A/N~ I finally have a song for Sam! YES!!! It just came to me while I was in the shower...sorry, that was an over-share. The song's by Steve Miller and its called "The Joker"

Gandalf: "Samwise Gamgee!!! You're next!"

Sam runs on and say's "This is for Rosie, and um, Frodo." Then he starts to sing.



Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah

Some call me the gangster of love

Some people call me Maurice

Cause I speak of the pompitous of love



People keep talkin' 'bout me, baby

Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong

Well, don't you worry baby

Don't worry

Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home

Cause I'm a picker

I'm a grinner

I'm a lover

And I'm a sinner

I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker

I'm a smoker

I'm a midnight toker

I get my lovin' on the run

Wooo Wooooo

You're the cutest thing

That I ever did see

I really love your peaches

Want to shake your tree

Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time

Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good time

Cause I'm a picker

I'm a grinner

I'm a lover

And I'm a sinner

I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker

I'm a smoker

I'm a midnight toker

I sure don't want to hurt no one

Wooo Woooo

People keep talking about me baby

They say I'm doin' you wrong

Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry mama

Cause I'm right here at home

You're the cutest thing I ever did see

Really love your peaches want to shake your tree

Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time

Come on baby and I'll show you a good time

Cause I'm a picker

I'm a grinner

I'm a lover

And I'm a sinner

I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker

I'm a smoker

I'm a midnight toker

I get my lovin' on the run

A/N~ I know this isn't very in character with Sam, but who gives a flying flip? Most of you probably don't know this song, because, unlike me, your parents aren't 70's music freaks. Besides, my dad used to sing this with his band when I was little.