"All I Want To Do Right Now (Gollum!)"
((sing to the tune of 'all i want for xmas is my 2 front teeth'.)

Every stops and stares at meee
I no longer have invisibilityyy
And I know just who to blame for this catastropheee
So my one wish & goal in life is as plain as it can beee!

All I want to do right now is kill Frodo!
And get the Ring, YES!
And get the Ring!
Gee, if I could kill Frodo and get the Ring,
Then I could cackle very evily!

I'll lead him deep into Mordor
I'll lead him to a trap, I will be treach'rus!
Gosh oh gee, how happy I will be
When I regain my Precious! (SSS!)

All I want to do right now is get it back!
To get it back, YES!
My Precious back!
Gee, if only get my Precious back,
Then I could cackle very evily!

((Sauron breaks in:))
I want the Ring back just as much
So I'll make you a deal you little dead-beat
Get the Ring and bring it back to me
In return you'll get some fish meat! (MMM!)

All you need to do for me is get the Ring!
Is get the Ring, YES!
Is get the Ring!
Gee, if you could find a way to get the Ring,
Then I could take over the WO-RLD!!

((Gollum shoves Sauron away from the mike, "Get your own song!" Sauron walks off huffily. Gollum clears his throat:))
I'll get the Ring just for myself
I'll go and get the Ring for little Smeagol
Killing Frodo will be even more fun
Then I had killing Deagol! (HAH!)

All I'm gunna do right now is kill Frodo!
Is kill Frodo, YES!
And get the Ring!
Gee, if I can manage to do all these things,
Then I will cackle VERY EVILY!!!! (BWAH HAH HAAAAA!!!!)