This is an author note. This chapter is special. It is special because I did not have enough material for seven chapters but in order for this to be a true homage/parody/ripoff/sequal/expansion of Space Wizards, it needs seven chapters. So For this next chapter I have gone ahead and given you, the readers, the thing you wanted the most..

Space Wizards Lemon!

Please Enjoy

Space Wizards: Expanded Universe Written by mtacoluver

Wow, was that crazy experience at the theatre ever crazy, but I killed everyone and stopped them from watching a movie that they didn't disserve to see. To bad I had to kill Tinyla. Oh well. She had it coming.

"Hey, you killed my sister!" Said a voice.

I looked over to the sound and saw her.

It was Tinyla's Twin Sister.

"Huh? Oh, I am sorry, I didn't want to kill her, I really loved her."

"That's okay, I never liked her much. Why don't you come to my place?"

"Okay, that sounds good to me."

We get to her house, and she leads me to the bedroom.

"Oh god, I want you so much!"

"I want you to, what's your name?"

"My name is also Tinyla. Could you please scream it while we are fucking?"

"Oh god yes, my name is Owen Scottsworth."

"Mmmmmmmm please get on top of me!"

I jump on top of her and rip her clothes off.

Tinyla has large soft breasts and I squeeze them and they feel nice.

She tears my pants off and soon we are both naked on top of each other.

"Oh yes Owen Scottsworth, Please fuck me. I need you. Yes Owen Scottsworth from Space Wizards, please don't stop."

I slide MY space Wizard inside her and start to fuck her.

"Yes, you like that don't you, Tinyla? You like me, Owen Scottswroth of Space Wizards, fucking you don't you?"

"I love it, please don't stop, cum in me! Please I need it!"

"Oh you will get it, Bitch!"

But before I can fill her, there is a knock at the door.

Little Billy comes in.

"Hey little Billy from Space Wizards, I thought I killed you?"

"Nope I lived, can I join you?"

"Only if Tinyla says its okay."

"Sure! I love threesomes"

So we all get in the bed and sandwich Tinyla.

I, Owen Scottsworth, take her in the ass, while little Billy fucks her.

"Oh my god, yes, don't stop Little Billy or Owen Scottsworth from Space Wizards, please, YAOI! YAOI!!!! MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

The dirty slut was so loud, I fuck her harder.

Then I realized Little Billy stopped moaning.

I look down under Tinyla and see that Little Billy, after everything that has happened to him, has finally died. He died fucking!

So we pushed him off the bed and continued at it.

I licked Tinyla's entire body.

Then there was another knock at the door.

Oh my God!

Emily Watson!

"Hey you guys, I was just going down to the theatre to premiere my new movie "Space Wizards 2" when I saw everyone dead, so I followed the trail of blood here."

"Would you like to join us, Emily Watson, of punch-drunk love?"

"I would love to!"

She tears off her clothes slowly, I watch as first her blouse flies off then her skirt. Then her Bra and panties.

I see the actress Emily Watson standing naked in front of me.

"So where do you want me?"

"I want you to touch my breasts!" said Tinyla

"You got it, I hope you don't mind that I moan with a very British accent."

"That sounds great to me, Emily Watson"

So she climbs in and starts to have lesbian sex with Tinyla while I watch.

"Oh my god, I am English, listen to me talk, oh god, she is licking me all over. I am Emily Watson, Yes, don't stop, Please god, mmmmm Yes, I am so British sounding."

I am still in Tinyla's ass as she and Emily Watson go at it.

We role around in a big ball of sex.

Then Tinyla tells me, Owen Scottsworth from Space Wizards, to pleasure English Actress Emily Watson.

I push Tinyla off the bed and get inside Emily Watson.

She moans deeply with her English Accent.

Oh god yes, I am Emily Watson, yes please, give it to me! Yes! Yes!

I tell her to pretend to be the blind girl from Red Dragon.

She agrees.

"Oh god yes, I cant see you, because I am blind. But it feels so good. I want you to fill me up, because I am the blind girl from red dragon."

She turns me on so much and I go faster and faster.

Tinyla gets off the floor and jumps on top of me.

We are all in one big orgy of fun!

Then the door busts open.

It's the theatre manager!

"You fucking bastards ruined my theatre, you are all in big trouble."

"Oh yeah, well how about this."

I quickly pulled out of Emily Watson and pointed my Space Wizard at The supporter.

"How's this for Trouble"

I quickly fired all my contents onto him and he grabs at his face screaming in horror.

"Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!"

HE runs right into the wall and dies.

We all stare at him.

"I guess he couldn't take MY Space Wizard, eh?"

We all laugh hysterically. For I had a feeling this wouldn't be our last encounter.

It was only the beginning!

The End

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OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

So there ya go, that's the story. Now you can resume reading the real "Son of Space Wizards" which, although it is less perverse, it is just as stupid.

Please enjoy.

..To be Concluded.