Summary: *scratches head* I don't know! *runs out of room, screaming*
Authors: Brakish and Rogue31
Disclaimer: Knowing how difficult this may seem we'll break the news to you slowly. We don't own the characters, Marvel does. We don't make any profits from this. Find a tissue and grab a brown paper bag for hyperventilating issues and read on.
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X-Duds
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Chapter 10: Another Happy Day
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After the routine 'get-up' all of the "students" made their way to the kitchen. Kurt stood trembling in the corner, looking at Rogue with fearful eyes. Out of nowhere, Rogue began trembling in her chair. Kitty rose an eyebrow at her, Rogue copying that action along with the trembling.
The morning was full of strange looks. Jean looked at Kitty to see her bruised face and her clothes tattered. She cleared her throat, while organizing the utensils on the table. "Kitty, may I ask why your clothes are. . . ripped?"
Kitty giggled. "I had the BEST sleep of my night!"
The Professor blinked. Did she say what he thought she said?
"Yeah! I went to Logan's Cell, and he saved me from the evil blue bunny!" She leaned towards Jean, whispering. "The pink polar bear's associate, dont'cha know." She sat straight and looked at the ceiling. "Of course, he had to make the barrier of screams and yells, but that's only necessary."
Jean nudged towards Scott and stood up. "First off, scream and yell are the
same word. . ."
Scott rose a finger. "What do you mean barrier of-"
Right there a scream left from Kitty's lips. Charles eyed her. He had to find a different mode of torture. . . err. . . therapy for their dear Kitty. His evil smile reached his ears with some of his ideas. Evan frowned.
"Hey! No fair! Me and my posy don't like to be ignored!"
And, of course, they went on as if he had said nothing. Evan stood up. "It's ok, Billy. They say nothing because they love you too."
Almost immediately, Kurt fell onto the ground squirming and screaming.
"Nooooooo! I can't see 'em but I know he's there!" He scolded the ceiling. "OH WHEN WILL THE MADNESS STOP?!"
Evan laughed, pulling the imaginary person away from Kurt. "Now, now, Billy. No need to get over-affectionate."
Xavier watched the exchange. Though he was in no mood to torment the children himself, for a change, he decided to end the obnoxious troubles of the teens.
He looked at Kitty, very casually. "Look out! The Pink Polar Bear!"
Diving across the room, Kitty tackled Evan, while mimicking her actions, Rogue landed on top of Kurt.
Once he landed, Kurt freaked out from being touched and the center of attention because all on were in his locked on him…or Evan. But that didn't matter, if they weren't looking at him now, then they sure were 'thinking' about looking at him. Of course, like any other time, this caused Kurt to run, hysterically out of the room.
"Whew, that was close. You don't know how lucky you are that I just saved you're life, Evan," Kitty said, getting up and brushing herself off.
Jean looked at Kitty, "You used the word 'you're' instead of 'your'. In the case you were using, 'your' would be correct, since 'you're' is used when saying 'you are'," Jean corrected.
"Uh, I said that. That was a spelling mistake on the writer's part," Kitty corrected.
Stunned, Jean's mouth lay hung wide open. "Are you correcting, me! You're correcting me? I…I, you can't do that! She can't do that," Jean demanded, stomping her foot on the ground, looking at the other students. "I'm the one who corrects you simpletons! Not the other way around. You are the ones that need to be corrected and corrected I shall correct you," she looked down upon the others.
"That last phrase after and was mixed it should be something more like 'and corrected you shall be," Scott said.
"Shut up, Scott," Jean ordered. Like he always did Scott did as he was told.
"I guess you're not 'Miss Perfect' after all," Kitty said.
"I guess you're not 'Miss Perfect' after all," Rogue repeated.
Jean left the room, feet stomping the ground as she left. Rogue followed behind, leaving in the same fashion.
"Is it cold in here or is it just me?" Bobby asked, rubbing his arms. All eyes were directed to him. "What? You act like I haven't been here the whole time!"
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Special thanks and happy little green men goes out to 'The Scribe'. Though we were going to do something else with Bobby your idea was just too good to pass up.
Next Chapter: The Great Escape
Authors: Brakish and Rogue31
Disclaimer: Knowing how difficult this may seem we'll break the news to you slowly. We don't own the characters, Marvel does. We don't make any profits from this. Find a tissue and grab a brown paper bag for hyperventilating issues and read on.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
X-Duds
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Chapter 10: Another Happy Day
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
After the routine 'get-up' all of the "students" made their way to the kitchen. Kurt stood trembling in the corner, looking at Rogue with fearful eyes. Out of nowhere, Rogue began trembling in her chair. Kitty rose an eyebrow at her, Rogue copying that action along with the trembling.
The morning was full of strange looks. Jean looked at Kitty to see her bruised face and her clothes tattered. She cleared her throat, while organizing the utensils on the table. "Kitty, may I ask why your clothes are. . . ripped?"
Kitty giggled. "I had the BEST sleep of my night!"
The Professor blinked. Did she say what he thought she said?
"Yeah! I went to Logan's Cell, and he saved me from the evil blue bunny!" She leaned towards Jean, whispering. "The pink polar bear's associate, dont'cha know." She sat straight and looked at the ceiling. "Of course, he had to make the barrier of screams and yells, but that's only necessary."
Jean nudged towards Scott and stood up. "First off, scream and yell are the
same word. . ."
Scott rose a finger. "What do you mean barrier of-"
Right there a scream left from Kitty's lips. Charles eyed her. He had to find a different mode of torture. . . err. . . therapy for their dear Kitty. His evil smile reached his ears with some of his ideas. Evan frowned.
"Hey! No fair! Me and my posy don't like to be ignored!"
And, of course, they went on as if he had said nothing. Evan stood up. "It's ok, Billy. They say nothing because they love you too."
Almost immediately, Kurt fell onto the ground squirming and screaming.
"Nooooooo! I can't see 'em but I know he's there!" He scolded the ceiling. "OH WHEN WILL THE MADNESS STOP?!"
Evan laughed, pulling the imaginary person away from Kurt. "Now, now, Billy. No need to get over-affectionate."
Xavier watched the exchange. Though he was in no mood to torment the children himself, for a change, he decided to end the obnoxious troubles of the teens.
He looked at Kitty, very casually. "Look out! The Pink Polar Bear!"
Diving across the room, Kitty tackled Evan, while mimicking her actions, Rogue landed on top of Kurt.
Once he landed, Kurt freaked out from being touched and the center of attention because all on were in his locked on him…or Evan. But that didn't matter, if they weren't looking at him now, then they sure were 'thinking' about looking at him. Of course, like any other time, this caused Kurt to run, hysterically out of the room.
"Whew, that was close. You don't know how lucky you are that I just saved you're life, Evan," Kitty said, getting up and brushing herself off.
Jean looked at Kitty, "You used the word 'you're' instead of 'your'. In the case you were using, 'your' would be correct, since 'you're' is used when saying 'you are'," Jean corrected.
"Uh, I said that. That was a spelling mistake on the writer's part," Kitty corrected.
Stunned, Jean's mouth lay hung wide open. "Are you correcting, me! You're correcting me? I…I, you can't do that! She can't do that," Jean demanded, stomping her foot on the ground, looking at the other students. "I'm the one who corrects you simpletons! Not the other way around. You are the ones that need to be corrected and corrected I shall correct you," she looked down upon the others.
"That last phrase after and was mixed it should be something more like 'and corrected you shall be," Scott said.
"Shut up, Scott," Jean ordered. Like he always did Scott did as he was told.
"I guess you're not 'Miss Perfect' after all," Kitty said.
"I guess you're not 'Miss Perfect' after all," Rogue repeated.
Jean left the room, feet stomping the ground as she left. Rogue followed behind, leaving in the same fashion.
"Is it cold in here or is it just me?" Bobby asked, rubbing his arms. All eyes were directed to him. "What? You act like I haven't been here the whole time!"
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Special thanks and happy little green men goes out to 'The Scribe'. Though we were going to do something else with Bobby your idea was just too good to pass up.
Next Chapter: The Great Escape