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Authors: Brakish & Rogue31
Disclaimer: Another thing should know. We sure as hell don't own them. All though it would be nice if we did.
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X-Duds
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Chapter 5: The Continued Saga of the Evan Encounter
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Xavier sat in front of the strange boy. He scratched his head. "So.. um...
you are invited to go to my school. There, you can get help, and... find
your talents..." His eyes shifted around the room. "...Yes..."
Evan frowned, crossing his arms. "No!"
Xavier blinked. "Excuse me?"
"No! I'm not going! Billy is scared, and Bob wont go if Billy wont go, and
Joe... ... being with Joe alone is scary! I'm not going unless all of them
are coming with me!"
Charles sighed. Great. He had to persuade invisible imaginary kids.
"A 'hem... Billy, why are you scared?"
Evan cupped his ear as if someone was whispering in it. The boy frowned.
"Because you're bald."
Xavier grunted. "Evan... er... Billy, I'm old, thus I'm bald."
"He says its contagious, and he loves his hair."
"Tell him he can wear a hat."
Evan turned around. "You can wear a hat, Billy!"
Whispering obviously coming from Evan was heard, soon Evan turned around.
"All right!" He smiled. "Billy is fine with it."
The trip back was shorter than expected. Time to introduce Evan... Billy,
Bob, and Joe to the others. "Children!" The Professor called out. The
teenagers all gathered around, Kurt wearing Jean's sunglasses. "This is
Evan. I want you all to behave yourselves."
They nodded, Evan joining the group. Kitty looked at him. "Hi! I'm Kitty!"
He looked at her and smiled. "I'm Evan, and these are my friends, Joe, Bob,
and Billy."
Kitty blinked, looking around. She jumped up and screamed atop her lungs.
"OH MY GOD!!!! PUT IT AWAY!!!!"
Evan frowned. "Stop it! You're scaring Billy!!"
Kitty's eyes widened. "Are you insane? Bringing the pink polar bear here!!!
He's going to eat us, and poke us, and drag us down to the fiery pit of
hell!"
Jean blinked. "The extra 'and' before 'poke us' was not necessary."
Kitty shook Scott furiously. "Quickly now! We must hide in the sanctuary!"
She darted behind a nearby sofa. Scott hyperventilated. "There's a polar
bear here?!"
Kitty frowned. "A PINK polar bear! Now hurry! We're all going to die!"
Xavier shook his head. "Children! Children!" He pulled out the sock puppet
from his pocket. "Now... let's all behave... and go to your chambers."
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Next chapter the much anticipated chapter. Yeh! The Rogue Encounter.
Rogue: Paranoid around people (to extreme) doesn't like being touched. Yes, yes we know (obvious!) but hey it just had to be done!
Authors: Brakish & Rogue31
Disclaimer: Another thing should know. We sure as hell don't own them. All though it would be nice if we did.
^^^^^^^^^
X-Duds
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Chapter 5: The Continued Saga of the Evan Encounter
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Xavier sat in front of the strange boy. He scratched his head. "So.. um...
you are invited to go to my school. There, you can get help, and... find
your talents..." His eyes shifted around the room. "...Yes..."
Evan frowned, crossing his arms. "No!"
Xavier blinked. "Excuse me?"
"No! I'm not going! Billy is scared, and Bob wont go if Billy wont go, and
Joe... ... being with Joe alone is scary! I'm not going unless all of them
are coming with me!"
Charles sighed. Great. He had to persuade invisible imaginary kids.
"A 'hem... Billy, why are you scared?"
Evan cupped his ear as if someone was whispering in it. The boy frowned.
"Because you're bald."
Xavier grunted. "Evan... er... Billy, I'm old, thus I'm bald."
"He says its contagious, and he loves his hair."
"Tell him he can wear a hat."
Evan turned around. "You can wear a hat, Billy!"
Whispering obviously coming from Evan was heard, soon Evan turned around.
"All right!" He smiled. "Billy is fine with it."
The trip back was shorter than expected. Time to introduce Evan... Billy,
Bob, and Joe to the others. "Children!" The Professor called out. The
teenagers all gathered around, Kurt wearing Jean's sunglasses. "This is
Evan. I want you all to behave yourselves."
They nodded, Evan joining the group. Kitty looked at him. "Hi! I'm Kitty!"
He looked at her and smiled. "I'm Evan, and these are my friends, Joe, Bob,
and Billy."
Kitty blinked, looking around. She jumped up and screamed atop her lungs.
"OH MY GOD!!!! PUT IT AWAY!!!!"
Evan frowned. "Stop it! You're scaring Billy!!"
Kitty's eyes widened. "Are you insane? Bringing the pink polar bear here!!!
He's going to eat us, and poke us, and drag us down to the fiery pit of
hell!"
Jean blinked. "The extra 'and' before 'poke us' was not necessary."
Kitty shook Scott furiously. "Quickly now! We must hide in the sanctuary!"
She darted behind a nearby sofa. Scott hyperventilated. "There's a polar
bear here?!"
Kitty frowned. "A PINK polar bear! Now hurry! We're all going to die!"
Xavier shook his head. "Children! Children!" He pulled out the sock puppet
from his pocket. "Now... let's all behave... and go to your chambers."
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Next chapter the much anticipated chapter. Yeh! The Rogue Encounter.
Rogue: Paranoid around people (to extreme) doesn't like being touched. Yes, yes we know (obvious!) but hey it just had to be done!