Yoshimitsu
(helicopter is taking off, then suddenly Yoshimitsu comes and smashes the window.)
Yoshi: I am the terror that pounces in the night. I am the ninja with a heart of stone. Feel my wrath as I kiss your asses!
Pilots: HAAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!
Yoshi: (blushing) I meant kick your asses! So stop laughing!
(pilots laugh themselves silly)
Yoshi: THAT'S IT! (slices off their heads) TAKE THAT!
(Robbie Williams appears)
RW: Yo, da rest of the guys couldn't make it. La La La!
Yoshi: Go away! I didn't mean it in that way!
RW: Alright then. (walks off helicopter and plummets to his death)
Yoshi: (sigh) my life is so screwed up.
Dr B: (in croaking, wheezing voice) ve must get out of here before da helicopter explodes!
Yoshi: oh yeah.
(Yoshi grabs dr b and jumps out a second before the helicopter explodes. But the explosion fries Yoshi's bum)
Yoshi: AIEE! MY FRIED IS ASS!
Dr B : hee hee hee (snort)
Yoshi: DAMMIT! I MEANT MY ASS IS FRIED!
Dr B: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yoshi: SHADDUP!
(starts spinning sword, sword chops off Dr B's head and goes flying into the distance)
Yoshi: oopsie. (plummets down to HIS death)
Yoshi: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M TOO INHUMAN TO DIE! PICKLES!
(dies) Note: for those who don't know, Take That was a boyband, and Robbie Williams was a singer in the band but then went solo. Ain't dat interesting? Plz, R&R!
(helicopter is taking off, then suddenly Yoshimitsu comes and smashes the window.)
Yoshi: I am the terror that pounces in the night. I am the ninja with a heart of stone. Feel my wrath as I kiss your asses!
Pilots: HAAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!
Yoshi: (blushing) I meant kick your asses! So stop laughing!
(pilots laugh themselves silly)
Yoshi: THAT'S IT! (slices off their heads) TAKE THAT!
(Robbie Williams appears)
RW: Yo, da rest of the guys couldn't make it. La La La!
Yoshi: Go away! I didn't mean it in that way!
RW: Alright then. (walks off helicopter and plummets to his death)
Yoshi: (sigh) my life is so screwed up.
Dr B: (in croaking, wheezing voice) ve must get out of here before da helicopter explodes!
Yoshi: oh yeah.
(Yoshi grabs dr b and jumps out a second before the helicopter explodes. But the explosion fries Yoshi's bum)
Yoshi: AIEE! MY FRIED IS ASS!
Dr B : hee hee hee (snort)
Yoshi: DAMMIT! I MEANT MY ASS IS FRIED!
Dr B: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yoshi: SHADDUP!
(starts spinning sword, sword chops off Dr B's head and goes flying into the distance)
Yoshi: oopsie. (plummets down to HIS death)
Yoshi: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M TOO INHUMAN TO DIE! PICKLES!
(dies) Note: for those who don't know, Take That was a boyband, and Robbie Williams was a singer in the band but then went solo. Ain't dat interesting? Plz, R&R!