Marshall Law

(In dojo)

Law: I betcha I can do one of those flip-thingys.

Paul: I betcha my hair gel that u cant.

Law: alright! Get ready 2 lose ur hair gel!

(does the flip and gets caught in the fan)

Law: help!

Paul: HAHAHAHAHA! (force of fan knocks off his wig revealing his shiny bald head) NOOOOOO!

Law: HAHAHA! (flies off into distance)

Paul: MY WIG! (bursts into tears)

(law comes back)

Law: lets see if U can do those flippy things!

Paul: I WANT MY WIG BACK! I WANNA WIG BACK! I WANNA WIG!

Law: shut up! People might hear u! fine, lets go buy u a new wig!

(they go outside)

little girl: MOMMY LOOK! IT'S ONE OF THE THREE LITTLE PIGS!

(all small kids run up)

small kids: LITTLE PIGGY! YAY! (chase after paul)

Paul: NOOOOOOOOOO! (runs away while law laughs hysterically)

(little boy comes up to law)

little boy: excuse me mr wolf, please dont eat me, where did the piggy go?

Law: over there.

(little boy goes away)

law: waitaminit. Did he call me mr wolf?

Paul in distance: YES! HAHAHA!

Law: ARGH! (starts crying)