Hehe.hello everyone...i never really have seen weiss kreuz or anything so I don't really know how the characters act. And I just added another Ruki, a girl, just..cause..i don't really have a good reason for that..Oh, and no flames please, I know I suck but this is just something stupid and silly that I wrote up..hehe.oh well..have fun! ^__^

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"MUAHAHAHAHA!"

"What the hell?" Yoji looked across the room at Ken and Omi. They were obviously looking at something funny on TV.

"What's on TV?" Yoji popped his head into the living room.

"The news!"

"The news? What's so funny about that?" Yoji asked.

"Humph." Aya scowled. "Those losers."

"Yup." Ruki said nodding.

All the sudden, they heard a gunshot.

"OWWWW!!!!!" They heard Yoji bellow. "NO!"

Aya's head snapped toward the window. "AIIIEIEEEEE!!!!" He grabbed his kanata and swung it over his head like a madman. "You willl pppaaayyyy forr shootinggg Yoji! DIE FILTHY RUM! DIE!" He crashed out the window screaming.

"Yoji!" Ruki ran towards him with tears in her eyes. "NOOOO!! Don't die on me Yoji! I need you!"

"MY ASS!" Yoji once wailed again.

"Huh?" Ken looked into the kitchen. "Your ass?" Omi followed him in.

"My precious ass!" Yoji cried. "I got shot!"

"In your ass?" Ken asked.

"I just said that you faggot!" Yoji screamed.

"Oh my." Omi said. "Such language."

Manx stepped inside. "What's going on here? All I hear is screaming! And where's Aya?"

"Oh, he jumped out the window." Ruki replied. She diverted her attention back to Yoji. "Is your sexy ass going to be ok poor Yoji?"

Yoji gasped. "Is it going to be OK?! Of course not! I won't be able to show off my beautiful ass!"

*Sweat drop from Manx* She turns and walks out the door without any other words.

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hmmm.yeah, that pretty much sucked...oh well.leave some reviews! Oh, and if you want me to write some more silly, sloppy junk just say so..yeah, and give me a few ideas..cuz I can't really think of any....but I do have an idea about who shot Yoji.hehe.