Paul

(Paul is riding his motorcycle, he stops, cos there's a HUGE rock blocking his way)

Paul: oh man! Methinks big rock is in way! I will break it apart with my sheer strength! Hee hee!

(Paul punches rock, but rock doesn't break)

Paul: hey, break will ya! (punches it again)

(then, suddenly, the huge rock gets up, and, as he can see, is actually a huge BEAR!)

Paul: AHHHHHHHH!

(bear kicks him in the balls)

Paul: OWIE!

(bear picks him up and throws him away)

Paul: NOOOOOOO!

(boom)

Bear: God! Like, everyone interrupts me while I'm, like, sleeping! Bears need their beauty sleep too! (goes back to sleep)