By The Way.
Disclaimer: Everything here is not mine. 'By the Way' belongs to Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harry Potter belongs to J.K Rowling
A/N: This is Gilderoy Lockhart, after he has been sent to hospital after that Reversed Memory Charm.
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Standing in line
To see the show tonight
And there's a light on
Heavy glow
I didn't know what was I doing here. In this building called, what's that? Ah, yes. St Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and injuries. I really didn't know. Well, I didn't even know what my name was, until somebody told me that my name was Gilderoy Lockhart. Weird eh? That's it. It's really strange, people telling me things about myself and I don't even know anything.
By the way I tried to say
I'd be there
Waiting for
People walk around me talk to me and tell me things, like telling me to recall all the wonderful deeds I had done. What deeds?
Dani the girl
Is singing songs to me
Beneath the marquee
Overload
The nurse over here is always very nice. She uses a weird wooden stick, which I think it's an experimental healing rod, about ten inches long. She always says a codeword and then taps it on my head. Strange thing about it though, was that every time she did it, my mind would clear, and I would get a small recollection of something.
Steak knife... Card Shark... Con Job... Boot Cut
But the white fog would always come back. The white fog in my mind that seemed to prevent me from thinking properly and remembering who I was! It's so darn frustrating.
Skin that flick
She's such a little DJ
Get there quick
By street but not the freeway
Turn that trick
To make a little leeway
Beat that nic
But not the way that we play
It's all so confusing.. My head seems to want to explode. It's like trying to run through a concrete wall, only this time, it's a mental block. AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Dog Town... Blood Bath... Rib Cage... Soft Tail...
Hurting.Head.Hurts.want a doctor.not those old fools in those ridiculous robes! Get me a doctor, with the lab coat and stethoscope. I don't want those experimental healing rods near me! I just want plain old medicine!
Standing in line
To see the show tonight
And there's a light on
Heavy glow
By the way I tried to say
I'd be there
Waiting for
Wait.The pain has stopped.There's no more pain! Hooray! It must have been these dumb healing rods. They must be radioactive or something. And when I asked, you know what? They DARED to laugh! How could they? When we all know there's no such thing as magic!
Black Jack... Dope Dick... Pawn Shop... Quick Pick...
Oh no! It's them! They're here again! Those stupid housewives again! They just barged into this place like that? Haven't this place got any security? Uh oh...they just cornered me. Argh! No! Rotten tomatoes, banana skins and orange peels all thrown at me! No!
Kiss that Dyke
I know you want to hold one
Not on strike
But I'm about to bowl one
Bite that mic
I know you never stole one
Girls that like
A story so I told one
What did I do? They told me that I had tricked them. Tricked them with what? Tricked them with a fake story? What fake story? I DON'T KNOW WHATS GOING ON HERE!!! Somebody help me!
Song Bird... Main Line... Cash Back... Hard top...
Oh, thank goodness, some of the security's here. Hang on, they're using those healing rods...What are they doing? Healing them? Wait, this time they're using a different code word...Oh! Cords of rope just sprung out and caught those housewives...That proves my point about how untrustworthy those rods are, right? Phew! Guess I better go shower. I really stink.
Standing in line
To see the show tonight
And there's a light on
Heavy glow
The water spraying from the showerhead was cool and refreshing. Strange thing was, the minute I was undressed and ready, the shower automatically came on! Anyhow, they had this nice smelling soap that washed everything- from smells to stains-away! I wish this kind of soap were out in the market. I don't remember it being out...Oh, yeah, because I can't remember anything at all.
By the way I tried to say
I'd be there...
Waiting for
While wiping myself dry, I heard the nurse that was attending to me call. She was saying something about some visitors wanting to see me and see if I was doing well. I gave her an okay, and then clothed myself before I went out.
Dani the girl
Is singing songs to me
Beneath the marquee
Oversold
By the way I tried to say
I knew you
From before
The minute I stepped out, my head began hurting again. It hurt a lot more this time. But the white fog was starting to clear! I looked up and at once, the white fog vanished. That boy in front of me...that red-haired boy...with the freckles and all. "RONALD WEASLEY! YOU CAUSED ME TO LOSE MY MEMORY!" I screamed and leapt at his throat with my outstretched hands.
Standing in line
To see the show tonight
And there's a light on
Heavy glow
By the way I tried to say
I'd be there
Waiting for...
As I leapt towards him, while my hands wrapped around his throat, I heard the security guards nearby shout out a code word. It sounded like stupid fly. Whatever. Ronald Weasley would die this time. Just as my hands started to squeeze, two hot and painful blasts connected with my back and my world went black, save for that whitish fog which slowly descended upon my mind again.
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A/N: Aha. Finally we are done. Finale! Now for your reviews, criticism and flames! Thank you. Oh, and for the last time, could someone tell me how to change fonts, italics, etc so that it can show on the darned upload?
Disclaimer: Everything here is not mine. 'By the Way' belongs to Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harry Potter belongs to J.K Rowling
A/N: This is Gilderoy Lockhart, after he has been sent to hospital after that Reversed Memory Charm.
============================================================================ ==============================================
Standing in line
To see the show tonight
And there's a light on
Heavy glow
I didn't know what was I doing here. In this building called, what's that? Ah, yes. St Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and injuries. I really didn't know. Well, I didn't even know what my name was, until somebody told me that my name was Gilderoy Lockhart. Weird eh? That's it. It's really strange, people telling me things about myself and I don't even know anything.
By the way I tried to say
I'd be there
Waiting for
People walk around me talk to me and tell me things, like telling me to recall all the wonderful deeds I had done. What deeds?
Dani the girl
Is singing songs to me
Beneath the marquee
Overload
The nurse over here is always very nice. She uses a weird wooden stick, which I think it's an experimental healing rod, about ten inches long. She always says a codeword and then taps it on my head. Strange thing about it though, was that every time she did it, my mind would clear, and I would get a small recollection of something.
Steak knife... Card Shark... Con Job... Boot Cut
But the white fog would always come back. The white fog in my mind that seemed to prevent me from thinking properly and remembering who I was! It's so darn frustrating.
Skin that flick
She's such a little DJ
Get there quick
By street but not the freeway
Turn that trick
To make a little leeway
Beat that nic
But not the way that we play
It's all so confusing.. My head seems to want to explode. It's like trying to run through a concrete wall, only this time, it's a mental block. AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Dog Town... Blood Bath... Rib Cage... Soft Tail...
Hurting.Head.Hurts.want a doctor.not those old fools in those ridiculous robes! Get me a doctor, with the lab coat and stethoscope. I don't want those experimental healing rods near me! I just want plain old medicine!
Standing in line
To see the show tonight
And there's a light on
Heavy glow
By the way I tried to say
I'd be there
Waiting for
Wait.The pain has stopped.There's no more pain! Hooray! It must have been these dumb healing rods. They must be radioactive or something. And when I asked, you know what? They DARED to laugh! How could they? When we all know there's no such thing as magic!
Black Jack... Dope Dick... Pawn Shop... Quick Pick...
Oh no! It's them! They're here again! Those stupid housewives again! They just barged into this place like that? Haven't this place got any security? Uh oh...they just cornered me. Argh! No! Rotten tomatoes, banana skins and orange peels all thrown at me! No!
Kiss that Dyke
I know you want to hold one
Not on strike
But I'm about to bowl one
Bite that mic
I know you never stole one
Girls that like
A story so I told one
What did I do? They told me that I had tricked them. Tricked them with what? Tricked them with a fake story? What fake story? I DON'T KNOW WHATS GOING ON HERE!!! Somebody help me!
Song Bird... Main Line... Cash Back... Hard top...
Oh, thank goodness, some of the security's here. Hang on, they're using those healing rods...What are they doing? Healing them? Wait, this time they're using a different code word...Oh! Cords of rope just sprung out and caught those housewives...That proves my point about how untrustworthy those rods are, right? Phew! Guess I better go shower. I really stink.
Standing in line
To see the show tonight
And there's a light on
Heavy glow
The water spraying from the showerhead was cool and refreshing. Strange thing was, the minute I was undressed and ready, the shower automatically came on! Anyhow, they had this nice smelling soap that washed everything- from smells to stains-away! I wish this kind of soap were out in the market. I don't remember it being out...Oh, yeah, because I can't remember anything at all.
By the way I tried to say
I'd be there...
Waiting for
While wiping myself dry, I heard the nurse that was attending to me call. She was saying something about some visitors wanting to see me and see if I was doing well. I gave her an okay, and then clothed myself before I went out.
Dani the girl
Is singing songs to me
Beneath the marquee
Oversold
By the way I tried to say
I knew you
From before
The minute I stepped out, my head began hurting again. It hurt a lot more this time. But the white fog was starting to clear! I looked up and at once, the white fog vanished. That boy in front of me...that red-haired boy...with the freckles and all. "RONALD WEASLEY! YOU CAUSED ME TO LOSE MY MEMORY!" I screamed and leapt at his throat with my outstretched hands.
Standing in line
To see the show tonight
And there's a light on
Heavy glow
By the way I tried to say
I'd be there
Waiting for...
As I leapt towards him, while my hands wrapped around his throat, I heard the security guards nearby shout out a code word. It sounded like stupid fly. Whatever. Ronald Weasley would die this time. Just as my hands started to squeeze, two hot and painful blasts connected with my back and my world went black, save for that whitish fog which slowly descended upon my mind again.
============================================================================ ==============================================
A/N: Aha. Finally we are done. Finale! Now for your reviews, criticism and flames! Thank you. Oh, and for the last time, could someone tell me how to change fonts, italics, etc so that it can show on the darned upload?
