcing that his nit-wit friend had three seconds to run and make it out the door of the house before he would do something. Kakarrotto, having that something quite similar to this had happened before, took note of this, head-tails and ran out of the room, dropping the bucket in the hallway. He ran into the kitchen and leaped for the doorknob, when his body was slammed into the floor.
"Three," he heard and he didn't need to look up, but did anyway. Vejita was stomping him into the ground, well, floor with one foot, and his hands on his hips and a big evil grin on his face, not seeming to mind that his white t-shirt was sticking to his body from the ice water that Kakarrotto had hit him with, literally, a few seconds ago.
"Heh, heh. Hey Vejita. Get off my back, please?" Vejita just kept grinning and put more pressure on his back. "Ack! Vejita!" Then he noticed something and grinned. "Say, Vejita, your white underwear's all wet now." Vejita gasped and looked down. His underwear was completely transparent. Vejita gritted his teeth, but it turned back into a more evil looking grin and he began to jump on his back. Kakarrotto started cracking up at this point, being that none of the jumping was hurting him, but he supposed that Vejita was just letting out steam in his own goofy way. Vejita's grin disappeared and turned into a mocking little smirk, then finally he let off on Kakarrotto's back. Kakarrotto sighed in relief and he got to his hands and knees, and was about to stand up when he saw in the corner of his eye, Vejita, getting ready to kick him in the gut. He yelled and jumped up as Vejita swung a kick in his direction, but lost his balance and fell on his ass. Kakarrotto fell down too, right next to Vejita. Both of them stared at one another before braking out into enormous laughter.
An hour later, the pair were walking out the door, wearing dark colored t- shirts and blue jeans, trying to look cool as can be, as if they already weren't. Well, since the guys had finished high school they had rented an apartment building area. Their landlord, thankfully, was an old man who lived with his wife and they didn't give a damn about how messy the place was, as long as it wouldn't be a mess when they moved out. The guys had been living there for about four years, and it was already the first of June. They had been let out of their fourth year of college on May 30, which was two days before, but they were forced by their, rather, Kakarrotto's parents to stay for a party at their place with all of their little "friends", as Sakura called them. So, one day after the so called "party", the two neighborhood perverts were looking for some kicks. First off, Bulma's pad. The two goons walked down the sideway which went all over the lawn of the apartment buildings, which were three, including Otei Renatsu's building, their landlord, who they called jiji Otei-san, or simply just Jiotei-san. He and his wife, Otei Enla, were outside planting flowers. Well, Enla was planting the flowers, Jiotei-san was standing and watching her. Then he saw Vejita and Kakarrotto.
"Hey boys," he said to them kindly, weak and boring, but still kindly, "nice weather today, eh?"
"Yep, sure is, Jiotei-san," Vejita said as Kakarrotto grinned, then got behind Vejita and grabbed him around the waist. Vejita glared at him out of the corner of his eye.
"We're going girl hunting!" Kakarrotto had the biggest grin on his face.
"Well, that's nice," Jiotei-san thought out loud. Then he sort of tip-toed over to them and whispered behind his hand, "Don't get a girl at likes flowers." The two saiyajin snickered.
"Renatsu? What is it you're telling those poor young men? Don't you know that young folk don't listen to the elder folk now and days?" Jiotei-san rolled his eyes.
"Yes, forgive me, dear. I had no idea what I was thinking. You're right." Enla turned around to look at him in question.
"Gomen ne, Renatsu, I couldn't understand what you said." Jiotei-san nodded.
"That's what I thought," and with that he turned on his heel and walked back over to his wife. "Ja, otoko!"
"Ja!" And the two guys walked over to Bulma's house to see what she was up to. She was outside taking down laundry off the clothes line and was putting it in a laundry basket. She didn't notice, however, the two young men at the side of the house, watching her.
"You see her? What's with her?! She's bending down, waiting for some guy to just go over there and slap her ass!" Vejita commented.
Kako grinned and whispered, "Why don't you go help her out, there, Vejita?" Vejita turned and gave him a look. Kako began to crack up. "Oh, come on, Vejita! You and I, and the rest of the world, know that you've liked Bulma since our first year of high-school!" Vejita glared at him.
"Yeah. Sure, Kako. I just love the little bitch!" He turned back to Bulma, who was just about finished with the laundry. Vejita kept silent for a second, then sighed and said, "Okay, Kako, I'll try. "Again." But she's a total bitch, I swear!" He got up and walked over to Bulma. She didn't see him behind her, so he stopped short, and waited, then turned around to walk away, when he bumped right into Kako.
"Go for it," he whispered. "Vejita gritted his teeth, but turned right around and pulled the bottom of Bulma's little pink shirt up to her neck. She screamed, then wurled around to face a grinning Vejita.
"Hey, Babe, what's up?" Bulma growled then swung a fist in Vejita direction, which he blocked easily with his hand. "Hey, what are you trying to do, hurt me?" She stared at him for a moment, then closed her eyes and calmed down. A small smile appeared on her lips. Vejita smiled too. "Well, you want to go out with me, then?" Bulma stood perfectly still, and her smile didn't change.
"Sure, I'll go out with you."
"Huh?" Vejita blinked. "What. . .did you say?" Kako thought he would break out into hysterical laughter from the look on Vejita's face.
"Alright! Vejita finally did something right!" Kako thought to himself, wearing a small grin of his own. But then, Bulma turned her back to Vejita and bent over, her butt right in Vejita's face, causing him to have to step back. Then, she stood up, and turned around, holding the laundry basket in her arms.
"Here, take this," she said, shoving the basket into Vejita's gut, and he took it and stared at her unbelievingly. "The first thing we do," she said with a smile, as if she thought this was a normal activity for a date, "is we fold the clothes and lay them on the bed. Follow me, please." She began to walk to the house, but Vejita just stood there, with fire in his eyes.
"Damn her," he thought. "I really thought I had a chance this time, but no!" He began to grumble to himself. Bulma turned a looked at him with a stern look.
"Well?!" Vejita didn't say anything. "That's what I thought! Now, follow me!" She started walking back to the apartment building again, without even telling Vejita not to dump the basket of clothes over her head. She found out that if you didn't give a saiyajin any ideas, they wouldn't come up with any. But, for once in his life, Vejita came up with one. Bulma didn't look behind her to see what Vejita was doing, but she heard his footsteps. She smiled. She was actually getting him to be useful for once. Bulma was about to open to door to the house when she felt to hands grab her breasts. She gasped and blushed, and she heard Vejita snickering behind her. He squeeze a little harder and Bulma started screaming. In a flash, she whirled around and slapped Vejita right across the face. Kako, who was standing a few steps behind them, burst out into uncontrollable laughter and fell over holding his gut.
"What's wrong? You were asking for that, weren't you?" Vejita said as he rubbed his face with a huge grin. Bulma wildly stomped the ground and screamed.
"You're sick, Vejita! You really are!" And with that, she entered the apartment and slammed the door, completely forgetting about her basket of laundry.
"To Hell with you, then," Vejita said to himself and he waved a hand bye, turned, grinning at Kako. Kako began to get up, still laughing a little bit.
"Vejita, you pervert, you," he said, before nearly falling down again. "And why'd you have to do that infront of me? Now I'm scared for life! You know, my mind isn't filled with porn and girls like yours, Vejita!" Vejita snickered at that comment.
"Speaking of porn and girls, want to go visit Tanhei and Chei now?" Kako thought a moment then nodded.
"I guess there's nothing else to do, sure why not." He grinned. "Maybe they've got something new, a new YuriGirlX doujin maybe?!"
"Lets' go!" Vejita screamed in excitement and with that, both raced down the road leading to the main part of town, which by the way was called Sho- Nen-tokoro.
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Next Chapter: Shitagi no Shoujo Mise (Girls' Underwear Store)