Hi, peeps!!! This first song (sung By Merry) is actually John Michael Montgomery's song 'Sold, the Grundy County Auction Incident'



Gandalf: Welcome to the Fellowship of The Karaoke Bar!!! First up we have Meriadoc Brandybuck singing Sold! The Shire County Auction Incident.

Merry, wearing a cowboy hat and chaps, and holding a guitar steps up to the mike.

"Well, I went down to the Shire County Auction

I saw something I just had to have

My mind said to proceed with caution, but my heart said go ahead and make a bid on that

And I said, hey pretty hobbit won't you give me a sign

I'll do anything to make you mine all mine

I'd do your bidding and be at your beckon call

Never seen anyone looking so fine

Man, I gotta have her; she's one of a kind

I'm going one, going twice

I'm sold! To the hobbit in the second row

She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten I know

With her ruby red lips, blonde hair, blue eyes

And I'm about to bid my heart goodbye!

Well, the auctioneer was going bout a mile a minute

He was taking beats and calling them out loud

I guess I was really getting in it, cause I just shouted out above the crowd

I said hey pretty hobbit won't you give me a sign

I'd give anything to make you mine all mine

I'd do your bidding and be at your beckon call

Well, I never seen anyone looking so fine

Man, I gotta have her; she's one of a kind

I'm going one, going twice

I'm sold to the hobbit in the long black dress

She won my heart it was no contest

With her ruby red lips blonde hair blue eyes

And I'm bout to bid my hear goodbye

Well we found love on auction block and I hauled her heart away

Now we still love to laugh about the way we met that day

When I said, hey pretty hobbit won't you give me a sign

I'd do anything to make you mine all mine

I'll do your bidding and be at your beckon call

Well, I never seen anyone looking so fine

Man I gotta have her, she's one of a kind

I'm going once, going twice

I'm sold to the hobbit in the second row

She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten I know

With her ruby red lips, blonde hair, blue eyes

And I'm about to bid my heart goodbye!!!!!!!!!!!!!



A/N~ Well? Can't you just see Merry in that cowboy hat? So cute!!! Just a little note, most of the songs on here will be country songs! Ok?