Roger/Alex

(Alex goes to an archaeological sight, and discovers some raptor fossils. He sees them and has a strange flashback) *flashback* Ancestor of Alex: Get away from me!

Ancestor of Roger: We were meant to be!

AOA: Meant to be APART, man! I ain't gay ya know! And I mate with my species! Not others! Now vamoose!

(suddenly a lot of kangaroos appear)

AOR: (rips off body suit revealing him to be another dino)

AOA: AHHHHHHH! (runs away)

AOR: Get him boys!

*end of flashback*

Alex: (shudder) eww (turns around to see a herd of. (what do you call a group of kangaroos anyway?) kangaroos coming his way)

Kangaroos: WE LOVE YOU!

Alex: AARGH! (runs away)

Kangaroos: Get him!