The One Where History Repeats Itself
Written By Nina#
These characters don't belong to me but are property of Bright, Kauffman, Crane Productions and Warner Bros. They are not intended for profit, but entertainment.
This is episode 2, Yay! It takes place after episode 1 (well duh!) and it's about history repeating. Have fun!
[Phoebe, Doctor, at the doctors]
Doctor : Miss Buffay, would you like to sit down. I'm afraid it's bad news.
Phoebe : what do you mean?
Doctor : I'm afraid you have...alcohol poisoning
Phoebe : what?
Doctor : alcohol poisoning, you said you drank a lot on your holiday. I'm afraid the Alcohol poisoned you
Phoebe : how serious is it?
Doctor: its not that bad. I think we caught it early. You'll have to take some medication, something like Ibrufon, or anti-inflammatory tablets (my mum's a nurse) for your stomach. The bad news is you can't drink for three weeks.
Phoebe : WHAT?!
Doctor : no alcohol for three weeks
Phoebe : now how am I gonna get through work?
Opening Credits
[Central Perk, Ross and Rachel are there]
Ross : hey, you know what I was thinking?
Rachel : how pretty I am?!
Ross : no! [Off her look] it's true, but no
Rachel : so what were you thinking?
Ross : about yesterday. You know what yesterday was?
Rachel : Tuesday?
Ross : no, it was our first wedding anniversary
Rachel : Oh God
Ross : yeah. One year ago today I made an honourable woman of you
Rachel :; has it really been a year?
Ross : one year. To the day
Rachel : sorry. I didn't get you a gift
Ross : me neither. I didn't think we'd be celebrating
Rachel : we can celebrate
Ross : what? Celebrate our anniversary?
Rachel : yeah! C'mon!
Ross : fine. Just don't get me drunk
[Central Perk a little later. Phoebe, Monica and Chandler are there]
Chandler: so what do you wanna do later sweetie?
Monica : I don't know yet. I might be going out with someone
Chandler: c'mon it's our anniversary
Monica : what?
Chandler: 2 years ago we first y'know. And a year ago today we nearly got married
Monica : yeah nearly
Chandler: don't you wanna celebrate?
Monica : maybe later
[Joey enters]
Joey : hey
Phoebe : what's the matter?
Joey : nothing
Phoebe : sure it is. Your aura's all green
Joey : I broke up with Geri
Chan/Pheebs: Oh I'm sorry/ are you O.K?
Monica : really why?
Joey : because I'm in love with somebody else
Chandler: who?
Joey : [looking straight at Monica] no one you know
Phoebe : that is so sad but yay! Now maybe you can get married and have kids!
Monica :; Pheebs Joey's just in love with her we don't know about marriage
Joey : if she wanted me to then I would
Monica : what if she's not sure?
Joey : then I'd wait
Monica : you'd really wait for her?
Joey : for her, I'd wait forever
Chandler: [looking form one to the other] what are you two on about?
Joey : nothing
Chandler: are you still upset about Geri man?
Joey : naw, you gotta move on. Life's too short to spend it being unhappy
Monica : [pause] I gotta go! [She jumps up] see ya
[Monica leaves]
Chandler: I wonder where she's gone?
Joey : [looking after Monica] I don't know
Chandler: so what did you do today Pheebs?
Phoebe : I went to see my doctor
Chandler: Oh yeah? What he say?
Phoebe : he says I have alcohol poisoning
Chandler: is that bad?
Phoebe : he says I can't drink for three weeks
Chandler: wow. So what are you gonna do tomorrow?
Phoebe : tomorrow...?
Chandler: mine and Monica's party
Phoebe : oh God!!! I completely forgot!
Chandler: don't worry. We'll buy lots of mineral water.
Phoebe : yeah but you'll all be drunk. I hate being sober when your all drunk
Chandler: hey don't worry. I'll make you fell better
Phoebe : how?
Chandler: Joey will stay sober
Phoebe : [to Joey] really? Thank you so much! [She hugs him]
Joey : what? Yeah sure whatever. I'm going home
[Joey exits]
Chandler: what is up with him?
Phoebe : I know. Him and Monica have been acting weird all day
Chandler: hey do you know where Ross is?
Phoebe : no, I haven't seen him since we got back, Come to think about it I haven't Seen Rachel either
Chandler: you know they might be in trouble?
Phoebe : so! There big kids now, besides they can drink! [She starts hyperventilating]
Chandler : [signals to Gunther to give him a paper bag] O.K O.K
[Ross and Rachel, they are at a bar. They aren't drunk yet but they are a bit tipsy, for anyone who knows me they're 'squiffy'!]
Ross : do you ever think you will get married?
Rachel : I've been married, and I've had a wedding!
Ross : married for keeps?
Rachel : for keeps?
Ross : you' know like forever?
Rachel : yeah! To someone like Brad Pitt or George Clooney
Ross : right [sarcastic]
Rachel : let's order some more drinks
Ross : you've had enough. C'mon I'm taking you home
[Joey and Chandler's, Joey is there on his own with a dead plant]
Joey : [pulling a leaf off] she loves me [another leaf] she loves me not [he carries On with this but I can't be bothered to type it all]
[there is a knock at the door, he goes and open's it]
Joey : hello [Monica is there. She grabs him and kisses him] nice to see you to!!
Monica : that was so sweet
Joey : thank you [pause] what was so sweet?
Monica : what you said at the coffee house. It was amazing [she kisses him again]
Joey : thank you [pause] what did I say?
Monica :; that you loved me and you wanted to marry me, and you'd wait forever for Me
Joey : thanks, it came from the heart
Monica : really?
Joey : yeah I think I love you
Monica : what about Geri?
Joey : what about Geri? I don't love Geri
Monica : would you really wait forever for me?
Joey : sure, I hope I don't have to, but yes I would, if you wanted me to
Monica : you don't have to wait
Joey : what?
Monica : I think I love you
Joey : really?
Monica : really
Joey : oh Mon [he kisses her] I love you too [he kisses her again]
[Ross and Rachel, outside Ross' apartment, they are both really drunk now]
Ross : [trying to find his key] wow, I can't find my key!
Rachel : yay! Now we need more drinks!
Ross : I already let you stop off at that liqueur store
Rachel : do you wanna come in?
Ross : this is my apartment? Do you wanna come in?
Rachel : why thank you kind sir
Ross : I found my keys!
Rachel : yay!
Ross : [trying to get the door open] I can't get the door open!
[Chandler and Joey's, Monica and Joey are there. They are both fully dressed and are sitting on the sofa. They are cuddling a little bit]
Joey : this feels so right
Monica : I know
Joey : so when are you breaking up with Chandler?
Monica : I'm sorry what?
Joey : when are you breaking up with Chandler? You are going to break up with Him aren't you?
Monica : Joey, I don't know. I mean we've been together for nearly 2 years
[Monica stands up and starts pacing]
I mean, that's a long time. I've been with you for what, three days?!
Joey : Mon, when I said I'd wait forever for you I meant it, but I was kinda hoping I wouldn't have to
Monica : Joey I'm sorry I can't break up with him for a three-day relationship
Joey : what do you mean?
Monica : Joey, you've never had a relationship that's lasted longer than 5 minutes. I don't want to give up what I have with Chandler for just 5 minutes. I'm sorry
[Monica exits]
Joey : great, you had to go and blow it didn't you?
[next day, the day of the party. Ross' apartment, Ross and Rachel are in bed together]
Ross : [half asleep, rolls over] good morning
Rachel : [half asleep, rolls over] good morning
[they both realise where they are and jump up screaming]
Ross : what the hell are you doing here?
Rachel : I don't know, what are you doing here?
Ross : it's MY apartment!!!
Rachel : are you wearing any clothes?!
Ross : [looks under the duvet, relieved] yes. [looks up] thank you!
Rachel : [doing the same] thank god, I'm not naked!
Ross : I guess you'd better get going
Rachel : yeah, sure [starts to get up, but falls back onto the bed] I can't
Ross : what?
Rachel : my head explodes when I sit up!
Ross: great, fine you stay here then and I'm gonna go to work [starts to get up but falls back down again] I'm dying
Rachel: you have to ring work for me!
Ross: what! What would I tell them, sorry Rachel's head's exploding!
Rachel; yes!!! If you ring for me, I'll ring for you
Ross: haha I don't think so, I'M still going to work [gets up falls down again]
Rachel: you want me to ring?
Ross: please [Rachel goes for the phone]
[Monica and Rachel's, later that night, the party is like half way through, everyone is there. Phoebe and Joey are on the sofa talking and Monica is sitting on the chair staring at Joey. Chandler is dancing like a freak and Ross and Rachel are avoiding each other, but glancing over at each other every now and then]
Phoebe: so I went to my doctors, he said I couldn't drink and so here I am. So what's the deal with you? Why aren't you drinking?
Joey: [staring at Monica] I'm too depressed
Phoebe: great
Joey: Phoebe can I tell you something?
Phoebe: sure. What?
Joey: you've got to promise not to tell anyone else
Phoebe: oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh. Ok? What?
Joey: I'm in love
Phoebe: yeah I know. That's why you broke up with Geri.
Joey: with someone you know.
Phoebe: you're in love with me!
Joey: no!!!
Phoebe: Rachel? Oh my God it's Rachel!!!!!
Joey: what?!!!!!! Don't be insane!
Phoebe: who then?
Joey: it's not important, seriously
Phoebe: please!! I need secrets!!!
Joey: [really quietly] it's Monica
Phoebe what?! You want a Margarita? Joey it
These characters don't belong to me but are property of Bright, Kauffman, Crane Productions and Warner Bros. They are not intended for profit, but entertainment.
This is episode 2, Yay! It takes place after episode 1 (well duh!) and it's about history repeating. Have fun!
[Phoebe, Doctor, at the doctors]
Doctor : Miss Buffay, would you like to sit down. I'm afraid it's bad news.
Phoebe : what do you mean?
Doctor : I'm afraid you have...alcohol poisoning
Phoebe : what?
Doctor : alcohol poisoning, you said you drank a lot on your holiday. I'm afraid the Alcohol poisoned you
Phoebe : how serious is it?
Doctor: its not that bad. I think we caught it early. You'll have to take some medication, something like Ibrufon, or anti-inflammatory tablets (my mum's a nurse) for your stomach. The bad news is you can't drink for three weeks.
Phoebe : WHAT?!
Doctor : no alcohol for three weeks
Phoebe : now how am I gonna get through work?
Opening Credits
[Central Perk, Ross and Rachel are there]
Ross : hey, you know what I was thinking?
Rachel : how pretty I am?!
Ross : no! [Off her look] it's true, but no
Rachel : so what were you thinking?
Ross : about yesterday. You know what yesterday was?
Rachel : Tuesday?
Ross : no, it was our first wedding anniversary
Rachel : Oh God
Ross : yeah. One year ago today I made an honourable woman of you
Rachel :; has it really been a year?
Ross : one year. To the day
Rachel : sorry. I didn't get you a gift
Ross : me neither. I didn't think we'd be celebrating
Rachel : we can celebrate
Ross : what? Celebrate our anniversary?
Rachel : yeah! C'mon!
Ross : fine. Just don't get me drunk
[Central Perk a little later. Phoebe, Monica and Chandler are there]
Chandler: so what do you wanna do later sweetie?
Monica : I don't know yet. I might be going out with someone
Chandler: c'mon it's our anniversary
Monica : what?
Chandler: 2 years ago we first y'know. And a year ago today we nearly got married
Monica : yeah nearly
Chandler: don't you wanna celebrate?
Monica : maybe later
[Joey enters]
Joey : hey
Phoebe : what's the matter?
Joey : nothing
Phoebe : sure it is. Your aura's all green
Joey : I broke up with Geri
Chan/Pheebs: Oh I'm sorry/ are you O.K?
Monica : really why?
Joey : because I'm in love with somebody else
Chandler: who?
Joey : [looking straight at Monica] no one you know
Phoebe : that is so sad but yay! Now maybe you can get married and have kids!
Monica :; Pheebs Joey's just in love with her we don't know about marriage
Joey : if she wanted me to then I would
Monica : what if she's not sure?
Joey : then I'd wait
Monica : you'd really wait for her?
Joey : for her, I'd wait forever
Chandler: [looking form one to the other] what are you two on about?
Joey : nothing
Chandler: are you still upset about Geri man?
Joey : naw, you gotta move on. Life's too short to spend it being unhappy
Monica : [pause] I gotta go! [She jumps up] see ya
[Monica leaves]
Chandler: I wonder where she's gone?
Joey : [looking after Monica] I don't know
Chandler: so what did you do today Pheebs?
Phoebe : I went to see my doctor
Chandler: Oh yeah? What he say?
Phoebe : he says I have alcohol poisoning
Chandler: is that bad?
Phoebe : he says I can't drink for three weeks
Chandler: wow. So what are you gonna do tomorrow?
Phoebe : tomorrow...?
Chandler: mine and Monica's party
Phoebe : oh God!!! I completely forgot!
Chandler: don't worry. We'll buy lots of mineral water.
Phoebe : yeah but you'll all be drunk. I hate being sober when your all drunk
Chandler: hey don't worry. I'll make you fell better
Phoebe : how?
Chandler: Joey will stay sober
Phoebe : [to Joey] really? Thank you so much! [She hugs him]
Joey : what? Yeah sure whatever. I'm going home
[Joey exits]
Chandler: what is up with him?
Phoebe : I know. Him and Monica have been acting weird all day
Chandler: hey do you know where Ross is?
Phoebe : no, I haven't seen him since we got back, Come to think about it I haven't Seen Rachel either
Chandler: you know they might be in trouble?
Phoebe : so! There big kids now, besides they can drink! [She starts hyperventilating]
Chandler : [signals to Gunther to give him a paper bag] O.K O.K
[Ross and Rachel, they are at a bar. They aren't drunk yet but they are a bit tipsy, for anyone who knows me they're 'squiffy'!]
Ross : do you ever think you will get married?
Rachel : I've been married, and I've had a wedding!
Ross : married for keeps?
Rachel : for keeps?
Ross : you' know like forever?
Rachel : yeah! To someone like Brad Pitt or George Clooney
Ross : right [sarcastic]
Rachel : let's order some more drinks
Ross : you've had enough. C'mon I'm taking you home
[Joey and Chandler's, Joey is there on his own with a dead plant]
Joey : [pulling a leaf off] she loves me [another leaf] she loves me not [he carries On with this but I can't be bothered to type it all]
[there is a knock at the door, he goes and open's it]
Joey : hello [Monica is there. She grabs him and kisses him] nice to see you to!!
Monica : that was so sweet
Joey : thank you [pause] what was so sweet?
Monica : what you said at the coffee house. It was amazing [she kisses him again]
Joey : thank you [pause] what did I say?
Monica :; that you loved me and you wanted to marry me, and you'd wait forever for Me
Joey : thanks, it came from the heart
Monica : really?
Joey : yeah I think I love you
Monica : what about Geri?
Joey : what about Geri? I don't love Geri
Monica : would you really wait forever for me?
Joey : sure, I hope I don't have to, but yes I would, if you wanted me to
Monica : you don't have to wait
Joey : what?
Monica : I think I love you
Joey : really?
Monica : really
Joey : oh Mon [he kisses her] I love you too [he kisses her again]
[Ross and Rachel, outside Ross' apartment, they are both really drunk now]
Ross : [trying to find his key] wow, I can't find my key!
Rachel : yay! Now we need more drinks!
Ross : I already let you stop off at that liqueur store
Rachel : do you wanna come in?
Ross : this is my apartment? Do you wanna come in?
Rachel : why thank you kind sir
Ross : I found my keys!
Rachel : yay!
Ross : [trying to get the door open] I can't get the door open!
[Chandler and Joey's, Monica and Joey are there. They are both fully dressed and are sitting on the sofa. They are cuddling a little bit]
Joey : this feels so right
Monica : I know
Joey : so when are you breaking up with Chandler?
Monica : I'm sorry what?
Joey : when are you breaking up with Chandler? You are going to break up with Him aren't you?
Monica : Joey, I don't know. I mean we've been together for nearly 2 years
[Monica stands up and starts pacing]
I mean, that's a long time. I've been with you for what, three days?!
Joey : Mon, when I said I'd wait forever for you I meant it, but I was kinda hoping I wouldn't have to
Monica : Joey I'm sorry I can't break up with him for a three-day relationship
Joey : what do you mean?
Monica : Joey, you've never had a relationship that's lasted longer than 5 minutes. I don't want to give up what I have with Chandler for just 5 minutes. I'm sorry
[Monica exits]
Joey : great, you had to go and blow it didn't you?
[next day, the day of the party. Ross' apartment, Ross and Rachel are in bed together]
Ross : [half asleep, rolls over] good morning
Rachel : [half asleep, rolls over] good morning
[they both realise where they are and jump up screaming]
Ross : what the hell are you doing here?
Rachel : I don't know, what are you doing here?
Ross : it's MY apartment!!!
Rachel : are you wearing any clothes?!
Ross : [looks under the duvet, relieved] yes. [looks up] thank you!
Rachel : [doing the same] thank god, I'm not naked!
Ross : I guess you'd better get going
Rachel : yeah, sure [starts to get up, but falls back onto the bed] I can't
Ross : what?
Rachel : my head explodes when I sit up!
Ross: great, fine you stay here then and I'm gonna go to work [starts to get up but falls back down again] I'm dying
Rachel: you have to ring work for me!
Ross: what! What would I tell them, sorry Rachel's head's exploding!
Rachel; yes!!! If you ring for me, I'll ring for you
Ross: haha I don't think so, I'M still going to work [gets up falls down again]
Rachel: you want me to ring?
Ross: please [Rachel goes for the phone]
[Monica and Rachel's, later that night, the party is like half way through, everyone is there. Phoebe and Joey are on the sofa talking and Monica is sitting on the chair staring at Joey. Chandler is dancing like a freak and Ross and Rachel are avoiding each other, but glancing over at each other every now and then]
Phoebe: so I went to my doctors, he said I couldn't drink and so here I am. So what's the deal with you? Why aren't you drinking?
Joey: [staring at Monica] I'm too depressed
Phoebe: great
Joey: Phoebe can I tell you something?
Phoebe: sure. What?
Joey: you've got to promise not to tell anyone else
Phoebe: oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh. Ok? What?
Joey: I'm in love
Phoebe: yeah I know. That's why you broke up with Geri.
Joey: with someone you know.
Phoebe: you're in love with me!
Joey: no!!!
Phoebe: Rachel? Oh my God it's Rachel!!!!!
Joey: what?!!!!!! Don't be insane!
Phoebe: who then?
Joey: it's not important, seriously
Phoebe: please!! I need secrets!!!
Joey: [really quietly] it's Monica
Phoebe what?! You want a Margarita? Joey it