Ugh. sorry very much about the prologue. You must be kinda dizzy reading
it. well, here goes Chapter 1!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fanatsy
Oh no! Earth is in trouble! Chapter 1: My friend
Kuja was floating in the air above Shimmering Island, waiting impatiently for his new acquintance. He didn't know what was holding that guy. They had promised to meet each other at noon, but he had been late for about an hour. If that guy don't show up soon, Kuja was certain he'd end up swimming in the ocean. He had been casting float ten times already, and using teleport ate a LOT of MPs, not to mention the curagas to heal his wounds. His MP had gone as low as 15. It wouldn't be as bad if he had at least one Ether.
Kuja was grumbling to himself when suddenly the air before him shimmered and there appeared a man in black cape. His blue-green eyes were cold as winter's frost. His long silvery hair fell down his shoulders and along his back. He smiled when he saw Kuja, a lopsided smile that didn't touch his eyes. "Greetings Kuja," he said.
"Oh, hi, Sephy," Kuja said sardonically. "What kept you so long?"
"Sephy?" the man in black cape exclaimed, his veins twitching violently. "Nobody had ever called me Sephy!" he shouted. "I am Se-phi-roth, the one- winged angel, you damn sissy!!"
"Sissy?" It was Kuja's veins' turn to twitch violently.
"Yeah, so?" Sephiroth said coldly. "You're the one who-" His words were broken off by Kuja's sudden punch on his face. He swore, and punched the other man on his stomach, staggering him.
Kuja was about to counter attack when he suddenly lost his balance. Before long, he was falling rapidly towards the ocean. He quickly casted float on himself but to his despair, it missed. That was a total humiliation. He had never missed before. A few seconds later, he fell unceremoniously into the water.
Sephiroth, who had been watching without doing any effort to save him, burst out laughing. "Good for you!!"
Kuja gritted his teeth. "It was all your fault!!" he said, doing his best to stay afloat. The wave was incredibly strong, and kept pulling him into the water. "You're the one who're late, causing me to waste all my MPs to keep me floating on air!"
"Why didn't you just sit quietly in your airship?" Sephiroth asked, pointing towards Invincible, which Kuja had left on the shore.
Kuja kept quiet. He didn't really thought of that. He liked flying so much till he forgot that.
"Look out!!"
"What?" Kuja snapped, annoyed that his thought was interrupted. He looked around to see what Sephiroth was fussing about. His eyes went wide as he saw a vicious shark moving rapidly towards him. Its jaw was full with savage-looking teeth. Instinctively, he casted Blizzard, and the shark froze, along with the water around it.
Kuja sighed in relief and quickly casted float, and this time succeeded. Slowly, he rose higher and higher, until he was face to face with Sephiroth. "Why didn't you help me?" he demanded breathlessly. His pale face had turned red with anger.
Sephiroth smirked. "Why should I?" he said. Kuja was about to answer his question with a punch when he said, "We'd better stop arguing. Come on, let's go already! Where's the teleportation device, anyway?"
Kuja's face, which had been crimson before, turned back to its normal color. Then, he laughed his usual bad-guy laughed. "Yeah, you're right, we should get going. I can't wait to see Zidane's expression when he finds out what I had been doing after my feigned defeat," he said and began to search something in his pocket. Sometime later, he took out a crystal emitting a soft blue light. He stretched his arm forward and the light suddenly grew brighter and brighter. The light began to pulsate, illuminating the whole area. The next thing they knew, there was a big screen in front of them, with series of small squares outlined by dark blue lines that seemed to be a keyboard of some kind.
"Good evening, gentlemen," the computer said with a child-like voice, "and welcome. My, my. it had been years since I had talked to someone. A group of people had used me recently, but they never talked to me. How very inconsiderate of them. And the island was destroyed! Do you have any idea who could have done that terrible thing? If I ever meet him, I'd make him suf-"
"Silence!" Kuja said, annoyed. That was one problem with that teleportation device. It had such a BIG mouth. But still, of course it didn't even have a mouth.
"Alright." the computer said, its voice sad and injured. "It just that I didn't have any friend. I am so lonely here in the middle of an ocean, especially since the island was destroyed. At least I used to talk with the animals there, and sometimes the birds. Since the island was destroyed, nobody ever came here anymore, not even the fishes. They're too afraid to come."
"No, you're wrong," Kuja said, his face serious. "A shark just came by. But I don't think it'd like to talk with you, though." You're too talkative for his kind, he thought. He wanted to say it out loud, but afraid that it'd hurt the computer's feeling.
"Why?" the computer said with an injured tone again.
Kuja sighed. "Nevermind. Now would you stop talking? I want you to send us somewhere." He reached out his hand and typed the word 'Prime Dimension' and 'Earth', on the keyboard-like thing and pressed 'enter'.
"Please wait. please wait. please wait." the computer repeated those words continuously for at least 30 times.
"Could you shut that damn thing up?" Sephiroth asked covering his ears with his hands.
Kuja shrugged. "Go find the speaker. It must be somewhere around."
"OK," the computer said, and there on the screen was the map of Earth.
"Impressive," Sephiroth murmured.
"Yeah," the computer said. "This is Earth. It has seven continents; Asia, the largest one," the continent suddenly lighted up, "Africa, North and South America, Europe, Australia, and the icy Antartica." All the continents lighted up in order. "It is located in the Solar System, 150 000 000 km from the Sun. Its population is over."
"Shut up!" Kuja snapped. "Just send us there!"
"Wait a sec." Sephiroth said, eyeing Kuja up and down several times. "I don't think your clothes would be proper there. It's too." He was about to say weird, even ugly, but thought against it. Kuja might give him a blast of his Ultima if he did. ".atrractive." That's one good way to put it. Those clothes would surely attract people's attention.
"Attractive?" Kuja frowned thoughtfully. "Yeah, I think you're right. My clothes are simply too attractive for those low-taste people." He turned to the computer. "Could you tell us what's the most fashionable clothes on this Earth?"
"Certainly, good sirs." Then, there appeared several pictures of clothes, along with their models on the screen. There were variety of clothes there, even gowns and skirts. There were also a tuxedo, traditional clothes like kimono, saree and cheongsam.
Both Kuja and Sephiroth looked at the screen thoughtfully. Their eyes were set on a teenager model with brown hair. He was wearing a black leather jacket, along with a grey shirt and black leather pants. A gunblade was resting on his shoulder.
"I think I'll choose this," Kuja said to Sephiroth. He pressed the picture lightly. "What d'you think?"
Sephiroth shrugged. "Okay I guess."
"It's still not as good as my clothes, however." Kuja said almost regretfully.
"That," the computer began, " is Squall Leonheart, a SeeD from Balamb Garden. The gunblade in his hand was called 'Lion Heart'. He and his compa- "
"Yeah, yeah. Just shut up." Kuja said, flipped once and then, he was wearing the new clothes, along with the Lion Heart in his hand. After slashing the sword in the air several times, he sheathed it into an invisible scabbard, and the gunblade disappeared. Then, he turned to face the computer. "Next time, don't talk too much."
"But." the computer protested with the same injured tone. "Fine," it said, its voice stern and unforgiving. "Just choose your exact destination." The map replaced the pictures.
"Herrmmmm." Kuja looked thoughtfully at the map before him. He couldn't tell which one was the best place to start his domination. He looked at Asia. Since it was the biggest continent, it surely would be the best site. He looked carefully at the continent. It was big, all right. He looked uncertainly at the map before his eyes finallly fell on a small peninsula at the southern tip of the continent. He thought for a moment. "Nah," he said at last and pressed at the peninsula.
"Malaysia," the computer said. "Thank you for using me. Enjoy your trip!"
Then, a white bluish light came out of the screen. It was blindingly bright and enveloped them both. Everything became invisible and that's when they heard someone laughing, a shrill sound that pierced their ears like needles - a sword-size needle, that is.
"Where the heck did that laugh come from?" Sephiroth asked.
"Beats me," Kuja replied. "Wait," he gasped suddenly as he suddenly remembered something. "I think it was the computer!"
The laughter grew even worse. Then, they vanished from Gaia.
Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fanatsy
Oh no! Earth is in trouble! Chapter 1: My friend
Kuja was floating in the air above Shimmering Island, waiting impatiently for his new acquintance. He didn't know what was holding that guy. They had promised to meet each other at noon, but he had been late for about an hour. If that guy don't show up soon, Kuja was certain he'd end up swimming in the ocean. He had been casting float ten times already, and using teleport ate a LOT of MPs, not to mention the curagas to heal his wounds. His MP had gone as low as 15. It wouldn't be as bad if he had at least one Ether.
Kuja was grumbling to himself when suddenly the air before him shimmered and there appeared a man in black cape. His blue-green eyes were cold as winter's frost. His long silvery hair fell down his shoulders and along his back. He smiled when he saw Kuja, a lopsided smile that didn't touch his eyes. "Greetings Kuja," he said.
"Oh, hi, Sephy," Kuja said sardonically. "What kept you so long?"
"Sephy?" the man in black cape exclaimed, his veins twitching violently. "Nobody had ever called me Sephy!" he shouted. "I am Se-phi-roth, the one- winged angel, you damn sissy!!"
"Sissy?" It was Kuja's veins' turn to twitch violently.
"Yeah, so?" Sephiroth said coldly. "You're the one who-" His words were broken off by Kuja's sudden punch on his face. He swore, and punched the other man on his stomach, staggering him.
Kuja was about to counter attack when he suddenly lost his balance. Before long, he was falling rapidly towards the ocean. He quickly casted float on himself but to his despair, it missed. That was a total humiliation. He had never missed before. A few seconds later, he fell unceremoniously into the water.
Sephiroth, who had been watching without doing any effort to save him, burst out laughing. "Good for you!!"
Kuja gritted his teeth. "It was all your fault!!" he said, doing his best to stay afloat. The wave was incredibly strong, and kept pulling him into the water. "You're the one who're late, causing me to waste all my MPs to keep me floating on air!"
"Why didn't you just sit quietly in your airship?" Sephiroth asked, pointing towards Invincible, which Kuja had left on the shore.
Kuja kept quiet. He didn't really thought of that. He liked flying so much till he forgot that.
"Look out!!"
"What?" Kuja snapped, annoyed that his thought was interrupted. He looked around to see what Sephiroth was fussing about. His eyes went wide as he saw a vicious shark moving rapidly towards him. Its jaw was full with savage-looking teeth. Instinctively, he casted Blizzard, and the shark froze, along with the water around it.
Kuja sighed in relief and quickly casted float, and this time succeeded. Slowly, he rose higher and higher, until he was face to face with Sephiroth. "Why didn't you help me?" he demanded breathlessly. His pale face had turned red with anger.
Sephiroth smirked. "Why should I?" he said. Kuja was about to answer his question with a punch when he said, "We'd better stop arguing. Come on, let's go already! Where's the teleportation device, anyway?"
Kuja's face, which had been crimson before, turned back to its normal color. Then, he laughed his usual bad-guy laughed. "Yeah, you're right, we should get going. I can't wait to see Zidane's expression when he finds out what I had been doing after my feigned defeat," he said and began to search something in his pocket. Sometime later, he took out a crystal emitting a soft blue light. He stretched his arm forward and the light suddenly grew brighter and brighter. The light began to pulsate, illuminating the whole area. The next thing they knew, there was a big screen in front of them, with series of small squares outlined by dark blue lines that seemed to be a keyboard of some kind.
"Good evening, gentlemen," the computer said with a child-like voice, "and welcome. My, my. it had been years since I had talked to someone. A group of people had used me recently, but they never talked to me. How very inconsiderate of them. And the island was destroyed! Do you have any idea who could have done that terrible thing? If I ever meet him, I'd make him suf-"
"Silence!" Kuja said, annoyed. That was one problem with that teleportation device. It had such a BIG mouth. But still, of course it didn't even have a mouth.
"Alright." the computer said, its voice sad and injured. "It just that I didn't have any friend. I am so lonely here in the middle of an ocean, especially since the island was destroyed. At least I used to talk with the animals there, and sometimes the birds. Since the island was destroyed, nobody ever came here anymore, not even the fishes. They're too afraid to come."
"No, you're wrong," Kuja said, his face serious. "A shark just came by. But I don't think it'd like to talk with you, though." You're too talkative for his kind, he thought. He wanted to say it out loud, but afraid that it'd hurt the computer's feeling.
"Why?" the computer said with an injured tone again.
Kuja sighed. "Nevermind. Now would you stop talking? I want you to send us somewhere." He reached out his hand and typed the word 'Prime Dimension' and 'Earth', on the keyboard-like thing and pressed 'enter'.
"Please wait. please wait. please wait." the computer repeated those words continuously for at least 30 times.
"Could you shut that damn thing up?" Sephiroth asked covering his ears with his hands.
Kuja shrugged. "Go find the speaker. It must be somewhere around."
"OK," the computer said, and there on the screen was the map of Earth.
"Impressive," Sephiroth murmured.
"Yeah," the computer said. "This is Earth. It has seven continents; Asia, the largest one," the continent suddenly lighted up, "Africa, North and South America, Europe, Australia, and the icy Antartica." All the continents lighted up in order. "It is located in the Solar System, 150 000 000 km from the Sun. Its population is over."
"Shut up!" Kuja snapped. "Just send us there!"
"Wait a sec." Sephiroth said, eyeing Kuja up and down several times. "I don't think your clothes would be proper there. It's too." He was about to say weird, even ugly, but thought against it. Kuja might give him a blast of his Ultima if he did. ".atrractive." That's one good way to put it. Those clothes would surely attract people's attention.
"Attractive?" Kuja frowned thoughtfully. "Yeah, I think you're right. My clothes are simply too attractive for those low-taste people." He turned to the computer. "Could you tell us what's the most fashionable clothes on this Earth?"
"Certainly, good sirs." Then, there appeared several pictures of clothes, along with their models on the screen. There were variety of clothes there, even gowns and skirts. There were also a tuxedo, traditional clothes like kimono, saree and cheongsam.
Both Kuja and Sephiroth looked at the screen thoughtfully. Their eyes were set on a teenager model with brown hair. He was wearing a black leather jacket, along with a grey shirt and black leather pants. A gunblade was resting on his shoulder.
"I think I'll choose this," Kuja said to Sephiroth. He pressed the picture lightly. "What d'you think?"
Sephiroth shrugged. "Okay I guess."
"It's still not as good as my clothes, however." Kuja said almost regretfully.
"That," the computer began, " is Squall Leonheart, a SeeD from Balamb Garden. The gunblade in his hand was called 'Lion Heart'. He and his compa- "
"Yeah, yeah. Just shut up." Kuja said, flipped once and then, he was wearing the new clothes, along with the Lion Heart in his hand. After slashing the sword in the air several times, he sheathed it into an invisible scabbard, and the gunblade disappeared. Then, he turned to face the computer. "Next time, don't talk too much."
"But." the computer protested with the same injured tone. "Fine," it said, its voice stern and unforgiving. "Just choose your exact destination." The map replaced the pictures.
"Herrmmmm." Kuja looked thoughtfully at the map before him. He couldn't tell which one was the best place to start his domination. He looked at Asia. Since it was the biggest continent, it surely would be the best site. He looked carefully at the continent. It was big, all right. He looked uncertainly at the map before his eyes finallly fell on a small peninsula at the southern tip of the continent. He thought for a moment. "Nah," he said at last and pressed at the peninsula.
"Malaysia," the computer said. "Thank you for using me. Enjoy your trip!"
Then, a white bluish light came out of the screen. It was blindingly bright and enveloped them both. Everything became invisible and that's when they heard someone laughing, a shrill sound that pierced their ears like needles - a sword-size needle, that is.
"Where the heck did that laugh come from?" Sephiroth asked.
"Beats me," Kuja replied. "Wait," he gasped suddenly as he suddenly remembered something. "I think it was the computer!"
The laughter grew even worse. Then, they vanished from Gaia.