News caster: Tonight on the channel 6 news a young boy at the age of about
15 is running around on a rampage through the city. He is demanding to see
the Kaiba brothers immediately. Police seem to think that he is on drugs.
Seto: Mokuba im going to see Ryou and see what he wants with me, I want you to stay here ok?
Mokuba: wait a minute Seto Ryou wants to see the Kaiba BROTHERS, not just you!
Seto: goddamnit Mokuba just shut the hell up and hurry down into the car!
Mokuba: oke doke bitch! ^__^*runs right in front of Seto and out the door of Kaiba corp. and into Seto's car*
Seto: geez that's one fast mother fucker*hops in car and sits down next to Mokuba*
Mokuba: to domino square driver!
Driver: mwahahaha, I have lured you both into my shitty trap!*starts driving crazily away from domino into the country*
Seto: what the fuck!, goddamnit!, who the hell are you?!?!?!
Driver: im Ryou fucking Bakura bitch!!*stops car in middle of street*
Seto and Mokuba: what in gods name do you want with us you filthy bastard?!?!
Ryou: your clothes, give them to me.
Mokuba and Seto: fuck no!
Ryou: give me your damn clothes or ill fucking shoot you!!*pulls out pistol again*
Seto: damn he's got us there, Mokuba take off your clothes and give them to him.*takes off clothes and gives them to Ryou, as does Mokuba*
Ryou: now get out of the car damnit!
Mokuba and Seto: why would you want us to do that?
Ryou:*giggles* because I have some special plans for you two, now get out there damnit!!
Mokuba: oh boy I love surprises!*Mokuba runs out of the car and into the woods only to find Yami's dead body along with grandpas dead body* this is our big surprise, this don't look so great, this is shit!
Seto: oh boy Yami's dead, now I can finally be the best duelist ever!
Ryou: not without your deck!*shows Seto his deck and finds a blue eyes* oh look at this nice shiny card, it would be a shame if I ripped it up wouldn't it?
Seto: nooooo that's my blue eyes!
Ryou: mwahahaha*rips card in half and pisses on it*
Seto: oh wait I still have two more, haha pussy bitch!!
Ryou: why in Ra's name would you have three of the same fucking shitty card!?!?!*finds other two and rips them in half and pisses on them too* haha who's the pussy bitch now?!?!
Seto: damnit I shouldn't have said I had two more, fuckin hell!!
Ryou: bye bye bitch!!*hops in car and drives back to game shop and finds Malik* your dirty deed is done bitch, now can we go rape some big boobed bitches?!?!
Malik: sure lets go, but first I have a question, what will the Kaiba brothers do in the middle of the country, rape bears?,*both start giggling* heehee, now lets go rape some big boobed bitches!!*both run out door and into park screaming we want whore we want whores, now!!!
Whore#1: you want sex or just some easy lovin?
Whore#2: ya witch one ya want?
Malik and Ryou: neither we want hardcore sex!*giggling again* heehee
Whores#1 and 2: oke doke bitches!
!!!@@!!! And the story stops there for now, but they really do like this dope shit
Ryou: fuck you damnit! I aint gunna take this shit from you ill friggin banish you to my moms ass!
Me: whoa there Ryou, calm down you've had too much dope!
Malik: im gunna go rape Mai now cya later.. go to hell Yami!
Ryou: ok then ill be going to rape tea, heehee I like tea she sexy.... oh and Seto blue eyes sucks and skull servant kicks ass bitch!!
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Seto: Mokuba im going to see Ryou and see what he wants with me, I want you to stay here ok?
Mokuba: wait a minute Seto Ryou wants to see the Kaiba BROTHERS, not just you!
Seto: goddamnit Mokuba just shut the hell up and hurry down into the car!
Mokuba: oke doke bitch! ^__^*runs right in front of Seto and out the door of Kaiba corp. and into Seto's car*
Seto: geez that's one fast mother fucker*hops in car and sits down next to Mokuba*
Mokuba: to domino square driver!
Driver: mwahahaha, I have lured you both into my shitty trap!*starts driving crazily away from domino into the country*
Seto: what the fuck!, goddamnit!, who the hell are you?!?!?!
Driver: im Ryou fucking Bakura bitch!!*stops car in middle of street*
Seto and Mokuba: what in gods name do you want with us you filthy bastard?!?!
Ryou: your clothes, give them to me.
Mokuba and Seto: fuck no!
Ryou: give me your damn clothes or ill fucking shoot you!!*pulls out pistol again*
Seto: damn he's got us there, Mokuba take off your clothes and give them to him.*takes off clothes and gives them to Ryou, as does Mokuba*
Ryou: now get out of the car damnit!
Mokuba and Seto: why would you want us to do that?
Ryou:*giggles* because I have some special plans for you two, now get out there damnit!!
Mokuba: oh boy I love surprises!*Mokuba runs out of the car and into the woods only to find Yami's dead body along with grandpas dead body* this is our big surprise, this don't look so great, this is shit!
Seto: oh boy Yami's dead, now I can finally be the best duelist ever!
Ryou: not without your deck!*shows Seto his deck and finds a blue eyes* oh look at this nice shiny card, it would be a shame if I ripped it up wouldn't it?
Seto: nooooo that's my blue eyes!
Ryou: mwahahaha*rips card in half and pisses on it*
Seto: oh wait I still have two more, haha pussy bitch!!
Ryou: why in Ra's name would you have three of the same fucking shitty card!?!?!*finds other two and rips them in half and pisses on them too* haha who's the pussy bitch now?!?!
Seto: damnit I shouldn't have said I had two more, fuckin hell!!
Ryou: bye bye bitch!!*hops in car and drives back to game shop and finds Malik* your dirty deed is done bitch, now can we go rape some big boobed bitches?!?!
Malik: sure lets go, but first I have a question, what will the Kaiba brothers do in the middle of the country, rape bears?,*both start giggling* heehee, now lets go rape some big boobed bitches!!*both run out door and into park screaming we want whore we want whores, now!!!
Whore#1: you want sex or just some easy lovin?
Whore#2: ya witch one ya want?
Malik and Ryou: neither we want hardcore sex!*giggling again* heehee
Whores#1 and 2: oke doke bitches!
!!!@@!!! And the story stops there for now, but they really do like this dope shit
Ryou: fuck you damnit! I aint gunna take this shit from you ill friggin banish you to my moms ass!
Me: whoa there Ryou, calm down you've had too much dope!
Malik: im gunna go rape Mai now cya later.. go to hell Yami!
Ryou: ok then ill be going to rape tea, heehee I like tea she sexy.... oh and Seto blue eyes sucks and skull servant kicks ass bitch!!
- the end -