A/N~ Elrond, my man! It's your turn! This song is by The Offspring, you know it as 'Fly For a white guy.'

Gandalf: Mr. Elrond! Time for you at the mike. Ladies and Gentlemen, Elrond, singing 'Fly For an Elf guy!'

Elrond comes on dressed in baggie jeans and a ripped tee-shirt. Off stage Arwen faints of embarrassment. Elrond starts to sing.

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh!

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a Elf guy.

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

You know it's kind of hard just to get along today.

I know I'm not cool but I fakes it anyway.

I may not have a clue, and I may not have style,

But everything I lacks, well I makes up in denial.

So don't debate, play it straight.

You know he really doesn't get it anyway.

Gotta play the field, and keep it real.

For you no way, for you no way.

So if you don't rate, just overcompensate,

At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.

The world needs wannabes,

So hey, hey do that brand new thing.

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh!

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a Elf guy).

I needs some cool tunes, not just any will suffice,

But they didn't have Ice Cube so I bought Vanilla Ice.

Now cruising in my Pinto I sees homies as he pass,

But if I looks twice they're gonna kick my lily ass.

So don't debate, play it straight.

You know he really doesn't get it anyway.

Gotta play the field, and keep it real.

For you no way, for you no way.

So if you don't rate, just overcompensate,

At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.

The world loves wannabes,

So hey, hey do that brand new thing.

Now I'm getting a tattoo, yeah, I'm gettin' ink done. I asked for a "13" but they drew a "31." Friends say I trying too hard and I'm not quite hip, But in my own mind, I'm the, I'm the dopest trip.

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh!

uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

So don't debate, play it straight.

You know he really doesn't get it anyway.

Gotta play the field, and keep it real.

For you no way, for you no way.

So if you don't rate, just overcompensate,

At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.

The world needs wannabes-a,

The world loves wannabes-a.

Let's get some more wannabes.

And hey, hey do that brand new thing!

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a Elf guy).

A/N~ Uh, right Elrond. Review!