Yo. I am back. BWAH HAHA. Okay no more. Can't wait until x-miss..gonna
die.neway. Lots more story to this. Why? Because my parents are upstairs
hiding from my insanely loud punk Christmas songs that I'm randomly
downloading.
Bob: She does not own Gundam Wing, but she did get all her Gundam Wing mangas back from her friend.
ChibiDuo: Bored. So Very Bored. *hunts for x-miss candy* Oh yeah. Please read and review. Or just review.
Nicole: SEND INVISIBLE FENCE SYSTEM ASAP!
I retyped this because I didn't have time to reread it like I usually do before I upload, which is why it sucked before. Thanks to all those who review!! &-.^&-me and my damned curly hair
How Duo took over the World: Part 2
The Shinigami took out another piece of paper and a pen and began making a list of supplies. After scribbling out "Quatre Raberba Winner" at the top in black pen.
List of Supplies:
1. Really cool car.
2. Weapons. Lots of weapons.
3. Relena. *shudder*
'The second one's easy: Heero had enough weapons to take over 3 worlds. But finding them would be a bit of a challenge.a really cool car? Quatre had 20. He wouldn't miss one.or three.or seventy. However, getting Relena to cooperate.hmmm. she was mega important and mega bitchy. Damn her. Why do all of my evil schemes involve that whore? Ah well, time to think.' Grabbing the clicker, Duo flipped channels randomly. Finally, it landed on Cartoon Network, home of the only anime shows in America. (I have 800 channels, I'm pretty sure it's the only one) 'Ooh G Gundam.KICK HIS ASS DOMON!!' Slipping off into his 'plotting mode', Duo began to formulate the beginnings of the biggest cue in history.
Standing up suddenly, Duo began to put his magnificent plan into action.
~~~At Relena's Pink Palace(barf)~~~
Duo stood at the entrance to the mansion, pondering if boredom was really worth all this.
Of course, if his plan worked he'd never be bored again.
Making up his mind, the Shinigami entered the great hall. Ignoring the butler, he skipped up the stairs to the source of the screeching. The overgrown flamingo could be found yelling at one of her staff members, apparently because her sandwich was 'cold'.
"HI RELENA!" The puffy pink pacifist spun and stared.
"What is it Duo?" She said through gritted teeth, resisting the urge to throw the stupid sandwich at him.
"Everybody's off doing somefink." he faked a sad face. "and I'm REALLY BORED. Would you play a game with me?" Chibi eyes.
Her initial reaction was: NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!! Of course, she then remembered what sorts of things Duo would do on his own. Not good. Heero would kill her, not to mention the havoc reeked on the world. Oh, if only she knew..if only she knew.
"For the sake of the Earth Sphere, yes I will play ONE GAME with you. One and only ONE!" Cursing under her breath, Relena followed the happy little maniac into the next room, leaving the servant to clean up the objects that had been thrown at him.
"Hey Duo, maybe not this room. It's full of REALLY EXPENSIVE computers.." The last thing she needed was a bunch of expensive consoles ruined. 'Even though I could just empty out that pool of dimes I have.'
"Nope. This rooms' perfect! C'mon!" He pulled her, reluctantly, over to one of the consoles.
"Okay here's the rules:" He held up one finger (no not that one!) and began listing.
"1) Duo is always right.
2) If Duo is wrong, refer to rule number 1.
3) These rules are not meant to be broken." Now finished booting, the computer gave a happy squeak and opened to the desktop.
Relena stared at him in dismay. She feared for her safety as he leaned over the keyboard. He opened Microsoft Word v4.76435(yes I suppose they might be around in the future*ponders*) and inserted a disk. 'Always be prepared, I shoulda been a boy scout.' A large document popped up. Her eyes widened at the size of the font.
"What is this? And can't you make the font bigger? What kind of game is this? Duo? ANSWER MY QUESTION! Fine be that way, but I can't read anything!" She took the pen he handed her.
"That's the point." he muttered. Clicking the print button, he watched the high-speed printer. As each page came off, he handed it to her, pointed to where she needed to sign and placed in a neat pile.
"NANI??" She practically screamed after the 20th page.
"Patience my dear queen, patience."
~~~3 hours later~~~
"Okay done." He placed the last page (the 75th) on top of the pile and stapled it.
"That's it?"
"Yup."
"Really?"
"Nope," he said, spying one she'd missed.
"Damn." Her eye twitched uncontrollably at this news.
"Just sign here.." He pointed at the dotted line.
"DUO ARE WE DONE YET???" Relena pulled on her (insert nice adjective here I can't bring myself to do it) hair out of frustration.
"Just one more line.. And THERE! Now we're done." He grinned widely. Feeling the need to scream, she ran out of the room, failing to notice the last line she had signed.
"Wow that was almost too easy." He picked up the phone.
~~~Another damned time lapse. Stay with me here~~~
Meanwhile, in the kitchen the girls were having a karaoke contest. A very loud, drunken karaoke contest.
lyrics
I'm my second drink
But I had a few before
"YEAH YOU DID!" Hilde raised her bottle up to Noin, who was currently dancing on the counter and trying to sing.
I'm trying hard to think
And I think that I want you on the floor
"GO GET 'EM NOIN!" At this point, Kairi left in search of a video camera..'Blackmail footage, MWAH HAHA!'
Uh-huh, yeah on the floor
C'mon and take it off
You better take it off baby for me
C'mon and brake me off
Cuz I get what I want and I like what I see
You got a 1, 2, 3
Stop staring at my D cup
And Kairi returned, remembering that she didn't own one, just as Sally threw a ski pole to Noin as a microphone.
Don't waste time just give it to me
C'mon baby just fill me up
C'mon just fill me up
C'mon and take it off
You better take it off baby for me
C'mon and brake me off
Cuz I get what I want and I like what I see
"Hey, where's Duo? He HAS to see this! He'd die of laughter!"
"Duo? I dunno, I didn't see him. Hic-cup."
"I still don't see how you can get drunk off of Mountain Dew."
"It's an art stupid. HAHAHAHAHA.whoot.whoot."
Forget the application
You're the rocker for the test
Let me take you on vacation
Just do it you don't have to ask
C'mon and take it off
You better take it off baby for me
C'mon and brake me off
Cuz I get what I want and I like what I see
Take it off
Take it off baby for me
Take it off
Take it off baby for me
"THANK YOU, HAHA, THANK YOU BERRY LUNCH!" Noin jumped off into the *crowd* of three, attempting crowd surfing. And anyone who's ever been to a rock concert knows: IT TAKES MORE THAN 3 PEOPLE. *snicker* The tangled mess of girls, hair, and spilled beer slowly dispersed into a conga line. Who knows why.
"TROWAAAAAA DON'T YOU DAAAAAAAREEEEEE! *thud* owwwwwwwww." The procession stopped at Quatre rained down from the heavens, punishing all those who had had too much.
"Hey Quatre? Some people would greatly appreciate it if you removed your elbow from my BOOB!! THANKS A BUNCH OF GRAPES!"
"Sorry Kairi.uhh..yeah. What are you guys doing?" They collectively shrugged. Quatre just rolled his eyes at the mess in the kitchen.
"Right."
"Hi." Trowa mysteriously appeared, pulled Kairi out from the wreckage and slung her over his shoulder. "Let's go to the movies, Miss-first-parental- controls-then-cheating-now-drunk-stupid! I'm thinking, 8 Mile."
"YAYYYYYYY!" The collective cheer of Hilde, Noin and Sally had nothing against Kairi's dinner-plate eyes. They all piled into the car (after collecting Heero and a sweaty Wufei from the yard) and drove out. Big car.
~~~Somewhere in New York City~~~
He rechecked his hair in the mirror. Not one strand must be out of place, the media would have a field day. Not something he needed at his first press conference. He turned at the sound of a knock.
"Sir?" A shock of red hair and closed eyes peaked in.
"Yeah I'm decent." The attendant opened his eyes and bowed. He held up five fingers and motioned for him to follow him. "Lock and load," he muttered to himself.
Peeking out of a window, he could see the crowds of reporters, cameramen/women, and general spectators intermingled with various politicians. Almost half were speaking into large microphones, or holding pieces to their eyes. The attendant tapped him lightly on the shoulder to bring him back. Clearing his throat, he stepped out into the light.
"Hello everyone, and welcome to New York! I'd just like to say this, as new ruler of the Earth Sphere, SCHOOL HAS BEEN CANCELLED!" At least ten interns stood up and screamed before their boss dragged them back down. "Uhh, yeah, so, go out and get drunk everyone!!" He raised a bottle of Coors and walked off stage. 'I love being a menace to the population, but this is on a much bigger scale. I should use bigger words to confuse them.' He sent the attendant off to find a dictionary and took a big swig.
"Um sir?" A young girl with brown hair walked up to him.
"Yeah?" He bent down to face her.
"Why'd you take my grand-daddy's job?" Duo suddenly recognized the child.
"Cuz I can, but don't worry I'll give it back. Oh and don't drink and drive!" He winked and walked away.
"Daddy?" The former President of the Earth Sphere Unified Nation turned to his granddaughter. "Where do you keep the car keys?"
He messed up her hair playfully and began to walk away. "That's not important, hon. What's important is that you don't listen to that bastard over there."
"I HEARD THAT YOU WASHED UP SONAFOBITCH!" The former President of the Earth Sphere Unified Nation (damn that's long) looked down at his daughter in astonishment at her next words:
"OOOH MY GRANDPA'S A WASHED UP SONAFOBITCH I'M GONNA TELL GRANDMA!!" She ran off shrieking gleefully. Duo just smirked to himself and flew to Time's Square to see how many people could get traffic tickets in five mins.
~~~At a red light~~~
*siren*
"What's that?"
"Airplane," Sally answered gleefully, pressing her face against the glass. Trowa just rolled his eyes and focused on the light.
"Remind me again why we're here?" Wufei turned to Heero.
"Because we want to see 8 Mile and be unbored."
"Is that a word?"
"Probably not." They returned to staring at the girls, who were blatantly trying to fix their hair in the reflections off the windows.
A very thick sounding man came on the radio: "THIS JUST IN, APPARENTLY RELENA PEACECRAFT HAS TURNED THE WORLD OVER TO DUO MAXWELL!! WHO HAS RECENTLY CHANGED SOME OF THE TRAFFIC LAWS!! WE ARE STILL WORKING ON THIS BREAKING STORY, STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFO!" Everyone had frozen at the name 'Duo Maxwell', and was slowly letting out a breath. They collectively turned towards Heero (yes even Trowa who was driving).
"Give me a phone. We've got to stop this NOW!" Wufei slapped his flip-phone into his hand (think T-Mobile Commercial). The siren grew louder, and cars were trying to get out of the way.
"Trowa. try driving?"
"What?" Kairi, climbing over the seat, slammed her foot on the gas, sending them skyrocketing into the intersection.
"KAIIIIIIRIIIIIIII!"
"KAIIIIIRIIIIII!! Oh. I knew that. I sooo knew that."
"GET YOUR FOOT OFF THE GAS!"
"Fine. There? Happy."
"And I thought Duo was bad when he was drunk.." Heero said slowly, tightening his seatbelt in preparation for a repeat experiment.
"And you know what the worst part is," Trowa said, after getting the SUV under control. "she's not even drunk. She's just hyper." As if on cue, she dissolved into giggles.
"Quatre you can wake up now. QUATRE!" Noin shook an unconscious Quatre until he fell out of the seat.
"OMG, YOU KILLED QUATRE!" Kairi grinned crookedly and said something incomprehensible. Only Heero understood, because of course: When Kairi is hyper, she reverts to her natural language of Michelle-speak. A mix of English, Japanese and nonsense.
"SHUT UPPPPPP!" The car fell silent as Heero looked at each of them in turn.
"Thank you. DUO!!!" Heero practically screamed into the phone (imagine if you will, it's quite hilarious). "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!! ARE YOU INSANE???? YOU TOOK OVER THE WORLD?? *pause* Alright. BUT WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT CHANGING THE TRAFFIC LAWS??? *pause* Oh. Really? 50%? Sweet. Send it too-" Catching a glare from Wufei, Heero got back to the point. "THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT, YOU GIVE THE WORLD RIGHT BACK THIS INSTANT!! *click* What??"
"Nothing, you're just breathing really hard and you were screaming and everything and um yeah. Hehe," Kairi said in a high squeaky voice. Heero blinked repetitively, shook his head and gave Wufei his phone. He motioned that they could talk.
"THIS JUST IN: THE WORLD HAS BEEN GIVING BACK TO ITS PROPER OWNERS AND SUCH, AND ALL OF THE LAWS CHANGED HAVE RETURNED TO NORMAL.HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE, BE YOU JEWISH, CHRISTIAN OR WHATEVER! You too can buy your Shinigami shrines at your local Wal-Mart store." A helicopter swung by as this news sunk in.
It was the middle of November.
~~~After the movie(and everyone is scarred because eminem and that girl *mental lapse* had sex)~~~
"I'm telling you, it reminds me of Duo and Hilde! You too screw just like rabbits!"
"NOIN!! COME BACK HERE," Hilde screeched. The two ran into the house, failing to notice the helicopter parked in the yard. However, the rest did. Loud music (think offspring) was blasting as the door opened and a red carpet rolled out.
"Hello, my loyal minions. Duo has arrived." He stepped out of the helicopter, dressed in flowing black robes, complete with large, sharp scythe. They just looked at him.
"Let's NEVER do this again." They nodded collectively and followed a skipping Kairi into the house.
Shellie: WHOOT WHOOT THE END!! Hey, DON'T LISTEN TO ANYTHING I TYPE HERE PEOPLES, BE GOOD CHILDREN!! Although, that lump of coal could turn into a diamond if you sit on it long enough *ponders how long she'd have to sit*
Nicole: The torture is over. You're such bad influence.
Bob: 1 DAY TILL CHRISTMAS!
Shellie: 3 DAYS TILL CRUISE! And thank's a bunch. *bows*
ChibiDuo: We all hate you for that. WE WANNA GO ON CRUISE TOO!
Shellie: Uhh.um.NO! Neway. Don't expect anything from me until after New Year's folks. Also:
HAPPY HANUKAH (sp?), CHRISTMAS, KWANZAA, NEW YEARS AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF!! See ya on the other side of the calendar! Be good, review. pwease?? Yay. K bye.
Bob: She does not own Gundam Wing, but she did get all her Gundam Wing mangas back from her friend.
ChibiDuo: Bored. So Very Bored. *hunts for x-miss candy* Oh yeah. Please read and review. Or just review.
Nicole: SEND INVISIBLE FENCE SYSTEM ASAP!
I retyped this because I didn't have time to reread it like I usually do before I upload, which is why it sucked before. Thanks to all those who review!! &-.^&-me and my damned curly hair
How Duo took over the World: Part 2
The Shinigami took out another piece of paper and a pen and began making a list of supplies. After scribbling out "Quatre Raberba Winner" at the top in black pen.
List of Supplies:
1. Really cool car.
2. Weapons. Lots of weapons.
3. Relena. *shudder*
'The second one's easy: Heero had enough weapons to take over 3 worlds. But finding them would be a bit of a challenge.a really cool car? Quatre had 20. He wouldn't miss one.or three.or seventy. However, getting Relena to cooperate.hmmm. she was mega important and mega bitchy. Damn her. Why do all of my evil schemes involve that whore? Ah well, time to think.' Grabbing the clicker, Duo flipped channels randomly. Finally, it landed on Cartoon Network, home of the only anime shows in America. (I have 800 channels, I'm pretty sure it's the only one) 'Ooh G Gundam.KICK HIS ASS DOMON!!' Slipping off into his 'plotting mode', Duo began to formulate the beginnings of the biggest cue in history.
Standing up suddenly, Duo began to put his magnificent plan into action.
~~~At Relena's Pink Palace(barf)~~~
Duo stood at the entrance to the mansion, pondering if boredom was really worth all this.
Of course, if his plan worked he'd never be bored again.
Making up his mind, the Shinigami entered the great hall. Ignoring the butler, he skipped up the stairs to the source of the screeching. The overgrown flamingo could be found yelling at one of her staff members, apparently because her sandwich was 'cold'.
"HI RELENA!" The puffy pink pacifist spun and stared.
"What is it Duo?" She said through gritted teeth, resisting the urge to throw the stupid sandwich at him.
"Everybody's off doing somefink." he faked a sad face. "and I'm REALLY BORED. Would you play a game with me?" Chibi eyes.
Her initial reaction was: NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!! Of course, she then remembered what sorts of things Duo would do on his own. Not good. Heero would kill her, not to mention the havoc reeked on the world. Oh, if only she knew..if only she knew.
"For the sake of the Earth Sphere, yes I will play ONE GAME with you. One and only ONE!" Cursing under her breath, Relena followed the happy little maniac into the next room, leaving the servant to clean up the objects that had been thrown at him.
"Hey Duo, maybe not this room. It's full of REALLY EXPENSIVE computers.." The last thing she needed was a bunch of expensive consoles ruined. 'Even though I could just empty out that pool of dimes I have.'
"Nope. This rooms' perfect! C'mon!" He pulled her, reluctantly, over to one of the consoles.
"Okay here's the rules:" He held up one finger (no not that one!) and began listing.
"1) Duo is always right.
2) If Duo is wrong, refer to rule number 1.
3) These rules are not meant to be broken." Now finished booting, the computer gave a happy squeak and opened to the desktop.
Relena stared at him in dismay. She feared for her safety as he leaned over the keyboard. He opened Microsoft Word v4.76435(yes I suppose they might be around in the future*ponders*) and inserted a disk. 'Always be prepared, I shoulda been a boy scout.' A large document popped up. Her eyes widened at the size of the font.
"What is this? And can't you make the font bigger? What kind of game is this? Duo? ANSWER MY QUESTION! Fine be that way, but I can't read anything!" She took the pen he handed her.
"That's the point." he muttered. Clicking the print button, he watched the high-speed printer. As each page came off, he handed it to her, pointed to where she needed to sign and placed in a neat pile.
"NANI??" She practically screamed after the 20th page.
"Patience my dear queen, patience."
~~~3 hours later~~~
"Okay done." He placed the last page (the 75th) on top of the pile and stapled it.
"That's it?"
"Yup."
"Really?"
"Nope," he said, spying one she'd missed.
"Damn." Her eye twitched uncontrollably at this news.
"Just sign here.." He pointed at the dotted line.
"DUO ARE WE DONE YET???" Relena pulled on her (insert nice adjective here I can't bring myself to do it) hair out of frustration.
"Just one more line.. And THERE! Now we're done." He grinned widely. Feeling the need to scream, she ran out of the room, failing to notice the last line she had signed.
"Wow that was almost too easy." He picked up the phone.
~~~Another damned time lapse. Stay with me here~~~
Meanwhile, in the kitchen the girls were having a karaoke contest. A very loud, drunken karaoke contest.
lyrics
I'm my second drink
But I had a few before
"YEAH YOU DID!" Hilde raised her bottle up to Noin, who was currently dancing on the counter and trying to sing.
I'm trying hard to think
And I think that I want you on the floor
"GO GET 'EM NOIN!" At this point, Kairi left in search of a video camera..'Blackmail footage, MWAH HAHA!'
Uh-huh, yeah on the floor
C'mon and take it off
You better take it off baby for me
C'mon and brake me off
Cuz I get what I want and I like what I see
You got a 1, 2, 3
Stop staring at my D cup
And Kairi returned, remembering that she didn't own one, just as Sally threw a ski pole to Noin as a microphone.
Don't waste time just give it to me
C'mon baby just fill me up
C'mon just fill me up
C'mon and take it off
You better take it off baby for me
C'mon and brake me off
Cuz I get what I want and I like what I see
"Hey, where's Duo? He HAS to see this! He'd die of laughter!"
"Duo? I dunno, I didn't see him. Hic-cup."
"I still don't see how you can get drunk off of Mountain Dew."
"It's an art stupid. HAHAHAHAHA.whoot.whoot."
Forget the application
You're the rocker for the test
Let me take you on vacation
Just do it you don't have to ask
C'mon and take it off
You better take it off baby for me
C'mon and brake me off
Cuz I get what I want and I like what I see
Take it off
Take it off baby for me
Take it off
Take it off baby for me
"THANK YOU, HAHA, THANK YOU BERRY LUNCH!" Noin jumped off into the *crowd* of three, attempting crowd surfing. And anyone who's ever been to a rock concert knows: IT TAKES MORE THAN 3 PEOPLE. *snicker* The tangled mess of girls, hair, and spilled beer slowly dispersed into a conga line. Who knows why.
"TROWAAAAAA DON'T YOU DAAAAAAAREEEEEE! *thud* owwwwwwwww." The procession stopped at Quatre rained down from the heavens, punishing all those who had had too much.
"Hey Quatre? Some people would greatly appreciate it if you removed your elbow from my BOOB!! THANKS A BUNCH OF GRAPES!"
"Sorry Kairi.uhh..yeah. What are you guys doing?" They collectively shrugged. Quatre just rolled his eyes at the mess in the kitchen.
"Right."
"Hi." Trowa mysteriously appeared, pulled Kairi out from the wreckage and slung her over his shoulder. "Let's go to the movies, Miss-first-parental- controls-then-cheating-now-drunk-stupid! I'm thinking, 8 Mile."
"YAYYYYYYY!" The collective cheer of Hilde, Noin and Sally had nothing against Kairi's dinner-plate eyes. They all piled into the car (after collecting Heero and a sweaty Wufei from the yard) and drove out. Big car.
~~~Somewhere in New York City~~~
He rechecked his hair in the mirror. Not one strand must be out of place, the media would have a field day. Not something he needed at his first press conference. He turned at the sound of a knock.
"Sir?" A shock of red hair and closed eyes peaked in.
"Yeah I'm decent." The attendant opened his eyes and bowed. He held up five fingers and motioned for him to follow him. "Lock and load," he muttered to himself.
Peeking out of a window, he could see the crowds of reporters, cameramen/women, and general spectators intermingled with various politicians. Almost half were speaking into large microphones, or holding pieces to their eyes. The attendant tapped him lightly on the shoulder to bring him back. Clearing his throat, he stepped out into the light.
"Hello everyone, and welcome to New York! I'd just like to say this, as new ruler of the Earth Sphere, SCHOOL HAS BEEN CANCELLED!" At least ten interns stood up and screamed before their boss dragged them back down. "Uhh, yeah, so, go out and get drunk everyone!!" He raised a bottle of Coors and walked off stage. 'I love being a menace to the population, but this is on a much bigger scale. I should use bigger words to confuse them.' He sent the attendant off to find a dictionary and took a big swig.
"Um sir?" A young girl with brown hair walked up to him.
"Yeah?" He bent down to face her.
"Why'd you take my grand-daddy's job?" Duo suddenly recognized the child.
"Cuz I can, but don't worry I'll give it back. Oh and don't drink and drive!" He winked and walked away.
"Daddy?" The former President of the Earth Sphere Unified Nation turned to his granddaughter. "Where do you keep the car keys?"
He messed up her hair playfully and began to walk away. "That's not important, hon. What's important is that you don't listen to that bastard over there."
"I HEARD THAT YOU WASHED UP SONAFOBITCH!" The former President of the Earth Sphere Unified Nation (damn that's long) looked down at his daughter in astonishment at her next words:
"OOOH MY GRANDPA'S A WASHED UP SONAFOBITCH I'M GONNA TELL GRANDMA!!" She ran off shrieking gleefully. Duo just smirked to himself and flew to Time's Square to see how many people could get traffic tickets in five mins.
~~~At a red light~~~
*siren*
"What's that?"
"Airplane," Sally answered gleefully, pressing her face against the glass. Trowa just rolled his eyes and focused on the light.
"Remind me again why we're here?" Wufei turned to Heero.
"Because we want to see 8 Mile and be unbored."
"Is that a word?"
"Probably not." They returned to staring at the girls, who were blatantly trying to fix their hair in the reflections off the windows.
A very thick sounding man came on the radio: "THIS JUST IN, APPARENTLY RELENA PEACECRAFT HAS TURNED THE WORLD OVER TO DUO MAXWELL!! WHO HAS RECENTLY CHANGED SOME OF THE TRAFFIC LAWS!! WE ARE STILL WORKING ON THIS BREAKING STORY, STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFO!" Everyone had frozen at the name 'Duo Maxwell', and was slowly letting out a breath. They collectively turned towards Heero (yes even Trowa who was driving).
"Give me a phone. We've got to stop this NOW!" Wufei slapped his flip-phone into his hand (think T-Mobile Commercial). The siren grew louder, and cars were trying to get out of the way.
"Trowa. try driving?"
"What?" Kairi, climbing over the seat, slammed her foot on the gas, sending them skyrocketing into the intersection.
"KAIIIIIIRIIIIIIII!"
"KAIIIIIRIIIIII!! Oh. I knew that. I sooo knew that."
"GET YOUR FOOT OFF THE GAS!"
"Fine. There? Happy."
"And I thought Duo was bad when he was drunk.." Heero said slowly, tightening his seatbelt in preparation for a repeat experiment.
"And you know what the worst part is," Trowa said, after getting the SUV under control. "she's not even drunk. She's just hyper." As if on cue, she dissolved into giggles.
"Quatre you can wake up now. QUATRE!" Noin shook an unconscious Quatre until he fell out of the seat.
"OMG, YOU KILLED QUATRE!" Kairi grinned crookedly and said something incomprehensible. Only Heero understood, because of course: When Kairi is hyper, she reverts to her natural language of Michelle-speak. A mix of English, Japanese and nonsense.
"SHUT UPPPPPP!" The car fell silent as Heero looked at each of them in turn.
"Thank you. DUO!!!" Heero practically screamed into the phone (imagine if you will, it's quite hilarious). "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!! ARE YOU INSANE???? YOU TOOK OVER THE WORLD?? *pause* Alright. BUT WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT CHANGING THE TRAFFIC LAWS??? *pause* Oh. Really? 50%? Sweet. Send it too-" Catching a glare from Wufei, Heero got back to the point. "THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT, YOU GIVE THE WORLD RIGHT BACK THIS INSTANT!! *click* What??"
"Nothing, you're just breathing really hard and you were screaming and everything and um yeah. Hehe," Kairi said in a high squeaky voice. Heero blinked repetitively, shook his head and gave Wufei his phone. He motioned that they could talk.
"THIS JUST IN: THE WORLD HAS BEEN GIVING BACK TO ITS PROPER OWNERS AND SUCH, AND ALL OF THE LAWS CHANGED HAVE RETURNED TO NORMAL.HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE, BE YOU JEWISH, CHRISTIAN OR WHATEVER! You too can buy your Shinigami shrines at your local Wal-Mart store." A helicopter swung by as this news sunk in.
It was the middle of November.
~~~After the movie(and everyone is scarred because eminem and that girl *mental lapse* had sex)~~~
"I'm telling you, it reminds me of Duo and Hilde! You too screw just like rabbits!"
"NOIN!! COME BACK HERE," Hilde screeched. The two ran into the house, failing to notice the helicopter parked in the yard. However, the rest did. Loud music (think offspring) was blasting as the door opened and a red carpet rolled out.
"Hello, my loyal minions. Duo has arrived." He stepped out of the helicopter, dressed in flowing black robes, complete with large, sharp scythe. They just looked at him.
"Let's NEVER do this again." They nodded collectively and followed a skipping Kairi into the house.
Shellie: WHOOT WHOOT THE END!! Hey, DON'T LISTEN TO ANYTHING I TYPE HERE PEOPLES, BE GOOD CHILDREN!! Although, that lump of coal could turn into a diamond if you sit on it long enough *ponders how long she'd have to sit*
Nicole: The torture is over. You're such bad influence.
Bob: 1 DAY TILL CHRISTMAS!
Shellie: 3 DAYS TILL CRUISE! And thank's a bunch. *bows*
ChibiDuo: We all hate you for that. WE WANNA GO ON CRUISE TOO!
Shellie: Uhh.um.NO! Neway. Don't expect anything from me until after New Year's folks. Also:
HAPPY HANUKAH (sp?), CHRISTMAS, KWANZAA, NEW YEARS AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF!! See ya on the other side of the calendar! Be good, review. pwease?? Yay. K bye.