Disclaimer: All previous disclaimers apply.
Authors: Brakish & Rogue31
Alas, the ending! The two of us sort of took a holiday break from this story, but it's all right we've updated it for everyone anticipating this story. And here it is…
Thanks for all the reviews!!
CAUTION!: What you are about to read is a story with totally odd circumstances. To read any further you must have an open mind to off the wall weirdness.
~~~X-Duds~~~
Chapter 12: The End
Xavier sat in his study. All of the envelopes had been opened. He had neatly separated the cash from the checks.
Sighing at the checks as they kept him away from the green papers he so greedily loved. But on a happier note the checks were worth a lot more money then the cash he received. He grabbed some bills and waved them in his face. 'Oh, the wonderful smell of bills,' he thought to himself. Inhaling the smell.
Just then he heard a noise from outside his study. "Medalling children," he said, going to the door.
Before he could react the door flew open and his 'students' stepped into his study. "How dare you enter my study!" he declared, looking at the determined features of them all.
Kitty pouted, her hands folded across her chest, and her head soon hanging
back. "YOUR EVIL SHALL NO LONGER HOLD POSESSION OF THE PUPPET IN DISTRESS!"
The Professor rose and eyebrow, wheeling back with the mail in his hands. "I
believe it's time for you to return to your cells..."
At that moment, Rogue (copying the odd persona of Kitty) ran to the hall
giggling hysterically. The other patients watched as she left. Jean coughed,
blinking in puzzlement. "Well, this was HER plan, wasn't it?"
Charles reached into his pocket, soon raising the sock puppet up high in the
air. "You have been here long enough! Me, AND Mr. Sock agree that it's your
time to go!"
With that, he began chasing the students as well as an old man in a
wheelchair could possibly do. Jean, ran screaming. Scott, ran into a wall.
Evan, hid under the sofa in the study with his little invisible friends.
Kitty, began running around screaming "THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!"
Xavier, laughing diabolically circled the room... as if aimlessly chasing an
invisible man. Soon, a small little bashful german boy jumped from under the
study's desk and onto the professor's wheelchair, slapping his hands over
the old man's eyes.
With that, the professor stopped his crazy rage-like attack as Kurt spoke in
a stutter. "G-Guess who?!"
Charles thought quickly. "Señor Poncho?"
"... nope!"
"Sporky?"
"Nuh uh..."
As the professor continued to guess, Rogue ran back in... an enraged psycho
patient, also known as Logan chasing her and foaming at the mouth.
From the high shrills of all the students came a voice. "I have the instrument that will Liberate the sock puppet!" the voice rang.
Everyone seized what they were doing and turned to see Rogue in the doorway with a spatula in her hand.
Dumbfounded, Scott stopped his continuous wall meets head scenario and listened.
"Of course! The SPATULA! With its' powers, the wheeler of the sock puppet is useless!" Kitty exclaimed, adding, "No punt intended with the wheeler bit."
"That's quite all right," Xavier said.
"We have our spatula's," Evan said, acknowledging his 'friends'.
Seemingly, out of nowhere, all the students were holding spatula's that a second ago they didn't even know what the instrument was to destroy the sock puppet's evilness was.
"Ooh! The power of the spatula," Scott said in awe.
Xavier looked around at everyone. A trickle of sweat fell from his bald head. "You promised me that you'd never reveal my secret!" he shouted at the sock puppet. Then with his unoccupied hand, he began strangling the sock puppet.
"We must liberate the evil!"
"The sock puppet must be freed!"
"Free its' tortured soul from the madness!"
"Infuriated the local butter flubbies!"
The students shouted. Then began whacking Xavier with their spatula's.
"Aah! NO…stop…OU! Please…aah!" he cried out, as the slaps of the spatula's struck his bald head.
"STOP!" he shrieked. And for some odd reason they did.
The professor blinked, gulping slowly as not to set off any of his students
to hit him with another spatula... and to avoid setting off the odd wild
man, who had a spatula as well (which was currently ripping apart the study)
He quickly wheeled back to the desk in the middle of the study and began
laughing an evil laugh. He pulled a small remote control from inside one of
the drawers and cackled. "Now I shall leave, WITH your money! BWAHHAHA!"
He pressed one of the buttons, still with an insane laugh. The students
cringed... but... nothing happened.
Kurt blinked, hiding from the other children's sights, and looked around.
"What was THAT supposed to do...?"
Evan ran to a nearby window and pointed towards the outside. He laughed,
smiling a childish smile. "It's time for the sprinklers! Finally! Joe
thought it was about time to water that grass!"
Jean looked out, soon sighing. "Evan... that's insect repellent."
His eyes widened. "B-But... the cute little bugs!"
Kitty raised her arms in the air, along with Rogue. "NOOOOO!" Kitty glared
towards the bald man with demonic fire in her eyes. "You fight well, old
wheelchair man! But I see your murder of the grasshoppers of truth and raise
you THIS!" at that moment she reached into her pocket, pulling out a little
stuffed animal of a pig.
With that, she swung back. "Here's the hokey pokey!" The stuffed animal
flew, fast and with fury.
Missing horribly, she hit Scott on the back of the head... he soon falling
to the ground, whimpering "I've been pigged!"
The professor rubbed his temples. "For the love of..." soon enough, his
eeevil personality had returned. "HAHAHAHA! NOW I HAVE THE RIGHT BUTTON!"
He pressed another one from the remote control... a disco ball lowering from
the ceiling and strobe lights shooting as well as techno music.
The professor cursed under his breath, as the students danced.
"Stop this madness! You must desist immediately!" Xavier declared. He returned to his desk and pulled out another control. "Dance to this!" he said, pressing the button.
The students stopped dancing as the sprinkling system went off. "Oh no! We must evacuate! The old wheelchair sock puppet wheeler person has called upon the burning rain of death!" Kitty shrieked.
"My face! My Beautiful FACE!" Jean shouted, as her hands covered her face from any other misfortune.
"NO!" Evan shriek. He bent down to what people presumed was one of his 'friends'. "He's melting! Melting. Oh what a world!… You killed Bob!"
Since no one was listening to him, like always, the students went on with the trouble at hand.
Kurt, from his hiding place, jumped onto Xavier's wheelchair. "What's this button do?" he asked pressing a button.
Suddenly, the sprinklers turned off but a strange greenish gas spread
through the room. Charles, knowing what the green gas was shoved Kurt out of
his wheelchair and strolled out of the room. He closed the doors and looked
at the children through a window on one of the doors.
"AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!" He lifted Mr. Sock puppet up in victory... however,
getting too excited and falling off his wheelchair.
Ororo, from the hall, looked at the fallen old man and rose an eyebrow in
curiosity. Xavier, from the floor looked at her... and for no apparent
reason, opened a door, and shoved her in. He cackled evilly, closing the
door and locking it... falling down again.
Scott coughed, covering his mouth. "What's THAT?"
Evan fanned his face. "Billy says, whoever smelt it dealt it."
The 'students' soon dropped to the floor like flies, the radioactive gas of
which Kurt had ignited bringing affect onto them.
Xavier patted his pocket where he had put the money…the money? It was gone. He frantically searched his surroundings for it. There, back in his study. He pressed his face against the glass. Whimpering, he wheeled back inside to fetch his precious. "Those thieves, they stole my Precious and we want it back!" he said, crawling into the study.
*Cough…cough. In his hands he held the money. The feel of it, the smell, the taste…the taste? Yes, the taste of it! "My Precious!!" Xavier dashed out of the study. slapping the gasping students away with his cattle prod.
From outside the study, and in the hall, the professor had already made his
way back onto the wheelchair and strolled happily down the hall, whistling.
Reaching into his pocket, he pulled out envelopes which contained the lovely
'students' money within. He smirked evilly. "Daddy's gonna get himself a new
pair of oven mitts."
He touched his bald head, and gasped in surprise. "W-What's the meaning of
THIS?" he pulled both his hands up and felt his head. His eyes enlarged.
"The... radiation! It... MADE ME BALD... ER!"
Insanely, he wheeled up and down the halls. Screaming about the side effect of the radiation that had made him bald. Though, in reality, he had already been bald. But that secret was kept from him…just for the moment.
The green gas disappeared from the room. Some of the students convulsed on the floor while others coughed.
Kitty looked around. "Like, that was so gross!" she declared. Scott crawled towards her.
"Red! All I can see is red! The horror! The pain!" he said, grabbing Kitty's leg.
"Like, you couldn't see before," she corrected, trying to shake him off. Mysteriously, her leg phased through his hand and she was free from his grasp.
"Look Billy and Joe, I think they're spikes!" he said, showing his friends the spikes coming out from different parts of his body. "Maybe I'm going through my second puberty…or my first!" Evan guessed. Fortunately, for him, no one was around to hear his idiotic statement.
Kurt looked out the window and saw his reflection. "Eep!" he shrieked, hiding from the blue demon reflection in the window. Then he BAMFED out of the room.
Jean blinked. "Well.. what happened to HIM?" She pointed at the once wild
man that somehow became poised. Logan looked at her. "What are YOU looking
at?" He wiped off the remaining foam from his mouth.
Ororo looked out the hall and tilted her head. "That 'Kurt' boy went to the
other side..."
Kitty ran to the door with Evan. Evan jokingly pressed her face against the
window on one of the doors and called to the boy on the other side.
"Kuuuurt! Open the dooooor!"
The blue elf german boy looked back, laughing slightly at Kitty's pressed
face. Her eyes widened and she suddenly sunk through the door and began
chasing him down the hall screaming random gibberish.
The students returned to the study so they could wait for the explanation of what happened be told. With all the new wonders occurring the students were simply in awe, it usually never took much.
Jean could move things with her mind and read others thoughts. Ororo could control the weather. And the rest, well, you might guess.
Suddenly Xavier strolled in. The students awaited the evil man to abuse them, like he always did, but none were harmed…yet.
"I believe the radiation we were exposed to turned us all into mutants and our characteristics are molding into the 'normal' X-Men's. Well, X-Men Evolution," Xavier explained.
"Oh!" They all said in unison.
After his speech the X-Men started acting like the Evolution characters on Saturday mornings on WB.
And they lived happily ever after! If WB signs for another season.
THE END!!!!!!!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
We hoped you enjoyed this fic! It was a total blast writing and hearing the reviews and ideas from you readers.
-Brakish and Rogue31
Authors: Brakish & Rogue31
Alas, the ending! The two of us sort of took a holiday break from this story, but it's all right we've updated it for everyone anticipating this story. And here it is…
Thanks for all the reviews!!
CAUTION!: What you are about to read is a story with totally odd circumstances. To read any further you must have an open mind to off the wall weirdness.
~~~X-Duds~~~
Chapter 12: The End
Xavier sat in his study. All of the envelopes had been opened. He had neatly separated the cash from the checks.
Sighing at the checks as they kept him away from the green papers he so greedily loved. But on a happier note the checks were worth a lot more money then the cash he received. He grabbed some bills and waved them in his face. 'Oh, the wonderful smell of bills,' he thought to himself. Inhaling the smell.
Just then he heard a noise from outside his study. "Medalling children," he said, going to the door.
Before he could react the door flew open and his 'students' stepped into his study. "How dare you enter my study!" he declared, looking at the determined features of them all.
Kitty pouted, her hands folded across her chest, and her head soon hanging
back. "YOUR EVIL SHALL NO LONGER HOLD POSESSION OF THE PUPPET IN DISTRESS!"
The Professor rose and eyebrow, wheeling back with the mail in his hands. "I
believe it's time for you to return to your cells..."
At that moment, Rogue (copying the odd persona of Kitty) ran to the hall
giggling hysterically. The other patients watched as she left. Jean coughed,
blinking in puzzlement. "Well, this was HER plan, wasn't it?"
Charles reached into his pocket, soon raising the sock puppet up high in the
air. "You have been here long enough! Me, AND Mr. Sock agree that it's your
time to go!"
With that, he began chasing the students as well as an old man in a
wheelchair could possibly do. Jean, ran screaming. Scott, ran into a wall.
Evan, hid under the sofa in the study with his little invisible friends.
Kitty, began running around screaming "THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!"
Xavier, laughing diabolically circled the room... as if aimlessly chasing an
invisible man. Soon, a small little bashful german boy jumped from under the
study's desk and onto the professor's wheelchair, slapping his hands over
the old man's eyes.
With that, the professor stopped his crazy rage-like attack as Kurt spoke in
a stutter. "G-Guess who?!"
Charles thought quickly. "Señor Poncho?"
"... nope!"
"Sporky?"
"Nuh uh..."
As the professor continued to guess, Rogue ran back in... an enraged psycho
patient, also known as Logan chasing her and foaming at the mouth.
From the high shrills of all the students came a voice. "I have the instrument that will Liberate the sock puppet!" the voice rang.
Everyone seized what they were doing and turned to see Rogue in the doorway with a spatula in her hand.
Dumbfounded, Scott stopped his continuous wall meets head scenario and listened.
"Of course! The SPATULA! With its' powers, the wheeler of the sock puppet is useless!" Kitty exclaimed, adding, "No punt intended with the wheeler bit."
"That's quite all right," Xavier said.
"We have our spatula's," Evan said, acknowledging his 'friends'.
Seemingly, out of nowhere, all the students were holding spatula's that a second ago they didn't even know what the instrument was to destroy the sock puppet's evilness was.
"Ooh! The power of the spatula," Scott said in awe.
Xavier looked around at everyone. A trickle of sweat fell from his bald head. "You promised me that you'd never reveal my secret!" he shouted at the sock puppet. Then with his unoccupied hand, he began strangling the sock puppet.
"We must liberate the evil!"
"The sock puppet must be freed!"
"Free its' tortured soul from the madness!"
"Infuriated the local butter flubbies!"
The students shouted. Then began whacking Xavier with their spatula's.
"Aah! NO…stop…OU! Please…aah!" he cried out, as the slaps of the spatula's struck his bald head.
"STOP!" he shrieked. And for some odd reason they did.
The professor blinked, gulping slowly as not to set off any of his students
to hit him with another spatula... and to avoid setting off the odd wild
man, who had a spatula as well (which was currently ripping apart the study)
He quickly wheeled back to the desk in the middle of the study and began
laughing an evil laugh. He pulled a small remote control from inside one of
the drawers and cackled. "Now I shall leave, WITH your money! BWAHHAHA!"
He pressed one of the buttons, still with an insane laugh. The students
cringed... but... nothing happened.
Kurt blinked, hiding from the other children's sights, and looked around.
"What was THAT supposed to do...?"
Evan ran to a nearby window and pointed towards the outside. He laughed,
smiling a childish smile. "It's time for the sprinklers! Finally! Joe
thought it was about time to water that grass!"
Jean looked out, soon sighing. "Evan... that's insect repellent."
His eyes widened. "B-But... the cute little bugs!"
Kitty raised her arms in the air, along with Rogue. "NOOOOO!" Kitty glared
towards the bald man with demonic fire in her eyes. "You fight well, old
wheelchair man! But I see your murder of the grasshoppers of truth and raise
you THIS!" at that moment she reached into her pocket, pulling out a little
stuffed animal of a pig.
With that, she swung back. "Here's the hokey pokey!" The stuffed animal
flew, fast and with fury.
Missing horribly, she hit Scott on the back of the head... he soon falling
to the ground, whimpering "I've been pigged!"
The professor rubbed his temples. "For the love of..." soon enough, his
eeevil personality had returned. "HAHAHAHA! NOW I HAVE THE RIGHT BUTTON!"
He pressed another one from the remote control... a disco ball lowering from
the ceiling and strobe lights shooting as well as techno music.
The professor cursed under his breath, as the students danced.
"Stop this madness! You must desist immediately!" Xavier declared. He returned to his desk and pulled out another control. "Dance to this!" he said, pressing the button.
The students stopped dancing as the sprinkling system went off. "Oh no! We must evacuate! The old wheelchair sock puppet wheeler person has called upon the burning rain of death!" Kitty shrieked.
"My face! My Beautiful FACE!" Jean shouted, as her hands covered her face from any other misfortune.
"NO!" Evan shriek. He bent down to what people presumed was one of his 'friends'. "He's melting! Melting. Oh what a world!… You killed Bob!"
Since no one was listening to him, like always, the students went on with the trouble at hand.
Kurt, from his hiding place, jumped onto Xavier's wheelchair. "What's this button do?" he asked pressing a button.
Suddenly, the sprinklers turned off but a strange greenish gas spread
through the room. Charles, knowing what the green gas was shoved Kurt out of
his wheelchair and strolled out of the room. He closed the doors and looked
at the children through a window on one of the doors.
"AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!" He lifted Mr. Sock puppet up in victory... however,
getting too excited and falling off his wheelchair.
Ororo, from the hall, looked at the fallen old man and rose an eyebrow in
curiosity. Xavier, from the floor looked at her... and for no apparent
reason, opened a door, and shoved her in. He cackled evilly, closing the
door and locking it... falling down again.
Scott coughed, covering his mouth. "What's THAT?"
Evan fanned his face. "Billy says, whoever smelt it dealt it."
The 'students' soon dropped to the floor like flies, the radioactive gas of
which Kurt had ignited bringing affect onto them.
Xavier patted his pocket where he had put the money…the money? It was gone. He frantically searched his surroundings for it. There, back in his study. He pressed his face against the glass. Whimpering, he wheeled back inside to fetch his precious. "Those thieves, they stole my Precious and we want it back!" he said, crawling into the study.
*Cough…cough. In his hands he held the money. The feel of it, the smell, the taste…the taste? Yes, the taste of it! "My Precious!!" Xavier dashed out of the study. slapping the gasping students away with his cattle prod.
From outside the study, and in the hall, the professor had already made his
way back onto the wheelchair and strolled happily down the hall, whistling.
Reaching into his pocket, he pulled out envelopes which contained the lovely
'students' money within. He smirked evilly. "Daddy's gonna get himself a new
pair of oven mitts."
He touched his bald head, and gasped in surprise. "W-What's the meaning of
THIS?" he pulled both his hands up and felt his head. His eyes enlarged.
"The... radiation! It... MADE ME BALD... ER!"
Insanely, he wheeled up and down the halls. Screaming about the side effect of the radiation that had made him bald. Though, in reality, he had already been bald. But that secret was kept from him…just for the moment.
The green gas disappeared from the room. Some of the students convulsed on the floor while others coughed.
Kitty looked around. "Like, that was so gross!" she declared. Scott crawled towards her.
"Red! All I can see is red! The horror! The pain!" he said, grabbing Kitty's leg.
"Like, you couldn't see before," she corrected, trying to shake him off. Mysteriously, her leg phased through his hand and she was free from his grasp.
"Look Billy and Joe, I think they're spikes!" he said, showing his friends the spikes coming out from different parts of his body. "Maybe I'm going through my second puberty…or my first!" Evan guessed. Fortunately, for him, no one was around to hear his idiotic statement.
Kurt looked out the window and saw his reflection. "Eep!" he shrieked, hiding from the blue demon reflection in the window. Then he BAMFED out of the room.
Jean blinked. "Well.. what happened to HIM?" She pointed at the once wild
man that somehow became poised. Logan looked at her. "What are YOU looking
at?" He wiped off the remaining foam from his mouth.
Ororo looked out the hall and tilted her head. "That 'Kurt' boy went to the
other side..."
Kitty ran to the door with Evan. Evan jokingly pressed her face against the
window on one of the doors and called to the boy on the other side.
"Kuuuurt! Open the dooooor!"
The blue elf german boy looked back, laughing slightly at Kitty's pressed
face. Her eyes widened and she suddenly sunk through the door and began
chasing him down the hall screaming random gibberish.
The students returned to the study so they could wait for the explanation of what happened be told. With all the new wonders occurring the students were simply in awe, it usually never took much.
Jean could move things with her mind and read others thoughts. Ororo could control the weather. And the rest, well, you might guess.
Suddenly Xavier strolled in. The students awaited the evil man to abuse them, like he always did, but none were harmed…yet.
"I believe the radiation we were exposed to turned us all into mutants and our characteristics are molding into the 'normal' X-Men's. Well, X-Men Evolution," Xavier explained.
"Oh!" They all said in unison.
After his speech the X-Men started acting like the Evolution characters on Saturday mornings on WB.
And they lived happily ever after! If WB signs for another season.
THE END!!!!!!!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
We hoped you enjoyed this fic! It was a total blast writing and hearing the reviews and ideas from you readers.
-Brakish and Rogue31