A/N~ It's Aragorn's turn!!!!! This song is by Steve Goodman (no relation to John)

Gandalf: Aragorn, get your country bunkin, I-never-wanna-shower-again butay out here! NOW!!!!

Aragorn runs out in a totally weird outfit and starts to sing.

It was all that I could do

to keep from cryin'

sometimes it seems so useless to remain

You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'

You never even call me by my name.

You don't have to call me Aragorn

And you don't have to tell me I'm your pride

You don't have to call me Strider

Even though your on my fightin' side.

And I'll hang around as long as you will let me

And I never minded standin' in the rain.

You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'

You never even call me by my name.

I've heard my name a few times in your little book

I've seen it on signs where I've laid

But the only time I know, I'll hear you call me

Is when Jesus has his final judgement day.

Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison.

And I went to pick her up in the rain.

But, before I could get to the station on my pony

She got runned over by a damned old train.

So I'll hang around as long as you will let me

And I never minded standin' in the rain. No,

You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'

You never even call me, I wonder why you don't call me

Why don't you ever call me by my name.

A/N~ Ok, so I know they didn't have trains in Middle Earth, but that's the best verse of the song. I couldn't just leave it out!!!