Ranma 1/2 & Noen Genesis Evangelion
Angel's Thesis
... means that the specking is in the person's mind to the other person
Chapter 1
Ranma slowly woke up to a strange feeling. he was walking and talking but he wasn't doing it. Shit! What the Hell happened?! he shouted and the voice that was talking stoped, as did the walking.
Suddenly, a voice sounded in his mind. "Who are you and why are you in my body?" It was a youthful, girl's voice and it sounded pissed but underneth the anger, he could feel her fear.
My name is Ranma Satoume and i have no idea. One minute i'm standing next to the river, and the next Akane and I disapper because of this golden bubble or something. Who are you and do you know what's going on? Ranma asked as calmly as he could.
"Asuka Langly Soryu and i have no clue as to what happened. a gold bubble hit my and Shinji on the way to school and now you're inside me, and this is really pissing me off! i don't want someone else inside of me!" she shouted outloud. She and Shinji were currently standing on a deserted sidewalk halfway to school.
"What?" Shinji asked softly and Asuka blushed. "You're hearing someone talking in your head?"
"Ummm, no! of couse not!" she said quickly and Ranma muttered in her head, Yeah, right. then what were we just doing a minute ago?
"Ohh, all right. It's just that since that bubble hit us, i've been hearing this girls voice in my head. She said her name was Akane Tendo." Shinji said as he continued his walk to school.
"Did you say Akane?" Asuka demanded.
"Yeah. Why?"
"Because he said that he and Akane where hit by that gold ball and disappered." she said before she could stop herself.
"So Ranma must be in your body." Shinji said softly. Though he sounded calm, it was obviouse that he was scared half-way out of his mind from his eyes. Before ether of them could say anything else, a sprinkler went off in the yard they were standing next to. Aksuka and Shinji disappered to be replace by Ranma and Akane.
Ranma blushed as he relised that he was still a male dispite the cold water but he was dressed in the same outfit that Asuka had been wearing, A blue school dress with a white blouse. "Oh my God. I don't belive this." he muttered as he pulled the skirt down a little bit.
"Pervert." Akane said as she smashed him into the ground with her mallet.
"What did you do that for?! It's not my fault that i changed into a guy in the same cloths that Asuka was wearing!" he yelled as he clutched at his head.
"Well, i wouldn't be surprised if you had planned it this way." Akane said harshly as she turned her back on him.
"Will you at least switch outfits with me? i promis i won't look as you change but i just can't be seen like this." he said as he draged her into an alley where they could switch cloths.
Dispite her feelings about striping infront of him, she had to agree that he couldn't go around in a dress. "All right. Turn around for a minute." she said slowly and he hurriedly turned around. The exchange of clothes was done quickly with only one slip when she turned around to give him the pants and shirt and she saw him naked as he refused to wear Asuka's panty's. she spun back around fast enough without him relising that she had seen anything but she was desterbed by two things. the first was the fact that his sculpted body was frankly emensly arousing and the second was his back and legs were criss-crossed with various scars.
Ranma, unaware of her conflicting feeling, quickly dressed in the slightly to small clothes and turned around to see her almost completely dressed. he spun around, blushing untill she was done.
You like her, don't you? Asuka asked suddenly. She had been silant since the change had happened, partly from shock at not being able to control her now male body.
The question surprised him enough to make him jump at the suddenness of it. "I do not!" he said out loud and blushed as he relised that he had said it out loud and now Akane was staring at him with caused him to blush even more. "Asuka." he said in explanation.
"I have a question. Where are we? This doesn't look like Nerima." Akane said suddenly.
"Yeah and the cars and stuff look a lot more advanced than anything I've ever seen before." Ranme added as he too looked around.
Where are you two from? Shinji asked Akane and she spoke out loud for the girl in Ranma.
"We are from Nerima, Japan and it was 1998 the last time I looked."
Well this is Tokyo 3 and the year is 2013. Askua and Shinji explained to Ranma and Akane respectively then went on to tell them about second impact and what they did.
Why don't we go back home and figure out what we are going to tell Misato and everyone else about what just happened. Shinji said and Akane relayed the message to Ranma who nodded and said that Asuka agreed but they shouldn't tell anyone yet.
"Let's discuss that on the way." Akane said and they quickly headed towards the apartment, following the directions Shinji told Akane.
"...so we are going to not tell Misato or any one else and try to keep this from everyone." Ranma said as he opened the door to the apartment with the keys he found in the pocket on Shinji's pants that he was wearing.
"Yeah and let's just hope that they don't find out about us." akane said as she sat down at the table and put her head in her hands.
Umm, Akane, can i have my body back now? Shinji asked softly in her head.
"But let me change unless you want to end up in a skirt like Ranma did." she said out loud gaining a surprise look on Ranma's face. I really need to remember to think when i'm talking to you instead of out loud. she said quietly in her mind.
Twenty minutes later, Asuka and Shinji were both back in control of their bodies and both dressed in the matching outfits they used during their syncronization exersizes for that angel that split into two. they figure that if the change did occure then Akane and ranma wouldn't look to weird in these outfits like they would in Asuka and Shinji's school outfits.
"So what do we tell Misato when she gets home later?" Shinji asked as they sat down at the table.
"I don't know. it seems like it would be a good idea to keep Ranma and Akane a secret for now but this is going to be hard on all four of us, but now we're going to be careful about what we're doing so we don't get splashed." Asuka said slowly.
I need to tell both of you something Asuka. Ranma said after Asuka finished talking.
Ok. she tought and quickly went over to the sink and splashed some water on herself.
Ranma sat back down at the table and started to explain, seeing Shinji's confused expression. "Back in our time, i was cursed to turn into a girl when splashed with cold water so i have some experences in this matter. Come to think of it, that is probable where part of this mess comes from but anyway, I realy need both you and Asuka to listen to me which is why i'm back in control for the moment. Guys, you won't be able to go swiming any more. For the past two years, ever since I was cursed, I've had to wear a girls bathing suit."
"What?!" Shinji and Asuka couresed in horror.
"Yeah. It sucks, but I've learned to live with it. And don't even think it Akane." he said as closed his eyes for a moment.
"Think what?" they chroused again.
"That i'm a pervert because I change sexs." Ranma said at the same time as Akane said That he's a pervert.
Why does she think that you're a pervert? Asuka asked curiousely.
"It all started when i first started went to live at the Tendo's because of the arranged marriage thing that our fathers came up with before we were even born. I showed up as a girl because it was raining so every one thought there had been some mistake and I was really a girl. Any way, i was in the bath and she walked in on me and found out the hard way that I was a buy. Ever since then she has insisted that I was a pervert and the fact that i have a ton a girls after me that want to marry me, basicaly because of Pop, again, hasn't helped things very much. They all ways get into fights over who I would take out and which one I love more despite the fact that I keep telling them that I don't want to marry anyone and I just like them as friends. Akane always takes these things the wrong way and I end up getting hit over the horizon by her mallet." he explained to a stunned Shinji and Asuka.
"Your life sounds very strange." Shinji finaly said after a moment of stunned silence.
"Yeah, well I got used to it. But what I'm going to miss is all the fights I got into with Kuno, Moose, Ryoga and various other guys for one thing or another." Ranma said wistfully.
"Why?" Asuka and Shinji asked.
"Because they kept me in top shape like workouts just can't do." Ranma said. Before he could elaborate futher, the door opened and Misato walked in.
"Oh, hi. Shinji. Whose your friend and why is he wearing Asuka's outfit?" she asked as she put her purse down on the table.
"Ummm, this is my new friend Ranma Sataome." Shinji stuttered.
Ranma and Asuka held a quick conversation with each other which ended with Ranma going over to the sink and switch back to Asuka to the shock of Akane, Shinji, and most importantly, Misato.
"Wha..wha..wha..wha.." she stuttered as Asuka calmly sat down across from Shinji.
"Misato. We need to talk." she said to the stunned woman who sank down into the last chair at the table.
Over the next Two hours, asuka and Shinji took turns explaining Ranma to Misato but said nothing about Akane, figuring that it would be better if both of them weren't subjected to the tests that were sure to come.
"...and that's everything." Asuka said as she sat back in her chair.
Misato was silant for a long moment before sighing. "Well i guess i should get you to the geofront and have Ristico run some test on you."
"Do we have to go right now?" Asuka whinned. "I want to watch my shows."
"I don't care. I need to talk to the Commander right away and see if this will affect your pioleting of Eva-02."
"It better not or a sertian martial atrs is going to be a dead one." Asuka said ominously.
This is not my fault. It's that girl's. She's the one that cast the spell or what ever it was. Ranma snapped angerily.
"What girl would that be?" Asuka asked out loud gaining the attenchen of the others at the table.
The weird one that was floating in the air just before the bubble hit us. It happened right after I made the wish that I could not be curse to turn into a girl and that I was somewhere where I could help. Ranma said softly. Just before I heard her sneeze, I thought i could hear chanting.
You'd better tell the others this. Asuka said privetly to Ranma before dumping her iced tea over her head.
Ranma sighed before recounting his theore about how this had happened. At the end, Shinji got a pained expression on his face and covered his ears in a fuital atempt to block out that sound of Akane screaming in his ears. Suddenly, he grabed his iced tea and dumped it over his head.
Akane emerged and lunged across the table at Ranma and wrapped her fists around the collar of the shirt he was wearing and started shaking him. "You mean to tell me that I now have to share a body with a boy because of a wish that you made? Ranma, I'm going to kill you!" she screamed at him as he hung limply in her grasp.
"It's not my fault!"
"Yes it was! you wished that you could be somewhere else ans not cursed to turn into a girl but the girl that granted the ish screwed up so it was your fault." Akane shouted as she materialized her mallot and smashed him out the window.
"Oh my God, Asuka!" Misato finally gathered he wits together as she saw the boy that was the other form of Asuka fly out of the remains of the window. "Are you insane?! We're on the sixth floor!" she shouted as she rushed to the balcony to look at the remains of her charge. But to her surprise, she saw Ranma Land on a branch to a tree that was next to the building and, using it as a spring board, launch himself back up the the balacony.
"Would you stop doing that you uncute tomboy?" he demanded as he landed in front of the two women.
Akane just turned her back on him. Misato, however, was stunned. "how did you do that?" she stuttered.
"Do what?" Ranma asked confused.
"Fall off the building and then jump back up from that tree limb, that's what I mean!" she yelled.
"Of, that. I've been doing things like that for years." Ranma said simily.
"Why?"
"Because I've been training to be the best martial artist in the world since I was five years old. I've challanged the best in the world and beat them so something like falling only six stories wouldn't bother me." Ranma said as he came back into the house through the broken window.
"I guess I'll have to get that fixed." Misato said as she and Akane followed ranma in.
"To bad Nabiki isn't here. She could probably get it fixed for almost nothing." Ranma said as he headed over to the sink to let Asuka take over again. Though she hadn't said anything since he had taken over again, he had the feeling that she wanted her body back.
"I'm going to miss her and everyone else." Akane said as she sat down at the table again and put her head in her arms.
"Yeah but i guess we have to just make do without them." Ranma said softly just before he dumped the warm water from the fauct over his head. Askuka headed into her room to change out of her wet clothes after giving Akane a sympathetic glance that was totaly unlike her. "We can talk if you want to." she called over shoulder as she disappered into her room.
"Can I talk to Shinji?" Misato asked Akane who nodded decetedly as she thought about her family. After getting some water from the sink, Shinji sat back down while mopping his head and shoulders with a hand towel that he had gotten from a drawer.
"So what did you want to talk about?" he asked as he calmly pushed his hair out of his eyes.
"Well, we're going to have to tell your father as soon as possiable and the others at Nerv." misato said as gentlely as she could, but he still stiffend and got a hopeless look on his face.
'I hate my father.' he thought to himself, forgetting that Akane could hear his thoughts.
Why do you hate your father? she asked softly.
He abandon me after my mother died and he cares nothing about me. The only reason we even see or talk to each other is because only I can piolet Eva-01. Without the Eva, I'm nothing to him or any one else. he told her in their joint mind. he quicly showed her their first meeting when he first got to Nerv.
What an Ass!
Yeah well, I've gotten used to it and can ignore it most of the time. Outloud he said "I'll be ready toleave in five minutes." then turned and went into his room, closing the door softly behind him.
Angel's Thesis
... means that the specking is in the person's mind to the other person
Chapter 1
Ranma slowly woke up to a strange feeling. he was walking and talking but he wasn't doing it. Shit! What the Hell happened?! he shouted and the voice that was talking stoped, as did the walking.
Suddenly, a voice sounded in his mind. "Who are you and why are you in my body?" It was a youthful, girl's voice and it sounded pissed but underneth the anger, he could feel her fear.
My name is Ranma Satoume and i have no idea. One minute i'm standing next to the river, and the next Akane and I disapper because of this golden bubble or something. Who are you and do you know what's going on? Ranma asked as calmly as he could.
"Asuka Langly Soryu and i have no clue as to what happened. a gold bubble hit my and Shinji on the way to school and now you're inside me, and this is really pissing me off! i don't want someone else inside of me!" she shouted outloud. She and Shinji were currently standing on a deserted sidewalk halfway to school.
"What?" Shinji asked softly and Asuka blushed. "You're hearing someone talking in your head?"
"Ummm, no! of couse not!" she said quickly and Ranma muttered in her head, Yeah, right. then what were we just doing a minute ago?
"Ohh, all right. It's just that since that bubble hit us, i've been hearing this girls voice in my head. She said her name was Akane Tendo." Shinji said as he continued his walk to school.
"Did you say Akane?" Asuka demanded.
"Yeah. Why?"
"Because he said that he and Akane where hit by that gold ball and disappered." she said before she could stop herself.
"So Ranma must be in your body." Shinji said softly. Though he sounded calm, it was obviouse that he was scared half-way out of his mind from his eyes. Before ether of them could say anything else, a sprinkler went off in the yard they were standing next to. Aksuka and Shinji disappered to be replace by Ranma and Akane.
Ranma blushed as he relised that he was still a male dispite the cold water but he was dressed in the same outfit that Asuka had been wearing, A blue school dress with a white blouse. "Oh my God. I don't belive this." he muttered as he pulled the skirt down a little bit.
"Pervert." Akane said as she smashed him into the ground with her mallet.
"What did you do that for?! It's not my fault that i changed into a guy in the same cloths that Asuka was wearing!" he yelled as he clutched at his head.
"Well, i wouldn't be surprised if you had planned it this way." Akane said harshly as she turned her back on him.
"Will you at least switch outfits with me? i promis i won't look as you change but i just can't be seen like this." he said as he draged her into an alley where they could switch cloths.
Dispite her feelings about striping infront of him, she had to agree that he couldn't go around in a dress. "All right. Turn around for a minute." she said slowly and he hurriedly turned around. The exchange of clothes was done quickly with only one slip when she turned around to give him the pants and shirt and she saw him naked as he refused to wear Asuka's panty's. she spun back around fast enough without him relising that she had seen anything but she was desterbed by two things. the first was the fact that his sculpted body was frankly emensly arousing and the second was his back and legs were criss-crossed with various scars.
Ranma, unaware of her conflicting feeling, quickly dressed in the slightly to small clothes and turned around to see her almost completely dressed. he spun around, blushing untill she was done.
You like her, don't you? Asuka asked suddenly. She had been silant since the change had happened, partly from shock at not being able to control her now male body.
The question surprised him enough to make him jump at the suddenness of it. "I do not!" he said out loud and blushed as he relised that he had said it out loud and now Akane was staring at him with caused him to blush even more. "Asuka." he said in explanation.
"I have a question. Where are we? This doesn't look like Nerima." Akane said suddenly.
"Yeah and the cars and stuff look a lot more advanced than anything I've ever seen before." Ranme added as he too looked around.
Where are you two from? Shinji asked Akane and she spoke out loud for the girl in Ranma.
"We are from Nerima, Japan and it was 1998 the last time I looked."
Well this is Tokyo 3 and the year is 2013. Askua and Shinji explained to Ranma and Akane respectively then went on to tell them about second impact and what they did.
Why don't we go back home and figure out what we are going to tell Misato and everyone else about what just happened. Shinji said and Akane relayed the message to Ranma who nodded and said that Asuka agreed but they shouldn't tell anyone yet.
"Let's discuss that on the way." Akane said and they quickly headed towards the apartment, following the directions Shinji told Akane.
"...so we are going to not tell Misato or any one else and try to keep this from everyone." Ranma said as he opened the door to the apartment with the keys he found in the pocket on Shinji's pants that he was wearing.
"Yeah and let's just hope that they don't find out about us." akane said as she sat down at the table and put her head in her hands.
Umm, Akane, can i have my body back now? Shinji asked softly in her head.
"But let me change unless you want to end up in a skirt like Ranma did." she said out loud gaining a surprise look on Ranma's face. I really need to remember to think when i'm talking to you instead of out loud. she said quietly in her mind.
Twenty minutes later, Asuka and Shinji were both back in control of their bodies and both dressed in the matching outfits they used during their syncronization exersizes for that angel that split into two. they figure that if the change did occure then Akane and ranma wouldn't look to weird in these outfits like they would in Asuka and Shinji's school outfits.
"So what do we tell Misato when she gets home later?" Shinji asked as they sat down at the table.
"I don't know. it seems like it would be a good idea to keep Ranma and Akane a secret for now but this is going to be hard on all four of us, but now we're going to be careful about what we're doing so we don't get splashed." Asuka said slowly.
I need to tell both of you something Asuka. Ranma said after Asuka finished talking.
Ok. she tought and quickly went over to the sink and splashed some water on herself.
Ranma sat back down at the table and started to explain, seeing Shinji's confused expression. "Back in our time, i was cursed to turn into a girl when splashed with cold water so i have some experences in this matter. Come to think of it, that is probable where part of this mess comes from but anyway, I realy need both you and Asuka to listen to me which is why i'm back in control for the moment. Guys, you won't be able to go swiming any more. For the past two years, ever since I was cursed, I've had to wear a girls bathing suit."
"What?!" Shinji and Asuka couresed in horror.
"Yeah. It sucks, but I've learned to live with it. And don't even think it Akane." he said as closed his eyes for a moment.
"Think what?" they chroused again.
"That i'm a pervert because I change sexs." Ranma said at the same time as Akane said That he's a pervert.
Why does she think that you're a pervert? Asuka asked curiousely.
"It all started when i first started went to live at the Tendo's because of the arranged marriage thing that our fathers came up with before we were even born. I showed up as a girl because it was raining so every one thought there had been some mistake and I was really a girl. Any way, i was in the bath and she walked in on me and found out the hard way that I was a buy. Ever since then she has insisted that I was a pervert and the fact that i have a ton a girls after me that want to marry me, basicaly because of Pop, again, hasn't helped things very much. They all ways get into fights over who I would take out and which one I love more despite the fact that I keep telling them that I don't want to marry anyone and I just like them as friends. Akane always takes these things the wrong way and I end up getting hit over the horizon by her mallet." he explained to a stunned Shinji and Asuka.
"Your life sounds very strange." Shinji finaly said after a moment of stunned silence.
"Yeah, well I got used to it. But what I'm going to miss is all the fights I got into with Kuno, Moose, Ryoga and various other guys for one thing or another." Ranma said wistfully.
"Why?" Asuka and Shinji asked.
"Because they kept me in top shape like workouts just can't do." Ranma said. Before he could elaborate futher, the door opened and Misato walked in.
"Oh, hi. Shinji. Whose your friend and why is he wearing Asuka's outfit?" she asked as she put her purse down on the table.
"Ummm, this is my new friend Ranma Sataome." Shinji stuttered.
Ranma and Asuka held a quick conversation with each other which ended with Ranma going over to the sink and switch back to Asuka to the shock of Akane, Shinji, and most importantly, Misato.
"Wha..wha..wha..wha.." she stuttered as Asuka calmly sat down across from Shinji.
"Misato. We need to talk." she said to the stunned woman who sank down into the last chair at the table.
Over the next Two hours, asuka and Shinji took turns explaining Ranma to Misato but said nothing about Akane, figuring that it would be better if both of them weren't subjected to the tests that were sure to come.
"...and that's everything." Asuka said as she sat back in her chair.
Misato was silant for a long moment before sighing. "Well i guess i should get you to the geofront and have Ristico run some test on you."
"Do we have to go right now?" Asuka whinned. "I want to watch my shows."
"I don't care. I need to talk to the Commander right away and see if this will affect your pioleting of Eva-02."
"It better not or a sertian martial atrs is going to be a dead one." Asuka said ominously.
This is not my fault. It's that girl's. She's the one that cast the spell or what ever it was. Ranma snapped angerily.
"What girl would that be?" Asuka asked out loud gaining the attenchen of the others at the table.
The weird one that was floating in the air just before the bubble hit us. It happened right after I made the wish that I could not be curse to turn into a girl and that I was somewhere where I could help. Ranma said softly. Just before I heard her sneeze, I thought i could hear chanting.
You'd better tell the others this. Asuka said privetly to Ranma before dumping her iced tea over her head.
Ranma sighed before recounting his theore about how this had happened. At the end, Shinji got a pained expression on his face and covered his ears in a fuital atempt to block out that sound of Akane screaming in his ears. Suddenly, he grabed his iced tea and dumped it over his head.
Akane emerged and lunged across the table at Ranma and wrapped her fists around the collar of the shirt he was wearing and started shaking him. "You mean to tell me that I now have to share a body with a boy because of a wish that you made? Ranma, I'm going to kill you!" she screamed at him as he hung limply in her grasp.
"It's not my fault!"
"Yes it was! you wished that you could be somewhere else ans not cursed to turn into a girl but the girl that granted the ish screwed up so it was your fault." Akane shouted as she materialized her mallot and smashed him out the window.
"Oh my God, Asuka!" Misato finally gathered he wits together as she saw the boy that was the other form of Asuka fly out of the remains of the window. "Are you insane?! We're on the sixth floor!" she shouted as she rushed to the balcony to look at the remains of her charge. But to her surprise, she saw Ranma Land on a branch to a tree that was next to the building and, using it as a spring board, launch himself back up the the balacony.
"Would you stop doing that you uncute tomboy?" he demanded as he landed in front of the two women.
Akane just turned her back on him. Misato, however, was stunned. "how did you do that?" she stuttered.
"Do what?" Ranma asked confused.
"Fall off the building and then jump back up from that tree limb, that's what I mean!" she yelled.
"Of, that. I've been doing things like that for years." Ranma said simily.
"Why?"
"Because I've been training to be the best martial artist in the world since I was five years old. I've challanged the best in the world and beat them so something like falling only six stories wouldn't bother me." Ranma said as he came back into the house through the broken window.
"I guess I'll have to get that fixed." Misato said as she and Akane followed ranma in.
"To bad Nabiki isn't here. She could probably get it fixed for almost nothing." Ranma said as he headed over to the sink to let Asuka take over again. Though she hadn't said anything since he had taken over again, he had the feeling that she wanted her body back.
"I'm going to miss her and everyone else." Akane said as she sat down at the table again and put her head in her arms.
"Yeah but i guess we have to just make do without them." Ranma said softly just before he dumped the warm water from the fauct over his head. Askuka headed into her room to change out of her wet clothes after giving Akane a sympathetic glance that was totaly unlike her. "We can talk if you want to." she called over shoulder as she disappered into her room.
"Can I talk to Shinji?" Misato asked Akane who nodded decetedly as she thought about her family. After getting some water from the sink, Shinji sat back down while mopping his head and shoulders with a hand towel that he had gotten from a drawer.
"So what did you want to talk about?" he asked as he calmly pushed his hair out of his eyes.
"Well, we're going to have to tell your father as soon as possiable and the others at Nerv." misato said as gentlely as she could, but he still stiffend and got a hopeless look on his face.
'I hate my father.' he thought to himself, forgetting that Akane could hear his thoughts.
Why do you hate your father? she asked softly.
He abandon me after my mother died and he cares nothing about me. The only reason we even see or talk to each other is because only I can piolet Eva-01. Without the Eva, I'm nothing to him or any one else. he told her in their joint mind. he quicly showed her their first meeting when he first got to Nerv.
What an Ass!
Yeah well, I've gotten used to it and can ignore it most of the time. Outloud he said "I'll be ready toleave in five minutes." then turned and went into his room, closing the door softly behind him.