Kazuya Mishima

(devil is on the floor, kazuya walks away. Then suddenly, devil gets up)

Devil: hahaha! Feel my wrath! (throws knife at Kazuya)

Kazuya: NOOOOOOOOO!

(suddenly, Heihachi appears, shielding kaz from the knife. The knife slices off his twin spikes)

Kazuya: HAAAAAAA! You're bald! Hee hee! Waitaminit! (picks up spike, examines it closely) THIS IS FAKE!

Heihachi: NOOOOOOOOOO! MY DREADED SECRET IS OUT!

*flashback*

(Jinpachi is teaching a 10 year old Heihachi karate)

Jinpachi: ok, when I say so, you'll try to project electricity, alright?

Heihachi: ok!

Jinpachi: NOW!

(electricity flares around Heihachi, frying his hair and eyebrows)

Jinpachi: oh no.

Heihachi: WAAAAAHHHH! (bursts into tears)

Jinpachi: don't cry! Come, lets go get you a wig!

Heihachi: ok (sniffles)

(in wig shop)

Jinpachi: I need a wig and fake eyebrows that can conduct electricity.

Shopkeeper: well, we only have one more in stock (shows twin spikes and caterpillar eyebrows)

Jinpachi: I'll take it!

Later that day.

(Heihachi is trying on the fake wig and eyebrows)

Heihachi: EWW! I'D RATHER BE BALD! (tries to take it off) Jinpachi: NOOOOOO! (pins him down, takes superglue and pastes it on Heihachi)

*end of flashback*

Kazuya: haha HAAAAAAAAA!

Heihachi: don't' laugh! You have fake hair too!

Kazuya: Yeah right!

Heihachi: no, really! That's why I dropped you down a mountain, I didn't want you to put up a fuss!

Kazuya: OH NO! (runs off crying)

Devil: hey, Hachi, d'ya want power to rule the world?

Heihachi: don't call me HACHI!

Devil: sheesh. Oh well. (walks away)

Heihachi: no, wait! I do want power! (runs after him)