Its just one of those fanfics. Me and my friends where at school and we had some insane ideas for mini fanfics. So now im rolling them all together in one big chapter. Have fun, enjoy and laugh your ass off.

Disclaimer-I don't own YGO or any of its characters. MIAG by the way is short for the club my stupid friends made up called "Malik is a girl". Trust me, I hate them for it and I will get them! And Rikaju is me, and Claire is the club starter.

1.Yami Bakura's wish

Yami Bakura-YES! I have succecfully stolen yugi's millennium puzzle! Now I will become more eviler than ever before!!! Muwhahahahaha..huh? *poof * AHH! I turned into Yami Malik!!! *throws the puzzles * Take your stupid puzzle back yugi! *runs away screaming * ----------------------------------------- 2.Pegasus dreams.or does he?

Pegasus-Ahh. Cecilia my love. We are finally together again, and forever we will stay.

Cecilia-Actually Pegasus, im filing a divorce

Pegasus-What!? Nuuuuuuuuu! *wakes up from his dream * phew, it was only a dream

Seto Kaiba- *walks in * Pegasus, im filing a divorce!

Pegasus-NO!!!!! ----------------------------------------- 3.The Ant incident

*Yami Malik is sitting on the ground with a magnifiying glass. He is letting the sun reflect off the glass. The little ants that are marching on the sidewalk are now being burned in his rath. *

Y. Malik-MUWHAHAHA! BURN! BURN!

Malik- What hell are you doing?

Y. Malik- *hides the magnifying glass * Ummmm, Nothing!

Malik- *sighs * I must conclude that my hikari is a psychotic bastard. ----------------------------------------- 4.CUT!!!

* Yugi and Pegasus are in a heated Duel. Yugi is about to play a card when Van Fliehieght [Zoids] and the gang come walking in *

Van-Umm, I think where on the wrong show. --------------------------------------- Well I hope you liked that much so far. There is more to come, but right now, we [Rikaju, Claire and their friends] must think of more to right

Malik-oh, smooth one Rikaju

Rikaju- *wacks malik on the head with the millennium rod * Quiet you!