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A/N: I'm such a baka! I accidentally called the Change card as Switch. Or did I call it right? Aiyah! Oh yeah, please try to figure out who are Sakura and Syaoran okay? Syaoran is Sakura, and Sakura is Syaoran. Might be confusing, but live with iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt!!"

"Sakura? Sakura? Wake up Sakura!" Tomoyo shook Syaoran's body. His eyes flickered open.

"T-Tomoyo-san?" Syaoran groaned. "I had the weirdest dream when I was changing! Ahahahaha!! You won't believe it!"

"Lemme guess. You and Li-kun switched bodies right?" Tomoyo quirked an eyebrow.

"Hai! Demo, how did you know?" Syaoran's eyes darted around, hoping it wasn't reality.

"Because it isn't a dream! You really switched bodies with him!" Tomoyo pulled Sakura over so Syaoran can see.

"NANI!!!? This was no dream! How?!" Syaoran wailed.

"Kinomoto-san, maintain yourself," Sakura said. She rolled her eyes. "How did you ever become a cardcaptor?"

"Well it looks like you are talking to yourself," Syaoran stuck her tongue out. "So is there a cure for this? Where's Kero?"

"Kero said that he's still trying to figure it out," Tomoyo assured. "Until then, I guess we have to pretend that Li-kun is Sakura, and Sakura is Li-kun. Come on let's go to the kitchen. Kero's most likely to be there." So everybody went to the kitchen where Kero was stuffing himself with multi-flavored pudding.

"[BURP!]Complements to the chefs!" Kero stated after he finished one.

"Kero, have you found something that will reverse it?" Syaoran said eagerly. Sakura just leaned against the wall mumbling.

"Stupid stuffed animal," she said.

"What? You wanna say that too my face?!!" Kero fluttered over there and began a staring contest. "I'd bite your finger, but lucky for you, it's my Mistress's finger."

"Then why don't you bite my finger of my body?" Sakura sneered.

"Lucky for you, Sakura's in your body so I can't."

"Kero, how long does it have to last?" Tomoyo interrupted.

"Well, Thunder and Change are the most unlikely, so it's a rarely seen process. It might take a couple of days to find a treatment. Might have to consult it to Clow Reed," Kero floated, sitting crossed-legged.

"So that means Hiiragizawa-sama right?" Syaoran chirped. Kero nodded. "but he's in England and we are in Japan!"

"Don't freak Sakura-chan! I have his phone number, so it will be no prob!" Tomoyo smiled and picked up the phone.

"And how do you have his phone number?" Syaoran teased. Tomoyo blushed, but didn't reply.

"The number you have dialed, cannot be reached," the phone squeaked. Tomoyo hung up.

"Oh well," sighed Tomoyo. "Maybe Kero can go visit him."

"Hoe?" Kero snapped. "But I don't want to see Spinel's stupid face! He ticks me off!!"

"I'll give you a pudding cake the size of a…uh…Sakura!" Tomoyo said, going starry eyed. "Maybe it could have a totally new outfit on it that's edible!!" Everybody sweat dropped. "Or maybe not."

"Fine. Mou, take it on the little guy."

"Tomoyo, what if I have to...pee?" Syaoran said meekly. "And Li-kun has to shower and…Touya-san! Oh no, he's going to pick me up in [looks at the clock] fifteen minutes!" Syaoran freaked. Sakura seemed to be surprised. "And I need to pee…!"

"WHAT??!! Can't you hold it in Sakura?" Sakura shouted. "I don't want you to…see…me…"

"Why Li-kun? Afraid it's too small?" giggled Tomoyo. Syaoran and Sakura blushed and she shook her head.

"No! It's not small! I just don't…feel comfortable for some on to see…my body…" Sakura replied.

"Oh really! I hope you don't pee, Syaoran! Or take a shower too!!" Syaoran retorted, jumping from side to side, blushing. "I have to go!! I wish I haven't drank all that tea you gave me!" Then the doorbell rang. "EEEKK!! THAT MUST BE ONNI-CHAN!!!" Syaoran was running around the kitchen like a chicken with out its head.

"She's making me look stupid," uttered Sakura.

"Just chill Sakura! Tell Syaoran how to act like you! Come back tomorrow and we'll all try to figure it out okay?!" Tomoyo instructed to the pale Syaoran.

"H-hai," Syaoran breathed. She walked to Sakura. "Okay, Syaoran. Call onni-chan onni-chan, not Touya. Call otou-san, otou-san [I spelled it right, right?]. If onni-chan makes a funny remark that makes you look stupid. Step on his foot. But it has to be at the right moment. Don't argue with anyone. AND DON'T READ MY DIARY!!!" Syaoran shoved Sakura to the door. And Kero as well. "Kero, tell him what to do! And don't make a fool out of himself because they'll only suspect something!!"

"Matte, Kinomoto-san!" Sakura stopped before the door. "What happens if Tou – onni-chan sees me dressed like me?"

"Shimmata!! Tomoyo-chan! Get me my clothes, we have to dress him up!" Syaoran called out. Tomoyo dashed to the bathroom.

"Sakura?! Open the door!" knocked Touya. "Daidouji-sama? Onegai, open the door!"

"Syaoran, tell him that you need to change!" Syaoran shoved Sakura to the door and she opened it.

"Okay, kaijuu, ready to go?" Touya said, holding an umbrella. "What are you wearing?"

"Oh hehehehe, Dai – er, Tomoyo-san made this for me. I-I have t-to g-g-go change. Just wait here," stammered Sakura.

"Can't I come - !" She closed the door. Then thought for a moment. Sakura opened it. "And I'm not a kaijuu!!" [slam]

"Tch. Touchy!!" Touya commented as he walked to the car and waited inside.

"Come on "Sakura," we have to get changed!" Syaoran said to the shocked Sakura. "I wore a white shirt and pink skirt when I came here, so that's what you have to wear!"

"NANI!!!??? I'M NOT GOING TO WEAR GIRLS' CLOTHES!" Sakura shouted.

"Uh, Syaoran, you are a girl, therefore we shall wear girl's clothes," Tomoyo towered over Sakura. "YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!"

"I-iie…"

"Good. Now change, or I'll send Sakura to help you."

So Sakura walked up to the bathroom and tried to change in the dark. Eventually I think everybody knows what happens when you dress in the dark [shudders]. I'm not going to mention it, so Syaoran and Tomoyo had to help. [-_-;] So when Sakura was all set, she made her way downstairs to leave with Touya.

"Do you think he'll pull through?" Syaoran asked. He watched the car disappear at the left turn. "He's totally gonna blow it."

"I dunno. But as for you "Li-kun" we have to think of a way for you to get back to your apartment," Tomoyo smiled gleefully.

"Hoe? M-me? Go to h-his apartment? Like l-live there?!"

"Where else? Until we get in contact with Hiiragizawa-kun, then you are now Li-kun." Tomoyo laughed, "And maybe you'll see a secret stash!" Syaoran quirked an eyebrow.

"Hoe? S-secret stash? What's that suppose to mean? Is Syaoran some kind of…spy?"

"Iie, baka. What I meant that he might have a stash of you! You know, pictures and tad-locks, a little shrine dedicated to his little cherry blossom!!" Tomoyo squealed in a teasing voice and went all starry-eyed.

"Mou, we hate each other!!" Sakura turned and pouted. "It's not possible. He hates me too much. Maybe a voodoo shrine, but definitely not a…whatever kinda shrine that has to do with anything of liking me!"

"Okay, okay. But I wouldn't be so sure of that…" Tomoyo said, waving a finger. "Alright then, guess you should be heading home."

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot," Syaoran said. "Urk, how? I don't think Li-kun came by car. Does…that mean that…I have to walk all the way over there in the rain?!"

"Yes, but only for a short way. My bodyguards will drive you half-way, and then you can walk the other half."

"Okay, but why do I have to walk?"

"You still remember Meilin-san lives there right?"

"Oh no Meilin-chan?! She hates me and is totally going to suspect something!!" groaned Syaoran. "I can't pretend to be him!"

"Just make an excuse to her that, uh, you need some private time because you are mad at "Sakura!" said Tomoyo. "And then you can find that secret stash!"

"Tomoyo!!!!!"

"You'll never know Sakura!" Tomoyo giggled and called her bodyguards to drive "Li-kun" to his apartment.

Back to "Sakura"…………..

"You seem kinda different, Sakura. Something wrong?" Touya opened the door and held the umbrella over Sakura. "Anyways, Yuki is coming over for dinner. Just to let you know." Sakura's eyes shot open. They entered the quiet yellow house. "Dad will be kinda late; he said that one of the workers got sick and had to fill in."

"Oh, that's so sad," Sakura said, hoping it would sound like her.

"Sad? I guess. Dad's too nice," Touya walked to the kitchen. "Are you going to help me cook or what?"

"Hoe? O-oh. Just let me change, ehehehe," Sakura nervously said and dashed upstairs. "Phew. Aw, crap. I shouldn't said that I have to change." She threw the bag on the bed and looked around the room. "Hmph. Guess I have to change then."

"Argh, just like Sakura. Forget that I'm inside the bag," coughed Kero. He flew out. "What do you think you're doing?!"

"I need to "change" and help "onni-chan" cook dinner for our guest, "Yukito-sama" and maybe you can talk to Yue and help Sakura and I out of this mess?" Sakura prowled through the drawers of clothing. "Just help on what I should wear first. And hurry, or he'll come."

"Just pick that white shirt over there and a pair of pink shorts," Kero pointed out.

"Shorts?! What is with her and shorts?!" Sakura mumbled and tried to put them on without looking down. "And pink, for god sake!"

"Just shut up and go downstairs. And while you're at it, bring me some desert when it's over!"

"…" Sakura closed the door.

"Okay, so what are we going to cook?" Sakura said, trying to sound cheerful. Touya looked at her.

"Whatever we can make. He eats practically everything," Touya said, making pork thingies [okay, so I don't know what it's called, just use your imagination!].

"Oh, okay," Sakura walked over and decided to make the only good thing that he can do. No its, not pancakes because Sakura does that. This is Syaoran we are talking about. And I think what he makes best is chicken noodle soup. Well if that's not he makes best, it is now [like that episode when Kero and Syaoran switched bodies and Kero attempted to make soup? Ahahahhhaahahahaha!! Anyways, moving on…]. The doorbell rings.

"Could you get that, Sakura?" Touya asked. The pork thingies sizzled and fried. Sakura nodded and quickly made her way to the front door. Maybe Yue can help me.

"Kongbongwa, Sakura-chan!" Yukito smiled, with his eyes closed, obviously.

"K-kongbongwa, Y-yuki!!" Sakura stammered. Sakura used to have a crush on him. I guess I should not hint it. "D-dinner's going to be ready in a few minutes. Uh, j-just make y-yourself comfortable for a w-while." Sakura led him to the living room, where Touya came in and greeted Yukito. "Hey, kaijuu, can you finish making dinner? I have to talk to Yuki about some homework."

"U-uh, sure," Sakura said as she walked to the kitchen. "Great, how am I suppose to cook? I don't even know how to make these stuff. I'll just improvise."

"Not likely kiddo."

"Yaah!!" Sakura shouted as Kero popped out of nowhere.

"Is something the matter Sakura?" Yukito asked.

"Ehehehehe, no, uh, just uh, er, cockroach. But it's gone now."

"Nice going Li. Don't blow up the cover!" Kero hissed. Sakura hot him a death glare.

"I wouldn't have screamed if you didn't land on my shoulder," Sakura whispered, trying to figure out how to make dinner.

"I'll help you out. Sakura's reputation of a good cook can't be ruined. So I'm gonna help you. I've stood around while she's cooking. Now this is what you do…"

"Okay, dinner's ready!!" Sakura announced. "I hope you like it."

"Thanks kaijuu. Well help yourself Yuki," Touya said. Sakura sat down and Kero's head popped out of Sakura's collar.

"You sure this is a good idea?" Sakura whispered.

"Yeah, what if you screw up? I'll tell you what to say if there's something you can't answer. Then you definitely need me."

"Okay, okay. Just shut up," Sakura mumbled.

"You seem awfully quiet tonight Sakura," Yukito said.

"Oh it's nothing. Just thinking about school."

"So Sakura, how is school?" Yukito asked with a forkful of food raised to his mouth.

"It's okay. Strange weather isn't it?"

"Yeah. When I was coming over here I heard some people say that a thunderbolt came from someone's backyard. I think it was one of your friends."

"Yeah, Tomoyo-san, but nobody got hurt."

"Sakura, you weren't in the backyard were you?" Touya cut in.

"Er, no, why?"

"No reason. I just didn't want you to get struck by lightning." Touya continued to eat. Hmm. So Sakura's brother has a soft spot for her. "I heard that if you do, you turn to an ugly dwarf with warts and fried skin," snickered Touya, obviously, one of his jokes to scare Sakura. Maybe not.

"Stomp his foot," Kero ordered. Sakura smiled.

"I'd be happy to..." [stomp]

"Oooww!!" Touya yelped. Yukito seemed to be enjoying this.

"Anyways, that's not possible for Sakura to get struck."

"Huh? How so?" Touya said, rubbing his foot.

"Well, the thunder was coming out of the yard instead of the clouds. Pretty weird."

"Oh. Well I didn't notice anything," Sakura said, nervously, and sweat dropped. "It must have been the lights outside. Maybe it got short circuited."

"I guess."

"Or maybe it was just some gaki," muttered Kero.

"Help me with the dishes Sakura," Touya asked, carrying some dishes.

"Yeah, okay," Sakura piled the dishes and walked to the sink. "Kero, I think you should talk to Yue know. Try to lead him to the bathroom or something, so that Touya wouldn't see.

"Okay then. I can't believe I'm helping you out. Ew." Kero stealthily made his way to the bathroom and started to make some sounds, which were practically squeaks and turning on the faucet water. Obviously, Yukito got curious and wondered in, but the door was shut behind him. "I want to talk to you, Yue." White wings came out and wrapped the unconscious boy. When it opened, it revealed none other than the moon guardian [what a hottie!]

"What is it Kero?" Yue folded his arms and stared at the small creature. "Why are we in here?"

"Because Sakura's brother is outside and she and that gaki has a problem," Kero hopped on the toilet lid and sat down. "They, eh, kinda switched bodies…" Yue didn't show any expression.

"I don't know what to do. Maybe Clow-"

"We're on to Eriol. I'm going to England."

"Then I wish you luck. Now I think that's all right?" Kero nodded. "Good. Now hide, while I change back…" The wings came and Yukito was sitting on the bathroom floor.

"How did…I get here?"

Back to Syaoran…

"Thanks. Tell Tomoyo I'll see her after school," Syaoran waved as he stepped out of the car. "Remember this is our secret, okay?"

"You got it miss," said the female bodyguards And they drove off.

"Okay, I got to stick to the plan. Okay, clam yourself Sakura. Just be mean and emotionless. Tell Meilin that I'm busy. Busy, busy, busy. Oookay now," Sakura breathed while she ran to Syaoran's apartment. "Finally here. Okay, put on a straight face. Don't act so fond of her, or she'll get wrong impression." Syaoran reached for the doorknob but stopped. "I have a better idea…" Syaoran ran around back and looked at the windows, determining which one was his room. There was an open window with green walls in one. "Bingo." Syaoran looked at the tree and jumped up. She made it to the window. "Yes. Now to change out of this green costume." Syaoran reached for the drawers but pulled the one she didn't want to see. Therefore, flushed red immediately. "Okay, boxers. Mental note not to go through there…" Syaoran opened the next and found a dark green shirt and matching pants.

After changing, Sakura looked around. Green was the bed and the walls, green was the chair and…stuff. "Green…what is up with him and green!" He plopped himself on the bed.

"What should I do now?" He looked to the left. "I forgot to close the drawer." Feeling lazy, he stretched his foot over to push it, but found it too far. Thus, falling down while reaching to hard. "Itai!" About to push himself up, he saw a small metal chest far back with the dust. "I wonder what this is?" She reached down and pulled it out, coughing and sneezing. "Aw, I need a ke – wait, I'm not going into other people's stuff. Surely he won't go through my stuff."

Hahaha…that's what you think. Back to Sakura, …

"With all these pink things, you'd think she could have gotten a pink diary," Sakura laughed as she pulled out a light blue diary out of the closet. "She should have hid it carefully. It stuck out too much when it is under some white shoes."

"Hey gaki, I'd almost risked my life climbing back up here looking for you! I thought you was – WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE??!!!" Kero jumped on Sakura's head and bit her finger.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! Get off me you stuff animal!! Remember it's Sakura's finger and not mine!!" Sakura shouted and waved her hand around. "Oooww!!" Kero let go the red finger.

Kero silently cursed and flew in front of Sakura's face. "What do you think you're doing anyways? Better not be messing through her stuff or stealing anything!!"

"I was just…uh…"

"You were trying to read her DIARY!!!" Kero yelled at Sakura, snatching the blue book out of her hands. "No one but herself reads that!"

"Well, then I should read it."

"What? You're aren't Saku – oh wait you are, but with somebody else's mind! That gives you no right."

"I'll let you read it too~oo," Sakura said, grabbing the book back. "She might have said something about you, you know."

"Naw…not me…could she? No, NO!! I'm not and you're not."

"Okay, have it your way…" Sakura placed the diary back and slowly walked to the bed. "I guess I should go downstairs now, but…" Sakura snatched the diary. "I think I'll write in it!" She ran to the door and slammed it, dashing down to the living room where Touya was watching TV with Yukito.

"Nooooooooo!!!" Kero shouted.

"Hey, kaijuu, what are you doing?" Touya said, watching the screen of a football game.

"Oh, just my diary," Sakura said, trying to sound like Sakura. This is sooo good. She must have been so embarrassed at that…

"Whatever."

Hehehe, I'm so good. Let's see what was her few previous passages.

'Dear Diary, Syaoran, hmm, she uses my first name…Dear Diary, Syaoran called me a lousy card captor again. That must have been the 234th time he did. Yes, I counted Diary, she counted? Tomoyo said that I shouldn't worry because I have captured more cards than he did. I agreed but I sure didn't feel like it. Maybe I am stupid and klutzy. How can he be so cruel? I wish he wasn't. Even when I do something nice to him…he's always finding faults in me. Maybe I should just give up. Give up? Give up on what? Maybe if I read a few more pages back…

Dear Diary, The winter dance is next week and Tomoyo already made me a dress. She's really good at this but I think she should stop because I feel like a doll. Many guys have asked me out, but I turned them down. Maybe I shouldn't go, since his answer would have been a 'no' anyways. Tomoyo said that I should try, that he might say yes…but that's because she doesn't know who I admire. She likes somebody. Hehehe, boy is that person lucky. To be liked by Sakura. And I wonder to myself why did I say that…

Dear Diary, I had a weird dream again it was about…

SHE WHAT?!!

To be continued…..

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Sorry if it was kinda boring.