Ryou: im friggin bored as hell!
Yami: well than maybe you should go get some drugs or sumthin, hehehe that's just a joke in case you cant tell *looks over to Ryou just in time to see him run out the door* what the hell!?!?!*walks out door and into domino square only to find Ryou talking with some guy in a dark ally*
Guy: you got the money?
Ryou: you got the stuff?, cuz I got the money.
Guy: here's the dope, now gimme the money.
Ryou: ooooo, its all white and powdery*takes bag full of dope and leaves*
Guy: hey where's my money bitch?!?!
Ryou: oh go fuck a monkey!
Guy: goddamnit, I got cheated out of drugs again!
Yami: hey Ryou can I have some?
Ryou: sure, here take a bag, now lets hurry up and get back to the game shop and take some of this shit!
Yami: well then lets hurry up, oh wait my grandpas home, we cant go there.
Ryou: sure we can, we just have to sneak in and be very quiet.
Yami: good idea!, lets go.
Ryou: ok be very quiet now*sneaks in back of game shop and runs up stairs quietly with Yami*
Ryou: lets see what this shit can do!*takes some dope and starts giggling*
Yami: whoa that even got Ryou laughing, damn this shit must be good*takes some dope and starts giggling*
Ryou: hey lets go rape some big boobed bitches!
Yami: yaaaaaa lets go!!*runs downstairs with Ryou followed closely behind*
Grandpa: hey you two I didn't know you were home, how long have you been here?
Yami: ummmm, this many minutes!*holds up middle fingers and starts giggling*
Ryou: hahahahahahahahaha, now lets go rape some bitches!!*runs out door with Yami following*
Girl#1: isn't it such a nice night?
Girl#2: you're right, and good thing there aren't stupid drugged up guys around to mess it up.
Ryou: here I come sexy bitch!!*runs strait into girl#1 and rips off her clothes in an instant*
Yami: weeeee, c'mon sexy bitch!*runs into girl#2 and starts stripping her then squeezes her nipples and fingers her*
Girl#2: ohhhhhh, do it more!!*starts screaming and moaning*
Girl#1: ohhhhhh, I cant take it, it just hurts too much!
Two hours later the two boys return to the game shop only to find grandpa sitting in a chair watching the news, which they happened to be on.
Grandpa: hi boys ^__^ where did you two go last night?
Ryou: shut the hell up old man!*shoots grandpa in head with dart gun he found in his pocket*
Grandpa: are you two on drugs?!?!?
Ryou: yup we most certainly are! ^__^ and you're dead bitch*pulls out .9mm caliber pistol and shoots Yami and grandpa in their heads* hahahaha now im the pharaoh bitch, heehee! *runs off to go do some more weird things while hes on dope* the end -
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Yami: well than maybe you should go get some drugs or sumthin, hehehe that's just a joke in case you cant tell *looks over to Ryou just in time to see him run out the door* what the hell!?!?!*walks out door and into domino square only to find Ryou talking with some guy in a dark ally*
Guy: you got the money?
Ryou: you got the stuff?, cuz I got the money.
Guy: here's the dope, now gimme the money.
Ryou: ooooo, its all white and powdery*takes bag full of dope and leaves*
Guy: hey where's my money bitch?!?!
Ryou: oh go fuck a monkey!
Guy: goddamnit, I got cheated out of drugs again!
Yami: hey Ryou can I have some?
Ryou: sure, here take a bag, now lets hurry up and get back to the game shop and take some of this shit!
Yami: well then lets hurry up, oh wait my grandpas home, we cant go there.
Ryou: sure we can, we just have to sneak in and be very quiet.
Yami: good idea!, lets go.
Ryou: ok be very quiet now*sneaks in back of game shop and runs up stairs quietly with Yami*
Ryou: lets see what this shit can do!*takes some dope and starts giggling*
Yami: whoa that even got Ryou laughing, damn this shit must be good*takes some dope and starts giggling*
Ryou: hey lets go rape some big boobed bitches!
Yami: yaaaaaa lets go!!*runs downstairs with Ryou followed closely behind*
Grandpa: hey you two I didn't know you were home, how long have you been here?
Yami: ummmm, this many minutes!*holds up middle fingers and starts giggling*
Ryou: hahahahahahahahaha, now lets go rape some bitches!!*runs out door with Yami following*
Girl#1: isn't it such a nice night?
Girl#2: you're right, and good thing there aren't stupid drugged up guys around to mess it up.
Ryou: here I come sexy bitch!!*runs strait into girl#1 and rips off her clothes in an instant*
Yami: weeeee, c'mon sexy bitch!*runs into girl#2 and starts stripping her then squeezes her nipples and fingers her*
Girl#2: ohhhhhh, do it more!!*starts screaming and moaning*
Girl#1: ohhhhhh, I cant take it, it just hurts too much!
Two hours later the two boys return to the game shop only to find grandpa sitting in a chair watching the news, which they happened to be on.
Grandpa: hi boys ^__^ where did you two go last night?
Ryou: shut the hell up old man!*shoots grandpa in head with dart gun he found in his pocket*
Grandpa: are you two on drugs?!?!?
Ryou: yup we most certainly are! ^__^ and you're dead bitch*pulls out .9mm caliber pistol and shoots Yami and grandpa in their heads* hahahaha now im the pharaoh bitch, heehee! *runs off to go do some more weird things while hes on dope* the end -
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