King

(King stands in front of house, sighing. He puts pressies down and walks away.)

King: oh well.

(suddenly children swarm out of house)

Kids: COME BACK HERE!

King: SHIT!! (tries to run away, but kids catch him)

Kids: (start beating him up)

Later that night.

. and the latest news! Our sources reveal that King, the wrestler, is a fraud. To acquire glory, he went around killing innocent parents and taking their children to his orphanage. He is charged for manslaughter. The trial will take place at the Madison Cemetery, where his corpse will take the stand. If guilty, he faces mutilation. Stay tuned for more news!