A/N: Oookay. This must be due to the chicken-salsa sandwich I had for lunch. I was *sure* there was something funny about it...
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The Universe according to Cait Sith
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I'm the kinda guy laughs at the funeral
Can't understand what I mean? Well ya soon will...
-one week
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In a universe somewhere there was a galaxy
In a galaxy somewhere there was a planet
On a planet somewhere there was a hero band
In a hero band somewhere there was a cat-
And in that magic cat there was a man
Who was still on that planet-
But not really with the hero band at all
But in his chair in his office in his workplace
Watching his little screen
Pressing his little buttons
On his little controller
Trying not to laughscreamcry
Because he was holding magic secrets
And watching magic secrets
And becoming magic secrets-
And so the man stopped trying to hide it
And laughedscreamedcried-
But only when no-one saw him do it
For they thought he was just doing his job
Watching his little screen
Pressing his little buttons
On his little controller
Not laughingscreamingcrying
Not holding magic secrets
Not watching magic secrets
Not becoming magic secrets-
Somewhere there was possibly a girlchild
Almost with the hero band-
But not really on the planet at all
But in her chair in her room in her house
Watching her little screen
Pressing her little buttons
On her little controller
Trying not to laughscreamcry
Because she was holding magic secrets
And watching magic secrets
And becoming magic secrets-
And so the girl stopped trying to hide it
And laughedscreamedcried-
But only on a nowhereeverywhere network
Because the others thought she was just playing a game
Watching her little screen
Pressing her little buttons
On her little controller
Not laughingscreamingcrying
Not holding magic secrets
Not watching magic secrets
Not becoming magic secrets-
Somewhere there is a reeve and a garnet
And they are laughingscreamingcrying because
They know the most highmagic secret
The universefateplanetliving secret which is this-
They themselves are the secret...
______________________
The Universe according to Cait Sith
______________________
I'm the kinda guy laughs at the funeral
Can't understand what I mean? Well ya soon will...
-one week
______________________
In a universe somewhere there was a galaxy
In a galaxy somewhere there was a planet
On a planet somewhere there was a hero band
In a hero band somewhere there was a cat-
And in that magic cat there was a man
Who was still on that planet-
But not really with the hero band at all
But in his chair in his office in his workplace
Watching his little screen
Pressing his little buttons
On his little controller
Trying not to laughscreamcry
Because he was holding magic secrets
And watching magic secrets
And becoming magic secrets-
And so the man stopped trying to hide it
And laughedscreamedcried-
But only when no-one saw him do it
For they thought he was just doing his job
Watching his little screen
Pressing his little buttons
On his little controller
Not laughingscreamingcrying
Not holding magic secrets
Not watching magic secrets
Not becoming magic secrets-
Somewhere there was possibly a girlchild
Almost with the hero band-
But not really on the planet at all
But in her chair in her room in her house
Watching her little screen
Pressing her little buttons
On her little controller
Trying not to laughscreamcry
Because she was holding magic secrets
And watching magic secrets
And becoming magic secrets-
And so the girl stopped trying to hide it
And laughedscreamedcried-
But only on a nowhereeverywhere network
Because the others thought she was just playing a game
Watching her little screen
Pressing her little buttons
On her little controller
Not laughingscreamingcrying
Not holding magic secrets
Not watching magic secrets
Not becoming magic secrets-
Somewhere there is a reeve and a garnet
And they are laughingscreamingcrying because
They know the most highmagic secret
The universefateplanetliving secret which is this-
They themselves are the secret...