The One Where it's Summer-Part 2
Written by Nina#
These characters don't belong to me but are property of Bright, Kauffman, Crane Productions and Warner Bros. They are not intended for profit, but entertainment.
All right! I know it's a little late in coming but this follows on from TOW it's summer-part 1. It follows on right from where we left it (if you can't remember, go onto TOW it's summer 1 and read the end again). Enjoy!
[Monica and Chandler's hotel room, Joey, Chandler and Monica are there, light's camera, action!]
Chandler: Joey? Monica? What's goin on?
Joey: nothing, why?
Chandler: Mon, what's goin on?
Monica: nothing sweetie. Everything's fine
Chandler: why is Joey in our room half dressed?
Monica: I had a bad dream last night
Joey: you did? [Off Monica's look] yes you did
Chandler: so why was Joey here?
Monica: I was screaming and Joey heard and came in
Joey: yeah, I heard and came in
Chandler; so that's it
Monica: yeah why did you think Joey was here?
Chandler: well don't laugh, but for a minute I thought you two were sleeping together!
Monica: me and Joey? [Does a fake laugh; Joey catches on after about 6 seconds And then joins in]
Opening Credits
[Dining room, breakfast time, everyone is there and Mon and Joey are avoiding each other's eyes]
Ross: so what is everyone doing today?
Rachel: sleeping
Ross: what? You can't sleep we're in Hawaii!
Rachel: Ross, I have a terrible hangover
Chandler: yeah me too
Ross: Pheebs, you'll come won't you?
Phoebe: sorry Ross
Ross: Mon, Joey, you didn't drink right?
Monica: yeah. So?
Ross: you can come with me!
Joey: fine where we goin?
Ross: on a banana boat!
Joey: that'll be fun (it really is. I went on one in Santa Ponsa. Really good wet fun! Have a go!)
Monica: O.K. fine
[They leave]
Rachel: so, what are you guys doin now?
Chandler: I'm gonna go sleep
Phoebe: I think I'm gonna throw up [she runs out]
Rachel: Pheebs? You O. K? [She runs out]
Chandler: well I guess it's just you and me pal
Rachel: [pops her head around the door] who you talking to?
Chandler: my imaginary friend?
Rachel: O. K, you had way too much to drink last night! [she leaves]
Chandler: so, you can either drink more, or do the sensible thing and sleep it off, drink More, sleep it off, drink, sleep. Waiter!
[Beach, Ross, Joey and Monica, oh and a banana boat sales person]
Sales Dude: so you can all swim?
All: yeah
Sales Dude: right, life jackets are over there and you can leave your bags here
Monica: here?
Sales Dude: here, what's wrong with that?
Monica: well it might get dirty of get sand in it or something
Joey: Monica, come on
Monica; Oh, right. [She runs over and puts a life jacket on]
Sales Dude: now you hold onto the things in front of you and when he tips you off Just let go. O. K?
Ross: he tips you off?
Sales Dude: yeah, is that a problem?
Ross; no sir [quietly to Joe & Mon] if I get my hair messed up he dies!
Monica : calm down Ross!
Joey: there's the boat
[They all run into the water]
Ross: Oh man!
Joe, Mon: what/what's wrong?
Ross: there's only two seats together, and then one at the back
Joey: I'll go at the back
Monica ; yes, you go at the back
Ross: no Joey, I think Monica would rather be with you than me
Monica: fine, whatever
Joey: c'mon guys let's go
[We see them get on and then go out into the water, when they get tipped off, Joey catches Monica and helps her back on. You can almost see the sexual tension hanging between them, they come back inland and the driver tips them off again, in shallower water. Monica lands on Joey again but as they are in shallow water they are pressing against each other. Joey leans in as if to kiss her but...]
Ross:; hey guys wasn't that fun?
Monica ; [dazed] yeah real dreamy
Ross: Mon you O. K?
Monica : [recovering] yes fine, just a bit dazed
Joey; you wanna head back to the hotel?
Monica : yeah sure. What time do we leave?
Ross: about 3. Our flights at 4:30.
Joey: we better get packing then!
[btw they got their holiday cheep so it was only 2/3 days long]
[Monica and Chandler's hotel room, Chandler is asleep and Monica walks in and looks at him]
Monica: [to herself] I am a horrible, horrible person
Chandler: why what you do?
Monica : AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Chandler: what?
Monica : I thought you were asleep!
Chandler: no! So what did you do?
Monica : em.I ate the last Rolo?
Chandler; wow, you take life way too seriously
Monica : we'd better start packing
Chandler: yeah but first...[he pulls her onto the bed and starts kissing her]
Monica : [breaking the kiss] no
Chandler: what do you mean no?
Monica : I mean no, I don't want to kiss you
Chandler: have I done something wrong?
Monica: no, I'm just upset
Chandler: you're not still upset about that Rolo thing are you?
Monica : no, of course not, I'm just not in the mood
Chandler: Monica we've been dating for months, and you have always been in the Mood
Monica : well I'm not now so let's get packing!
Chandler: O. K fine. Listen I'll catch up with you later, I need to go see someone
Monica : [packing] sure see you later then
[Phoebe and Rachel's hotel room]
Phoebe : [from bathroom] don't worry Rach I'll be fine
Rachel : you sure? You making a lot of noise in there
Phoebe : [throwing up] no I'm fine
Rachel: maybe it's something you ate?
Phoebe : I think it's all the drinks I had last night
Rachel: when did you last sleep with someone?
Phoebe : months ago why?
Rachel : you could be pregnant
Phoebe : I don't think so
Rachel : why not?
Phoebe : it's just not possible
Rachel : why no... [Chandler walking through the door cuts her of]
Chandler: what have I done?
Rachel : walked through the door, why?
Chandler; no to Monica
Rachel : I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Chandler: in private?
Phoebe : fine I can take a hint. I'll be in the toilets if you need me
Rachel : so what's wrong?
Chandler: Monica came in from the beach and I started kissing her. We were getting Into it, and she said she wasn't in the mood!
Rachel : so?
Chandler: we've been dating for 2 years and she has always been in the mood
Rachel ; so maybe she's not now
Chandler: what do you mean?
Rachel : Chandler if you had to do it whenever Monica wanted, after 2 years you'd
Begging not to!
Chandler; yeah, I guess you got a point
Rachel : see, I'm right
Chandler: I didn't say you were right, I said you had a point
Rachel : that's the same thing
Chandler: no, it's not
Rachel : fine! But I came close!
Chandler: fine, whatever. Do you think Monica still loves me?
Rachel : yeah, of course she does
Chandler: you don't think se's gonna break up with me?
Rachel : no, of course not
[Monica and Chandler's hotel room, Monica and Joey are talking]
Monica : I'm gonna break up with him
Joey : yes! I mean, Oh, I'm so sorry, why?
Monica : because I slept with you
Joey : right
Monica : how do you think he'll take it?
Joey : fine, I'd tell him when you get home though
Monica : really, why?
Joey : then he's with things he knows, and he doesn't have to sit next to you on the plane home
Monica ; all right, first day back I'm gonna do it!
Joey : good for you. you feel O.K.? you know, after the whole banana boat thing?
Monica : well I'm still a bit sore?
Joey : where? Maybe I can help?
Monica : here (points to her lips) and here (points to her neck) [Joey kisses her]
Commercial Break
[Plane home. They are in the middle row, so there are three seats Monica, Chandler and Joey are in front, the rest behind. Monica is sitting in the middle of Chandler and Joey. Monica and Joey are sorta giving each other secret looks]
Chandler: so you guys O. K?
Monica : fine. You?
Chandler: fine. Listen Monica
Monica : what?
Chandler; I wanna apologise for being such a jerk about the whole you not being in the mood thing
Monica : Chandler, it's O. K
Chandler: no, it's not. I say it all the time and the first time you say it I yell at you
Joey : what are you guys talking about?
Chandler: Monica refused to sleep with me
Joey : [pleased] really? Why?
Chandler: she wasn't in the mood
Joey : really? And are you in the mood now?
Chandler: Joey! Don't flirt with my girlfriend!
Joey : Sorry
Monica ; no Joey. I'm sorry but I've had enough. I can't look at you right now. I'm Going to the bathroom! [She walks off, turns round and gives Joey a saucy Wink]
Joey : man, I am such an idiot!
Chandler: you better go make up
Joey : really?
Chandler; yeah, I couldn't stand it if you weren't speaking to Monica
Joey : fine I'll go make up, but I'm just doing it for you!
[Joey goes to the bathroom, Monica opens the door and pulls him in]
Joey : wow, I should fall out with you more often! [He and Monica kiss and then they start talking each other's clothes off (you don't see anything)
[New York, the airport, Monica and Joey have just come out of the bathroom and are walking off the plane together (with Chandler!) when Joey sees...]
Joey : Geri! What are you doing here?!
Geri : Joey I had to see you again, I fell really bad about the way we left things
Joey : But your married!
Geri : not tomorrow
Joey : what?
Geri : I got a divorce, I love you Joey I wanna spend the rest of my life with you
Joey ; you really shouldn't have
Geri ; I know but...so what do you say?
Joey ; [looks at Monica] Geri, can we talk tomorrow? I have something I need to do
Geri : sure, but don't leave it too long. I don't wanna be separated for a moment Longer
Joey : sure, I'll call you
Geri : O. K, but until then [ she leans in and kisses him, just at this moment Monica Walks in and sees them]
Monica : hey Joey
Joey : [breaking the kiss] Monica, hey
Monica : hey Geri
Geri : Monica, I want to apologise for being such a horrid person to you before, it Wasn't really very fair on you. so friends?
Monica : yeah friends
Joey : well Geri, see you soon, bye bye then
Geri : bye everyone. Bye Joey
Geri exits
Joey : Monica I wanna explain about that kiss
Monica : Joey it's fine, you had to
Joey : thank you
Monica : I mean I'm gonna sleep with Chandler tonight
Joey ; what?!
Monica :Joey I have to, I'm his girlfriend, I'm not gonna enjoy it though, bye [she Says bye really softly and innocently, kinda like Portia Di Rossi in Scream 2 at the mixer when she's saying bye to Sidney]
[Monica and Rachel's early morning, Monica is up and Joey walks in]
Joey : hey
Monica : hey
Mon, Joe: Listen...sorry...you go
Joey : Listen Monica I think I'm gonna break up with Geri
Monica : Joey you can't she's your girlfriend
Joey : no, you're my girlfriend [he goes to kiss her but Monica pushes him away]
Monica : no Joey, I'm not
Joey : what do you mean?
Monica: I mean. I thought about it last night and I think what happened between us was great, really, really great. Nevertheless, it was a holiday thing, and Joey I don't think we should be doing it here
Joey : really?
Monica : yeah, I think holidays are best left to holidays
Joey : yeah your right
Monica ; well see you then
Joey : yeah, hey I'm still on holiday
Monica : what?
Joey : I don't go back to work for another week and neither do you so
Monica ; we're still on holiday
Joey : exactly [he picks her up] now my lady, your holiday gift [he walks towards her Room]
Monica : no Chandler's in there!
Joey : [he walks towards Rachel's room]
Monica : no Rachel's in there!
Joey : [he walks towards the bathroom and pauses outside] Phoebe?
Monica : no, we're good
Joey : alright! [They go in and shut the door]
[Central Perk, a little later (I had to use the coffee house, it hasn't been in it for ages!), Chandler, Rachel, Phoebe and Ross are there]
Ross : so, no more holiday
Rachel : no, no more sea
Phoebe : no more drinks (just as she says this she covers her mouth and runs to the Bathroom)
Ross ; is she still feeling sick?
Chandler: no, that's just her way of saying "what a fab holiday!"
Ross : funny, shut up!
Rachel : yeah, she won't go to the doctor though
Ross : why not?
Rachel ; she says it's just a hangover
Chandler: a three day hangover?
Rachel ; you know what Phoebe's like
[Monica and Joey enter, they clothes and hair are a bit of a mess]
Ross ; hey, where have you two been?
Rachel : why is your hair a mess?
Chandler: what have you two been doing up there?
Monica : um...aha! After you left I went to the toilet and I clogged the drain
Chandler: so...?
Monica : I tried to fix it but couldn't. So I called Joey
Ross : and what did Joey do?
Joey : [catching on] I unblocked it
Rachel ; so is it fixed? [Mon and Joe both nod] well thank you both for breaking my Toilet, and fixing it
Monica : you're welcome
Phoebe comes back and sits down
Ross : so what's everyone doing today?
Rachel : I'm going shopping, Mon you wanna come?
Monica ; sure. Chandler you don't mind do you?
Chandler: no I was gonna go into work anyway
Ross : so Joe, what are you doin?
Joey : I'm going to see Geri
Monica : are you going to break up with her?
Joey : I don't know. See you all later
Joey exits
Rachel : Mon you comin?
Monica ; yeah sure. [To Chandler] see ya sweetie [Chandler goes to kiss her but she Just stands there] bye
Monica and Rachel exit
Ross : are you two having problems?
Chandler: not that I know of why?
Ross : just asking. You know...
Chandler: [changing subject] so Pheebs, what are you doing today?
Phoebe : I'm gonna go see my doctor
Chandler: well have fun
Phoebe it's not gonna be fun! I'm seeing my doctor! [Off his look] right that was a Joke. Bye!
Phoebe exits
Chandler: so Ross, what are you doing today?
Ross ; cleaning my apartment
Chandler: wow, that sounds interesting
Ross : you wanna help?
Chandler: [after a pause] yeah sure!
Ross and Chandler exit
[Geri's apartment, Joey is outside]
Joey : [to himself] listen Geri, I'm not ready for commitment, no. I'm really an alien From the planet Zorg, no. I'm gay [pause] yeah [knocks]
Geri : Joey! Hi. What are you doing here?
Joey : I said I'd be round
Geri : I though you were gonna call
Joey : I was but I thought the best way to do this was in person
Geri : wow, I wish you had called
Joey : why you got another guy in there?
Geri : no [a little girls voice says Mommy]
Joey : what was that?
Issa : Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
Geri : that's my daughter
Joey : right, listen can we talk?
Geri ; sure [Issa runs to the door]
Issa : who's he?
Geri : that's mommy's special friend
Issa ; Joey?
Joey ; hey! She knows my name
Geri : yeah I told her all about you
Joey ; ahh! Geri can we talk
Geri : ure [to Issa] go to your room
Issa : . K bye mommy, bye Joey
Geri/Joey: ye
Geri : so what did you want to talk to me about?
Joey: Geri, sit down [they sit on her sofa, imagine it!]
Geri : what's wrong?
Joey :nothing, listen Geri, you're a great girl...
Geri ;but...?
Joey :there's someone else
Geri :someone else? And you were worried that I had another guy! How long has THIS been going on?
Joey :nothings going on
Geri :what? Then how can there be someone else
Joey: I'm in love with her
Geri: and her?
Joey :what about her?
Geri :does she fee the same?
Joey :I don't know, but I hope she does. And it wouldn't be fair to you if we carried on with this.
Geri :do you really love her?
Joey :yes
Geri ;then go get her
Joey :what?
Geri :I don't wanna stand in the way of your happiness
Joey ;oh Geri thank you! [He kisses her] thank you so much! Bye! I love you!
Joey exits
Geri :yeah I love you too
[Doctors, Phoebe is sitting on a chair]
Phoebe :so what is there to do in a doctors? Read? No, no magazines. Watch? No, No TV. Fiddle with expensive equipment? Sure!
She gets up and starts looking at all the different bits of equipment. She picks up something and starts doing a funny dance with it when the doctor walks in
Doctor: you must be Miss Buffay
Phoebe: and you must be about to yell at me
Doctor: no. Now what can I do for you?
Phoebe: examine me
Doctor :I need to know where
Phoebe: right. I've been throwing up for the past few days
Doctor: O. K. And when did you last sleep with someone?
Phoebe: a few months ago
Doctor: you know you may be pregnant
Phoebe :I don't think so
Doctor :right, well I'll just give you a scan and we'll see what's going on
Phoebe :well what is the problem
Doctor :give me a minute, have you been pregnant before?
Phoebe :yes, once. With triplets
Doctor :right, do you still live with the father?
Phoebe :no he lives with his wife
Doctor :excuse me?
Phoebe :my brother lives with his wife
Doctor :right, well I'll just send this off. We should have the results in a few minutes. Would you like to get dressed?
Phoebe :sure
Time lapse. Phoebe comes out dressed and the doctor walks in with the results in his hand
Doctor :Miss Buffay would you like to sit down. I'm afraid it's bad news
Phoebe :what do you mean?
Doctor :I'm afraid you have...
End
Sorry about that! Just a little something to make sure you read my next one TOW Joeys Secret! Feedback please!
These characters don't belong to me but are property of Bright, Kauffman, Crane Productions and Warner Bros. They are not intended for profit, but entertainment.
All right! I know it's a little late in coming but this follows on from TOW it's summer-part 1. It follows on right from where we left it (if you can't remember, go onto TOW it's summer 1 and read the end again). Enjoy!
[Monica and Chandler's hotel room, Joey, Chandler and Monica are there, light's camera, action!]
Chandler: Joey? Monica? What's goin on?
Joey: nothing, why?
Chandler: Mon, what's goin on?
Monica: nothing sweetie. Everything's fine
Chandler: why is Joey in our room half dressed?
Monica: I had a bad dream last night
Joey: you did? [Off Monica's look] yes you did
Chandler: so why was Joey here?
Monica: I was screaming and Joey heard and came in
Joey: yeah, I heard and came in
Chandler; so that's it
Monica: yeah why did you think Joey was here?
Chandler: well don't laugh, but for a minute I thought you two were sleeping together!
Monica: me and Joey? [Does a fake laugh; Joey catches on after about 6 seconds And then joins in]
Opening Credits
[Dining room, breakfast time, everyone is there and Mon and Joey are avoiding each other's eyes]
Ross: so what is everyone doing today?
Rachel: sleeping
Ross: what? You can't sleep we're in Hawaii!
Rachel: Ross, I have a terrible hangover
Chandler: yeah me too
Ross: Pheebs, you'll come won't you?
Phoebe: sorry Ross
Ross: Mon, Joey, you didn't drink right?
Monica: yeah. So?
Ross: you can come with me!
Joey: fine where we goin?
Ross: on a banana boat!
Joey: that'll be fun (it really is. I went on one in Santa Ponsa. Really good wet fun! Have a go!)
Monica: O.K. fine
[They leave]
Rachel: so, what are you guys doin now?
Chandler: I'm gonna go sleep
Phoebe: I think I'm gonna throw up [she runs out]
Rachel: Pheebs? You O. K? [She runs out]
Chandler: well I guess it's just you and me pal
Rachel: [pops her head around the door] who you talking to?
Chandler: my imaginary friend?
Rachel: O. K, you had way too much to drink last night! [she leaves]
Chandler: so, you can either drink more, or do the sensible thing and sleep it off, drink More, sleep it off, drink, sleep. Waiter!
[Beach, Ross, Joey and Monica, oh and a banana boat sales person]
Sales Dude: so you can all swim?
All: yeah
Sales Dude: right, life jackets are over there and you can leave your bags here
Monica: here?
Sales Dude: here, what's wrong with that?
Monica: well it might get dirty of get sand in it or something
Joey: Monica, come on
Monica; Oh, right. [She runs over and puts a life jacket on]
Sales Dude: now you hold onto the things in front of you and when he tips you off Just let go. O. K?
Ross: he tips you off?
Sales Dude: yeah, is that a problem?
Ross; no sir [quietly to Joe & Mon] if I get my hair messed up he dies!
Monica : calm down Ross!
Joey: there's the boat
[They all run into the water]
Ross: Oh man!
Joe, Mon: what/what's wrong?
Ross: there's only two seats together, and then one at the back
Joey: I'll go at the back
Monica ; yes, you go at the back
Ross: no Joey, I think Monica would rather be with you than me
Monica: fine, whatever
Joey: c'mon guys let's go
[We see them get on and then go out into the water, when they get tipped off, Joey catches Monica and helps her back on. You can almost see the sexual tension hanging between them, they come back inland and the driver tips them off again, in shallower water. Monica lands on Joey again but as they are in shallow water they are pressing against each other. Joey leans in as if to kiss her but...]
Ross:; hey guys wasn't that fun?
Monica ; [dazed] yeah real dreamy
Ross: Mon you O. K?
Monica : [recovering] yes fine, just a bit dazed
Joey; you wanna head back to the hotel?
Monica : yeah sure. What time do we leave?
Ross: about 3. Our flights at 4:30.
Joey: we better get packing then!
[btw they got their holiday cheep so it was only 2/3 days long]
[Monica and Chandler's hotel room, Chandler is asleep and Monica walks in and looks at him]
Monica: [to herself] I am a horrible, horrible person
Chandler: why what you do?
Monica : AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Chandler: what?
Monica : I thought you were asleep!
Chandler: no! So what did you do?
Monica : em.I ate the last Rolo?
Chandler; wow, you take life way too seriously
Monica : we'd better start packing
Chandler: yeah but first...[he pulls her onto the bed and starts kissing her]
Monica : [breaking the kiss] no
Chandler: what do you mean no?
Monica : I mean no, I don't want to kiss you
Chandler: have I done something wrong?
Monica: no, I'm just upset
Chandler: you're not still upset about that Rolo thing are you?
Monica : no, of course not, I'm just not in the mood
Chandler: Monica we've been dating for months, and you have always been in the Mood
Monica : well I'm not now so let's get packing!
Chandler: O. K fine. Listen I'll catch up with you later, I need to go see someone
Monica : [packing] sure see you later then
[Phoebe and Rachel's hotel room]
Phoebe : [from bathroom] don't worry Rach I'll be fine
Rachel : you sure? You making a lot of noise in there
Phoebe : [throwing up] no I'm fine
Rachel: maybe it's something you ate?
Phoebe : I think it's all the drinks I had last night
Rachel: when did you last sleep with someone?
Phoebe : months ago why?
Rachel : you could be pregnant
Phoebe : I don't think so
Rachel : why not?
Phoebe : it's just not possible
Rachel : why no... [Chandler walking through the door cuts her of]
Chandler: what have I done?
Rachel : walked through the door, why?
Chandler; no to Monica
Rachel : I don't know, why don't you tell me?
Chandler: in private?
Phoebe : fine I can take a hint. I'll be in the toilets if you need me
Rachel : so what's wrong?
Chandler: Monica came in from the beach and I started kissing her. We were getting Into it, and she said she wasn't in the mood!
Rachel : so?
Chandler: we've been dating for 2 years and she has always been in the mood
Rachel ; so maybe she's not now
Chandler: what do you mean?
Rachel : Chandler if you had to do it whenever Monica wanted, after 2 years you'd
Begging not to!
Chandler; yeah, I guess you got a point
Rachel : see, I'm right
Chandler: I didn't say you were right, I said you had a point
Rachel : that's the same thing
Chandler: no, it's not
Rachel : fine! But I came close!
Chandler: fine, whatever. Do you think Monica still loves me?
Rachel : yeah, of course she does
Chandler: you don't think se's gonna break up with me?
Rachel : no, of course not
[Monica and Chandler's hotel room, Monica and Joey are talking]
Monica : I'm gonna break up with him
Joey : yes! I mean, Oh, I'm so sorry, why?
Monica : because I slept with you
Joey : right
Monica : how do you think he'll take it?
Joey : fine, I'd tell him when you get home though
Monica : really, why?
Joey : then he's with things he knows, and he doesn't have to sit next to you on the plane home
Monica ; all right, first day back I'm gonna do it!
Joey : good for you. you feel O.K.? you know, after the whole banana boat thing?
Monica : well I'm still a bit sore?
Joey : where? Maybe I can help?
Monica : here (points to her lips) and here (points to her neck) [Joey kisses her]
Commercial Break
[Plane home. They are in the middle row, so there are three seats Monica, Chandler and Joey are in front, the rest behind. Monica is sitting in the middle of Chandler and Joey. Monica and Joey are sorta giving each other secret looks]
Chandler: so you guys O. K?
Monica : fine. You?
Chandler: fine. Listen Monica
Monica : what?
Chandler; I wanna apologise for being such a jerk about the whole you not being in the mood thing
Monica : Chandler, it's O. K
Chandler: no, it's not. I say it all the time and the first time you say it I yell at you
Joey : what are you guys talking about?
Chandler: Monica refused to sleep with me
Joey : [pleased] really? Why?
Chandler: she wasn't in the mood
Joey : really? And are you in the mood now?
Chandler: Joey! Don't flirt with my girlfriend!
Joey : Sorry
Monica ; no Joey. I'm sorry but I've had enough. I can't look at you right now. I'm Going to the bathroom! [She walks off, turns round and gives Joey a saucy Wink]
Joey : man, I am such an idiot!
Chandler: you better go make up
Joey : really?
Chandler; yeah, I couldn't stand it if you weren't speaking to Monica
Joey : fine I'll go make up, but I'm just doing it for you!
[Joey goes to the bathroom, Monica opens the door and pulls him in]
Joey : wow, I should fall out with you more often! [He and Monica kiss and then they start talking each other's clothes off (you don't see anything)
[New York, the airport, Monica and Joey have just come out of the bathroom and are walking off the plane together (with Chandler!) when Joey sees...]
Joey : Geri! What are you doing here?!
Geri : Joey I had to see you again, I fell really bad about the way we left things
Joey : But your married!
Geri : not tomorrow
Joey : what?
Geri : I got a divorce, I love you Joey I wanna spend the rest of my life with you
Joey ; you really shouldn't have
Geri ; I know but...so what do you say?
Joey ; [looks at Monica] Geri, can we talk tomorrow? I have something I need to do
Geri : sure, but don't leave it too long. I don't wanna be separated for a moment Longer
Joey : sure, I'll call you
Geri : O. K, but until then [ she leans in and kisses him, just at this moment Monica Walks in and sees them]
Monica : hey Joey
Joey : [breaking the kiss] Monica, hey
Monica : hey Geri
Geri : Monica, I want to apologise for being such a horrid person to you before, it Wasn't really very fair on you. so friends?
Monica : yeah friends
Joey : well Geri, see you soon, bye bye then
Geri : bye everyone. Bye Joey
Geri exits
Joey : Monica I wanna explain about that kiss
Monica : Joey it's fine, you had to
Joey : thank you
Monica : I mean I'm gonna sleep with Chandler tonight
Joey ; what?!
Monica :Joey I have to, I'm his girlfriend, I'm not gonna enjoy it though, bye [she Says bye really softly and innocently, kinda like Portia Di Rossi in Scream 2 at the mixer when she's saying bye to Sidney]
[Monica and Rachel's early morning, Monica is up and Joey walks in]
Joey : hey
Monica : hey
Mon, Joe: Listen...sorry...you go
Joey : Listen Monica I think I'm gonna break up with Geri
Monica : Joey you can't she's your girlfriend
Joey : no, you're my girlfriend [he goes to kiss her but Monica pushes him away]
Monica : no Joey, I'm not
Joey : what do you mean?
Monica: I mean. I thought about it last night and I think what happened between us was great, really, really great. Nevertheless, it was a holiday thing, and Joey I don't think we should be doing it here
Joey : really?
Monica : yeah, I think holidays are best left to holidays
Joey : yeah your right
Monica ; well see you then
Joey : yeah, hey I'm still on holiday
Monica : what?
Joey : I don't go back to work for another week and neither do you so
Monica ; we're still on holiday
Joey : exactly [he picks her up] now my lady, your holiday gift [he walks towards her Room]
Monica : no Chandler's in there!
Joey : [he walks towards Rachel's room]
Monica : no Rachel's in there!
Joey : [he walks towards the bathroom and pauses outside] Phoebe?
Monica : no, we're good
Joey : alright! [They go in and shut the door]
[Central Perk, a little later (I had to use the coffee house, it hasn't been in it for ages!), Chandler, Rachel, Phoebe and Ross are there]
Ross : so, no more holiday
Rachel : no, no more sea
Phoebe : no more drinks (just as she says this she covers her mouth and runs to the Bathroom)
Ross ; is she still feeling sick?
Chandler: no, that's just her way of saying "what a fab holiday!"
Ross : funny, shut up!
Rachel : yeah, she won't go to the doctor though
Ross : why not?
Rachel ; she says it's just a hangover
Chandler: a three day hangover?
Rachel ; you know what Phoebe's like
[Monica and Joey enter, they clothes and hair are a bit of a mess]
Ross ; hey, where have you two been?
Rachel : why is your hair a mess?
Chandler: what have you two been doing up there?
Monica : um...aha! After you left I went to the toilet and I clogged the drain
Chandler: so...?
Monica : I tried to fix it but couldn't. So I called Joey
Ross : and what did Joey do?
Joey : [catching on] I unblocked it
Rachel ; so is it fixed? [Mon and Joe both nod] well thank you both for breaking my Toilet, and fixing it
Monica : you're welcome
Phoebe comes back and sits down
Ross : so what's everyone doing today?
Rachel : I'm going shopping, Mon you wanna come?
Monica ; sure. Chandler you don't mind do you?
Chandler: no I was gonna go into work anyway
Ross : so Joe, what are you doin?
Joey : I'm going to see Geri
Monica : are you going to break up with her?
Joey : I don't know. See you all later
Joey exits
Rachel : Mon you comin?
Monica ; yeah sure. [To Chandler] see ya sweetie [Chandler goes to kiss her but she Just stands there] bye
Monica and Rachel exit
Ross : are you two having problems?
Chandler: not that I know of why?
Ross : just asking. You know...
Chandler: [changing subject] so Pheebs, what are you doing today?
Phoebe : I'm gonna go see my doctor
Chandler: well have fun
Phoebe it's not gonna be fun! I'm seeing my doctor! [Off his look] right that was a Joke. Bye!
Phoebe exits
Chandler: so Ross, what are you doing today?
Ross ; cleaning my apartment
Chandler: wow, that sounds interesting
Ross : you wanna help?
Chandler: [after a pause] yeah sure!
Ross and Chandler exit
[Geri's apartment, Joey is outside]
Joey : [to himself] listen Geri, I'm not ready for commitment, no. I'm really an alien From the planet Zorg, no. I'm gay [pause] yeah [knocks]
Geri : Joey! Hi. What are you doing here?
Joey : I said I'd be round
Geri : I though you were gonna call
Joey : I was but I thought the best way to do this was in person
Geri : wow, I wish you had called
Joey : why you got another guy in there?
Geri : no [a little girls voice says Mommy]
Joey : what was that?
Issa : Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
Geri : that's my daughter
Joey : right, listen can we talk?
Geri ; sure [Issa runs to the door]
Issa : who's he?
Geri : that's mommy's special friend
Issa ; Joey?
Joey ; hey! She knows my name
Geri : yeah I told her all about you
Joey ; ahh! Geri can we talk
Geri : ure [to Issa] go to your room
Issa : . K bye mommy, bye Joey
Geri/Joey: ye
Geri : so what did you want to talk to me about?
Joey: Geri, sit down [they sit on her sofa, imagine it!]
Geri : what's wrong?
Joey :nothing, listen Geri, you're a great girl...
Geri ;but...?
Joey :there's someone else
Geri :someone else? And you were worried that I had another guy! How long has THIS been going on?
Joey :nothings going on
Geri :what? Then how can there be someone else
Joey: I'm in love with her
Geri: and her?
Joey :what about her?
Geri :does she fee the same?
Joey :I don't know, but I hope she does. And it wouldn't be fair to you if we carried on with this.
Geri :do you really love her?
Joey :yes
Geri ;then go get her
Joey :what?
Geri :I don't wanna stand in the way of your happiness
Joey ;oh Geri thank you! [He kisses her] thank you so much! Bye! I love you!
Joey exits
Geri :yeah I love you too
[Doctors, Phoebe is sitting on a chair]
Phoebe :so what is there to do in a doctors? Read? No, no magazines. Watch? No, No TV. Fiddle with expensive equipment? Sure!
She gets up and starts looking at all the different bits of equipment. She picks up something and starts doing a funny dance with it when the doctor walks in
Doctor: you must be Miss Buffay
Phoebe: and you must be about to yell at me
Doctor: no. Now what can I do for you?
Phoebe: examine me
Doctor :I need to know where
Phoebe: right. I've been throwing up for the past few days
Doctor: O. K. And when did you last sleep with someone?
Phoebe: a few months ago
Doctor: you know you may be pregnant
Phoebe :I don't think so
Doctor :right, well I'll just give you a scan and we'll see what's going on
Phoebe :well what is the problem
Doctor :give me a minute, have you been pregnant before?
Phoebe :yes, once. With triplets
Doctor :right, do you still live with the father?
Phoebe :no he lives with his wife
Doctor :excuse me?
Phoebe :my brother lives with his wife
Doctor :right, well I'll just send this off. We should have the results in a few minutes. Would you like to get dressed?
Phoebe :sure
Time lapse. Phoebe comes out dressed and the doctor walks in with the results in his hand
Doctor :Miss Buffay would you like to sit down. I'm afraid it's bad news
Phoebe :what do you mean?
Doctor :I'm afraid you have...
End
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