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DON'T OWN GUNDAM WING!
Shellie: Bob, you have the honors:
Bob: *random cheering in background* Eh-em, *switches to announcer voice* will the owner of the white sedan please remove his car from the football field? License plate number: 376 NT2. Thank you. *bows and leaves*
Shellie: *raises one eyebrow* So anyway.
Bob: *returns* Okay, now I've got the right paper! There's another world inside of me, that you may never see.
Shellie: NO!! THAT'S THE LYRICS TO "WHEN I'M GONE"! I asked for a SUMMERY, not 3 doors down! Gerr.
Bob: *nervous**muttering to self* please don't let her fire me again, please don't let her fire me again *reads* Okay. The authoress is currently under the influence of a very disturbing day at school, the fact that all the snow is melting, and mint chocolate ice cream. Please be aware that this story contains swearing, and strange subject matter. You have been warned. The story is about how Duo takes over the world. I think that about covers it. *sets down paper and leaves*
Shellie: THANK YOU, THERE IS A HIGHER POWER! *begins to type actual story*
How Duo took over the World
It was a bright, warm day in December, and the sun shone down beautifully from the heavens. What a totally innocent day.
Not.
The sun sent its blind-evading rays into the bedroom of one Duo Maxwell at precisely 7:50 am. They illuminated a very cute teenage boy tangled in a web of covers, and the only thing visible was face and braid. He moved the covers in front of his face, (inadvertently moving his leg at the same time) to hide from tasks that lay ahead. Until he remembered the one and only thing he was supposed to do today: Practical jokes. Minus the practical.
This and only this brought Duo Maxwell into the world of the living.
Okay and maybe the thought of breakfast.
After showering, the now half-awake braided boy bounced down the steps into the kitchen, where delicious chocolate-chip pancakes awaited him. Which were slowly being devoured by the other four pilots.
"HIYAH BUDDY!!*" He said cheerfully, slapping Wufei hard on the back, causing him to spit out his milk.
"Maxwell," he sputtered, wiping his mouth with a napkin supplied by Quatre, "every single morning you come downstairs and cause me to spit out my milk."
"Yup." Duo said shortly, grabbing a plate and sitting down.
"Can I ask you something?"
"I duno, can you?" Heero rolled his eyes at this routine conversation. Every morning was like this.
Wufei sighed. "WHY??"
"Cuz."
"Cuz why?"
"Cuz," Duo repeated, getting slightly irritated now that his plate was loaded with pancakes and syrup.
"'Cuz' is not an answer, WHY?"
"Fine. BE-cuz." He shoved food into his mouth, while Wufei slowly grew more fed up. Trowa pretended to drop his fork and ducked under the table. Just like every other morning, Heero observed.
"Why do I even bother??" He rolled his eyes skyward and returned to his breakfast. This is where the similarity ended.
~~~5 mins later~~~
"Hey where are the girls?"
"Skiing, snowboarding, whatever it is they do with those inane pieces of fiberglass," Trowa said blankly.
"It's not 'inane', it's fun." Heero said out of the blue. Even he looked a little surprised that he had uttered that one word.
"Hmm. Skiing on no snow, interesting concept.." Quatre said to no one. The distraction: Wufei screaming obscenities at the TV. Seems he can't figure out how to order Pay-per-view. How sad.
"Like so buddy," Duo grabbed the remote from him. "What are you trying to watch?"
"'Panic Room'."
"Ooh, the one with Jodie Foster?? Mmmhmmmm. I approve. Now, it's very very simple. Just scroll down to the movie, and click.. Err." The TV was now displaying the one message that every teenager fears most: (sides 'no subscription') RESTRICTED! Enter four-digit Parental Control code.
"Really now?" Wufei eyed him with overbearing ego as Duo tried about 40 different number combinations. "Not so hot are we?"
"Quiet mortal. I can figure this out. There's only about, 10,000 different codes." The collective groan was heard a mile and a half away, by a lone deer with Nike sneakers slung over its shoulders. (Don't ask)
"So now what?" The Perfect Soldier asked.
"Um, we watch a different movie?"
"GOOD BOY! Remind me to give him a treat, okay Quatre? GOOD TROWA, GOOD BOY!" He choose to ignore Duo's praise and thought of a different movie.
"How about 'The Time Machine'?" Backing out of the screen-from-hell, the Shinegami clicked on the PG-13 movie. And the screen came up again.
"I. Don't. Under. Stand." Duo muttered through gritted teeth, eye twitching in rage.
"GIVE ME THAT! You're not doing it right," Heero snatched the remote from Duo and tried again. And again and again and again, this time picking 'Monster's Inc' and a PG movie. "THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT TV CLICKER!!" In a fit of rage, he threw the remote at the TV screen, resulting in the colors being inverted.
"Anger management." Trowa said quietly, cutting through the odd noises from the half-broken set. Heero turned around slowly, sizing the banged-boy up. "Bring it on, wuss-boy."
"Oh it's brung, freak, its brung." Trowa stood up to his full height, towering over a suddenly smaller Heero. They stood there, glaring, for a full 5 mins, until Heero finally blinked. Which sent Trowa into a fit of uncontrolled laughter at the look on the Japanese boys' face.
"DAMN YOU, DAMNYOUDAMNYOUDAMNYOUDAMNYOUDAMNYOU!!"
"Okay, we get the point. LIKE SHUT UP ALREADY!" Wufei said irritably.
"Rawr. Fix the TV Quatre."
"Why me?" The blond Arabian boy spoke from his place in the couch: buried under mountains of pillows.
"I SAID fix the damn TV Quatre. FIX IT! FIX IT NOW!!" Quatre looked around nervously.
"Um, I think I'm stuck."
"OH FOR-"
"-THE LOVE OF PETE!" Kairi said loudly, cutting Heero off.
"I thought you were over him??" Trowa looked up sharply at this news.
"When did I say that?" The girls, namely Noin, Kairi, Relena, Hilde and Sally Po stood in the refurbished family room, dripping snow from there ski's/snowboards.
"About 2 weeks ago I think." Sally held a finger to her cheek thoughtfully.
"I was just saying that you know cuz I was all pissed off at him for like that whole lunch-room incident."
"Riiiiight," the girls said collectively, dissolving into giggles.
"WHO THE FUCK IS PETE??"
"Pete is, Pete is, well, Pete's kind of hard to explain."
"WELL YOU'D BETTER COME UP WITH SOMETHING BECAUSE.." An enraged Trowa did his best to tower over Kairi, which was futile because they were the same height.
"You see, Pete is a rabid elf who plays the Pillsbury Dough Boy on TV, his alter ego is David Letterman and he resembles Heero Yuy."
"You made that up didn't you?"
"Yes-" Trowa slowly turned towards Heero.
"You're Pete aren't you? AREN'T YOU??" Heero gave him the most confused look ever. "I KNEW IT!!" Trowa ran off into his room and slammed the door. A moment of silence followed.
"Right. So anyway," Hilde continued. The girls wandered off into the kitchen to discuss girl things, while Quatre attempted to make peace with Trowa, Heero and Wufei went off to teach Heero sword fighting. And Duo was left all by his lonesome.
"How does this always happen? Better go get my list of Things to Do when No One is Around." Returning with his list, the always-prepared Shinegami sat down on the couch to read:
Duo Maxwell's' List of Things to Do when No One is Around
1) Abolish sliced bread*.
2) See how many things you can burn without anyone noticing.
3) Find all of the old Easter eggs. Take necessary precautions.
4) Find that damned deer with Duo's Nike's!
5) Take over the world and make Red: go Yellow: stop Green: slow down without telling anybody. Then fine people randomly for running lights.
Duo mentally ran over the list so far. 'Abolishing sliced bread, too much work. Burn things? Been there, done that. Find old Easter eggs? Done. That damned deer! Impossible. Take over world? Simple enough..'
And so the mayhem began.
Shellie: Hey so you like so far?
Kate: No.
Shellie: *evil glare*
ChibiDuo: HYPERHYPERHYPER! *bouncing off wall with each 'hyper'*
Shellie: HEHEHE.ain't he cute?
Nicole: *handcuffed and chained to wall* No. someone get one of those invisible fence collars!
Bob: So where's my money?
Kate: Everyone hates you.
ChibiDuo: HYPERHYPERHYPER!
Nicole: DOG COLLAR, NOW!
Dad: UNLOAD THE DISHWASHER, PRONTO!
Mom: CLEAN YOUR ROOM AND CHIPS CAGE! Did you do your homework yet?? YOU'LL FLUNK 9TH GRADE IF YOU DON'T!!
Dog: WOOF WOOF WOOFFFFFFF!!
Shellie: AHHHHHH MAKE IT STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP WAAAAAAAAAH!! *runs into room and watches Simpson's*
*Inside jokes.
Shellie: Please review. It will make my life so much saner.
Kate: Your string snapped in the middle of the concert and EVERYONE heard it! GO BUY MORE STRINGS!! Only 44 bucks a piece, and you only need 4!!
Shellie: *sniff* Don't worry, there's more to come to this story. -.^
Shellie: Bob, you have the honors:
Bob: *random cheering in background* Eh-em, *switches to announcer voice* will the owner of the white sedan please remove his car from the football field? License plate number: 376 NT2. Thank you. *bows and leaves*
Shellie: *raises one eyebrow* So anyway.
Bob: *returns* Okay, now I've got the right paper! There's another world inside of me, that you may never see.
Shellie: NO!! THAT'S THE LYRICS TO "WHEN I'M GONE"! I asked for a SUMMERY, not 3 doors down! Gerr.
Bob: *nervous**muttering to self* please don't let her fire me again, please don't let her fire me again *reads* Okay. The authoress is currently under the influence of a very disturbing day at school, the fact that all the snow is melting, and mint chocolate ice cream. Please be aware that this story contains swearing, and strange subject matter. You have been warned. The story is about how Duo takes over the world. I think that about covers it. *sets down paper and leaves*
Shellie: THANK YOU, THERE IS A HIGHER POWER! *begins to type actual story*
How Duo took over the World
It was a bright, warm day in December, and the sun shone down beautifully from the heavens. What a totally innocent day.
Not.
The sun sent its blind-evading rays into the bedroom of one Duo Maxwell at precisely 7:50 am. They illuminated a very cute teenage boy tangled in a web of covers, and the only thing visible was face and braid. He moved the covers in front of his face, (inadvertently moving his leg at the same time) to hide from tasks that lay ahead. Until he remembered the one and only thing he was supposed to do today: Practical jokes. Minus the practical.
This and only this brought Duo Maxwell into the world of the living.
Okay and maybe the thought of breakfast.
After showering, the now half-awake braided boy bounced down the steps into the kitchen, where delicious chocolate-chip pancakes awaited him. Which were slowly being devoured by the other four pilots.
"HIYAH BUDDY!!*" He said cheerfully, slapping Wufei hard on the back, causing him to spit out his milk.
"Maxwell," he sputtered, wiping his mouth with a napkin supplied by Quatre, "every single morning you come downstairs and cause me to spit out my milk."
"Yup." Duo said shortly, grabbing a plate and sitting down.
"Can I ask you something?"
"I duno, can you?" Heero rolled his eyes at this routine conversation. Every morning was like this.
Wufei sighed. "WHY??"
"Cuz."
"Cuz why?"
"Cuz," Duo repeated, getting slightly irritated now that his plate was loaded with pancakes and syrup.
"'Cuz' is not an answer, WHY?"
"Fine. BE-cuz." He shoved food into his mouth, while Wufei slowly grew more fed up. Trowa pretended to drop his fork and ducked under the table. Just like every other morning, Heero observed.
"Why do I even bother??" He rolled his eyes skyward and returned to his breakfast. This is where the similarity ended.
~~~5 mins later~~~
"Hey where are the girls?"
"Skiing, snowboarding, whatever it is they do with those inane pieces of fiberglass," Trowa said blankly.
"It's not 'inane', it's fun." Heero said out of the blue. Even he looked a little surprised that he had uttered that one word.
"Hmm. Skiing on no snow, interesting concept.." Quatre said to no one. The distraction: Wufei screaming obscenities at the TV. Seems he can't figure out how to order Pay-per-view. How sad.
"Like so buddy," Duo grabbed the remote from him. "What are you trying to watch?"
"'Panic Room'."
"Ooh, the one with Jodie Foster?? Mmmhmmmm. I approve. Now, it's very very simple. Just scroll down to the movie, and click.. Err." The TV was now displaying the one message that every teenager fears most: (sides 'no subscription') RESTRICTED! Enter four-digit Parental Control code.
"Really now?" Wufei eyed him with overbearing ego as Duo tried about 40 different number combinations. "Not so hot are we?"
"Quiet mortal. I can figure this out. There's only about, 10,000 different codes." The collective groan was heard a mile and a half away, by a lone deer with Nike sneakers slung over its shoulders. (Don't ask)
"So now what?" The Perfect Soldier asked.
"Um, we watch a different movie?"
"GOOD BOY! Remind me to give him a treat, okay Quatre? GOOD TROWA, GOOD BOY!" He choose to ignore Duo's praise and thought of a different movie.
"How about 'The Time Machine'?" Backing out of the screen-from-hell, the Shinegami clicked on the PG-13 movie. And the screen came up again.
"I. Don't. Under. Stand." Duo muttered through gritted teeth, eye twitching in rage.
"GIVE ME THAT! You're not doing it right," Heero snatched the remote from Duo and tried again. And again and again and again, this time picking 'Monster's Inc' and a PG movie. "THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT TV CLICKER!!" In a fit of rage, he threw the remote at the TV screen, resulting in the colors being inverted.
"Anger management." Trowa said quietly, cutting through the odd noises from the half-broken set. Heero turned around slowly, sizing the banged-boy up. "Bring it on, wuss-boy."
"Oh it's brung, freak, its brung." Trowa stood up to his full height, towering over a suddenly smaller Heero. They stood there, glaring, for a full 5 mins, until Heero finally blinked. Which sent Trowa into a fit of uncontrolled laughter at the look on the Japanese boys' face.
"DAMN YOU, DAMNYOUDAMNYOUDAMNYOUDAMNYOUDAMNYOU!!"
"Okay, we get the point. LIKE SHUT UP ALREADY!" Wufei said irritably.
"Rawr. Fix the TV Quatre."
"Why me?" The blond Arabian boy spoke from his place in the couch: buried under mountains of pillows.
"I SAID fix the damn TV Quatre. FIX IT! FIX IT NOW!!" Quatre looked around nervously.
"Um, I think I'm stuck."
"OH FOR-"
"-THE LOVE OF PETE!" Kairi said loudly, cutting Heero off.
"I thought you were over him??" Trowa looked up sharply at this news.
"When did I say that?" The girls, namely Noin, Kairi, Relena, Hilde and Sally Po stood in the refurbished family room, dripping snow from there ski's/snowboards.
"About 2 weeks ago I think." Sally held a finger to her cheek thoughtfully.
"I was just saying that you know cuz I was all pissed off at him for like that whole lunch-room incident."
"Riiiiight," the girls said collectively, dissolving into giggles.
"WHO THE FUCK IS PETE??"
"Pete is, Pete is, well, Pete's kind of hard to explain."
"WELL YOU'D BETTER COME UP WITH SOMETHING BECAUSE.." An enraged Trowa did his best to tower over Kairi, which was futile because they were the same height.
"You see, Pete is a rabid elf who plays the Pillsbury Dough Boy on TV, his alter ego is David Letterman and he resembles Heero Yuy."
"You made that up didn't you?"
"Yes-" Trowa slowly turned towards Heero.
"You're Pete aren't you? AREN'T YOU??" Heero gave him the most confused look ever. "I KNEW IT!!" Trowa ran off into his room and slammed the door. A moment of silence followed.
"Right. So anyway," Hilde continued. The girls wandered off into the kitchen to discuss girl things, while Quatre attempted to make peace with Trowa, Heero and Wufei went off to teach Heero sword fighting. And Duo was left all by his lonesome.
"How does this always happen? Better go get my list of Things to Do when No One is Around." Returning with his list, the always-prepared Shinegami sat down on the couch to read:
Duo Maxwell's' List of Things to Do when No One is Around
1) Abolish sliced bread*.
2) See how many things you can burn without anyone noticing.
3) Find all of the old Easter eggs. Take necessary precautions.
4) Find that damned deer with Duo's Nike's!
5) Take over the world and make Red: go Yellow: stop Green: slow down without telling anybody. Then fine people randomly for running lights.
Duo mentally ran over the list so far. 'Abolishing sliced bread, too much work. Burn things? Been there, done that. Find old Easter eggs? Done. That damned deer! Impossible. Take over world? Simple enough..'
And so the mayhem began.
Shellie: Hey so you like so far?
Kate: No.
Shellie: *evil glare*
ChibiDuo: HYPERHYPERHYPER! *bouncing off wall with each 'hyper'*
Shellie: HEHEHE.ain't he cute?
Nicole: *handcuffed and chained to wall* No. someone get one of those invisible fence collars!
Bob: So where's my money?
Kate: Everyone hates you.
ChibiDuo: HYPERHYPERHYPER!
Nicole: DOG COLLAR, NOW!
Dad: UNLOAD THE DISHWASHER, PRONTO!
Mom: CLEAN YOUR ROOM AND CHIPS CAGE! Did you do your homework yet?? YOU'LL FLUNK 9TH GRADE IF YOU DON'T!!
Dog: WOOF WOOF WOOFFFFFFF!!
Shellie: AHHHHHH MAKE IT STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP WAAAAAAAAAH!! *runs into room and watches Simpson's*
*Inside jokes.
Shellie: Please review. It will make my life so much saner.
Kate: Your string snapped in the middle of the concert and EVERYONE heard it! GO BUY MORE STRINGS!! Only 44 bucks a piece, and you only need 4!!
Shellie: *sniff* Don't worry, there's more to come to this story. -.^