An~ This song is Aaron Tippin's song 'Kiss This' I'm not going to change
much of it, only because I like the idea of Pip singing this song!
Gandalf: "Next up we have Peregrin Took. He will be singing 'Kiss this' and has dedicated it to...me"
Pippin walks on and, much to everyone's amusement; he's wearing a long white wedding dress. He starts to sing.
She was a hobbit on a mission
Here to drown him and forget him
So I set her up again to wash him down
She had just about succeeded
When that low-down, no good, cheatin
Good for nothin, came struttin through the crowd
Oh, he was layin it on so thick
He never missed a lick
Professing his never ending love
I never will forget
When she stood up and said
"I guess you think were just gonna kiss and make up, don'cha?"
That's when she said
Why don't kiss, kiss this
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips
Hey me and you
We're through
So there's only one thing left for you to do
You come on over here one last time
Pucker up and close your eyes
And kiss this good bye!
Well the next thing I recall
She had him back against the wall
Chewin him like a bulldog on a bone
She was putting him in his place
And I mean right up in his face
Draggin him down a list of done-me-wrongs
Well it was just about now that the crowd gathered 'round
They come to watch him pay for his every sin
She called him everything under the sun
And when we thought that she was done
She reared back and she let him have it again, man
She said, she said
Why don't kiss, kiss this?
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips
Hey me and you
Were through
So there's only on thing left for you to do
You just come on over here one last time
Pucker up and close your eyes
And kiss this goodbye
Why don't you kiss, kiss this
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips
Hey me and you (me and you)
Were through (were through)
So there's only one thing left for you to do
You just come on over here one last time
Pucker up and close your eyes
And kiss this good-bye
(See ya!)
A/N~ I love that song!!! Can't you just see Pippin singing it?
Gandalf: "Next up we have Peregrin Took. He will be singing 'Kiss this' and has dedicated it to...me"
Pippin walks on and, much to everyone's amusement; he's wearing a long white wedding dress. He starts to sing.
She was a hobbit on a mission
Here to drown him and forget him
So I set her up again to wash him down
She had just about succeeded
When that low-down, no good, cheatin
Good for nothin, came struttin through the crowd
Oh, he was layin it on so thick
He never missed a lick
Professing his never ending love
I never will forget
When she stood up and said
"I guess you think were just gonna kiss and make up, don'cha?"
That's when she said
Why don't kiss, kiss this
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips
Hey me and you
We're through
So there's only one thing left for you to do
You come on over here one last time
Pucker up and close your eyes
And kiss this good bye!
Well the next thing I recall
She had him back against the wall
Chewin him like a bulldog on a bone
She was putting him in his place
And I mean right up in his face
Draggin him down a list of done-me-wrongs
Well it was just about now that the crowd gathered 'round
They come to watch him pay for his every sin
She called him everything under the sun
And when we thought that she was done
She reared back and she let him have it again, man
She said, she said
Why don't kiss, kiss this?
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips
Hey me and you
Were through
So there's only on thing left for you to do
You just come on over here one last time
Pucker up and close your eyes
And kiss this goodbye
Why don't you kiss, kiss this
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips
Hey me and you (me and you)
Were through (were through)
So there's only one thing left for you to do
You just come on over here one last time
Pucker up and close your eyes
And kiss this good-bye
(See ya!)
A/N~ I love that song!!! Can't you just see Pippin singing it?