A/N~ This ones for Bilbo!!! He's singing to the ring, in case you don't notice! It's actually Tim McGraw's song "Refried Dreams"

Gandalf: "Next up we have Bilbo Baggins, singing "Refried Dreams" he dedicates this song to..the one ring. Right, sure. Take it away, Bilbo!"

Bilbo comes on, dressed in a Mexican poncho and a sombrero. He begins to sing.

The night of my birthday, before morning

I left with no warning

You were making me insane

Headed south of the Shire

With a load on my brain

I kept on going

Without knowing what your evil means

Now I'm messed up in Rivendell

Livin on refried dreams

I'm down here in Rivendell, sick as a dog

My head is poundin in this Elf town fog

I'm down to my last dime

And comin apart at the seams

Oh, I'm messed up in Rivendell

Livin on refried dreams

This picture ain't pretty

I'm ragged, but not dirty

Wondering what I'm doing here

Talking to Elrond, who wants to destroy ya, but I wish you were near

I'll recheck my memory, but I feel so empty

I've run out of self-esteem

I'm messed up in Rivendell

Livin on refried dreams

I'm down here in Rivendell

Sick as a dog

My heads poundin in this Elf town bog

Down to my last dime

And comin apart at the seams

Oh, I'm messed up in Rivendell

Livin on refries dreams

Messed up in Rivendell

Livin on refried dreams



A/N~ I love that song! When I was still bouncing this storee idea around in my head, I heard this song on the radio, and I thought 'That'd be perfect for Bilbo!' Do you think so too? I still need a song for Sam! What do you think?