Disclaimer: really is this necessary anymore? Cuz if the owners of Gundam
Wing wanted to write another story, I believe they would make a manga or
somefink. I'm serious. *no one takes me seriously*
Duo: And we wonder why?
Heero: *hacked into school camera system; plays tape from lunch room*
*cuts to scene from B lunch last semester: can be seen attempting to count change.multiple times*
*cuts to scene from C lunch last semester: can be seen spilling coke everywhere, then watching it drip through crack in table*
*cuts to scene from A lunch last semester--*
Enough! On to story!
Trowa: *snicker* HAH LOOK SHE FELL UP THE STAIRS!!
But. that was a mall in Toronto. how did you. you know what? I don't want to know.
*actions/noises*
[Narrative]
/camera changes/
Name:: voices
Chappy # 4: The Elusive Heero Yuy(how Duo got beat up)
January 27, A.C. 198
/close up of Duo's face, appears tired/
*whispers*
Duo:: It's 3 am in the morning, and I am awake. What is wrong with this picture? Ah, but I am a slave for-ACK NOOO!!
*bashes head against wall; shouts from Wufei's room can be heard*
*blinks owlishly; large bruise forming on side of head*
Duo:: I'm okay. Just in pain. Anyway, today's film-if you can call it 'today'-stars the elusive Heero Yuy! Yes, a very rare creature, so rare in fact there was only one other in existence. But he died. With the help of my trusty camera (property of Quatre Raberba Winner), and my stealth skills, we shall follow (shall *snort*) this rare creature and see what he does on a daily basis. Non-mission daily basis, we all know what he does on those days.
/camera zooms out, revealing Duo in all black with black lines under eyes/
/cuts to Night Vision image, angle from above, focuses on green blob surrounding by darker green/
[If you look closely, you can just make out Heero Yuy's foot. a very dangerous foot if you think about it. It's now 3:59 am, and he will be waking up momentarily..]
*alarm clock changes to 4:00 am; beeping noise ensues; hand emerges slowly from covers, picks up hammer and bashes alarm clock repetitively; hand retreats; moaning; muffled Japanese can be heard; green blob slowly sits up, feet hanging off bed*
Heero:: kuso..
*scratches head confusedly*
Heero:: what time is it?
*looks at alarm clock; reads 12:89 pm; making odd squeaking noise; picks up hammer and hits again*
Heero:: damn alarm clock.
*gets up and turns on light*
/camera switches to regular vision/
*Heero can be seen in boxers and nothing else.(drool)/
[Yuy's don't appear to be very graceful in the morning, thus explains the clean room. They don't like stubbing their toes, their feet are sensitive. Very, very sensitive.]
/zooms on Heero's face/
*making a total mess of room*
Heero:: where the hells my spandex? And why's Wufei's.dirty.underwear?? DUO!!!
[Oh yes, the traditional wake-up practical joke. Of course, Heero always seems to be on the ass-end of these things.]
*snickers; Heero can be seen stalking out of room; scuffling noises are heard*
/cuts to image of Duo's room from above; seen through vent covering/
*Heero is at door, slowly opening it in case of booby traps*
[Now I know what you're thinking: Duo's been caught! Nope, not quite. I carefully planned for this by studying 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'. If you've seen that movie, than you know the trick. If not, explanation:
[First, buy a mannequin and a length of rope. Then, position the mannequin so that the dummy is on its back. Set up the rope so that when the door is opened, a weight pulls down on it causing the dummy to roll over. Make sure to cover the mannequin with blankets so that only the hair shows, in which case I have braided. Add a tape of yourself sleeping, and watch.]
*soft snoring can be heard; braid poking out from bed covers; weight pulling on rope causing dummy to roll onto it's side; Heero can be seen sticking head through door*
Heero:: Hn. Bakayo.
*slams door; begins to walk back to room*
*pauses; enters room avoiding carefully placed piles (avoiding cord and weight); hand pauses over bed covers; thoughtful look on face*
[And in case he actually ventured into my room, I told him I slept in the nude. Hehe.]
*removes hand; leaves room; slams door*
Heero:: Not worth it.
/camera cuts to Wufei's room, Wufei sleeping with. a stuffed cat?? Dear god./
*walks into Wufei's room, loud snoring can be heard; turns on light*
Wufei:: mmm. MAX-err Yuy?
*hides stuffed cat*
Heero:: Hn. Duo switched our clothes.
*grabs stuff from Wufei's drawers and leaves; Wufei bright red, blinking in light*
/camera cuts to image of Heero entering room again/
[Heero has recently taken a shower. which I also have a tape of. but it's not appropriate for TV.. Eh em. Hello.]
/zooms in on Heero removing towel from waist; black line appears in said spot/
[HOLY SHIT! Erm.]
*shot of Heero dressing (yeah.let's watch this part again); he soon leaves room*
/camera cuts to shot of Duo on ground, dusty and red faced in Heero's room/
[Now that, was must see TV. And on to our next portion: Hunting!]
/cuts to scene in kitchen/
[It's now 4:43 am, and we see Heero surveying the plains(cabinets), looking for any source of food available. My research tells me that Yuy's are picky eaters, and prefer a hot meal in the morning. Let's see how he does with cooking, something no one has been able to catch on tape before, let alone see.]
*Heero can be seen pulling flour and other various ingredients out, placing them in a large bowl; the ingredients are mixed with chocolate chips*
[Gasp! Is that what I think that is? Chocolate! So that's where-apparently Heero has a secret taste for MY chocolate. It also appears that Heero knows how to make pancakes from scratch. No wonder he gets up so early, to hide the evidence!]
*bowl and pan being placed into dishwasher; sits down at table to eat just as Quatre walks in*
Heero:: Ohaiyogozaimasu.
Quatre:: Um, good morning?
*nods; Quatre walks over to cabinet and pulls out box of Pop tarts*
Quatre:: Did you make those?
Heero:: No. Frozen.
Quatre:: Didn't know they made frozen pancakes..
Heero:: Omae o korusu.
*Kairi, Hilde, Noin, Sally Po and Relena enter room*
Kairi:: MWAH HAHAHA! You shall suffer the fate of Inuyasha!
Hilde:: Cept where are we going to get a magic arrow?
Noin:: I duno. I say breakfast first.
*they sit down at table, chibified; Relena dressed like Inuyasha with tape around wrists; stare at Quatre*
Quatre:: What?
Heero:: I believe they want you to cook them something.
*places dishes in dishwasher, leaves*
[Hmm. Not bad for such a young Heero. Although I wonder about the girls.. And now, since we already know what he does all day, we must go cover my ass.]
/cut to Duo's bedroom, mannequin and rope set up removed/
*door opens; Heero and Wufei enter*
Heero:: DUO MAXWELL!
*groans and sits up slightly; from our angle flashlight can be seen dropped off side of bed*
Wufei:: YOU DISHONORABLE-
Heero:: BAKAYO!!
*lies face down on pillow*
Heero:: Are you even listening?
*pulls covers back to waist*
Wufei:: AHHH HE REALLY DOES SLEEP IN THE NUDE!
*covers replaced*
Heero:: Don't even try that whole 'I'm sick leave me alone' routine.
*mumbling*
Duo:: But I am sick.
Wufei:: Yeah, right.
*places hand on forehead; looks down throat*
Wufei:: Maybe he is sick. What do you think Yuy?
*Heero examines*
Heero:: Yeah I guess. Let's go before we catch it.
*they leave*
Duo:: Hehehehe. Now who's the baka, Heero?
*holds up flashlight and lollipop stick triumphantly; places tablet in mouth*
Duo:: Now for faze 2.
*they return holding a thermometer; place in mouth*
Wufei:: Don't even try the old flashlight trick, we know this one works right.
Heero:: We tried it on Trowa.
*Trowa can be heard shouting downstairs*
*they remove thermometer*
Wufei:: 102.4
Heero:: Maybe, he really is sick.
*Wufei and Heero exchange look; shrug and leave*
Duo:: Please tell me they washed that!
*makes spitting noise*
/camera cuts to screen shot of Heero's computer/
[I believe these images can explain themselves. I love technology.]
*fingers cord used to transmit image to camera*
*image of an anime site pops up; Digimon; can be seen clicking on info*
[Di-dig-Digimon?? What the hell? Okay yes he's Japanese, but Digimon is a kid's show! Oh this is embarrassing. HAHAHA!]
*more anime sites pop up, accompanied with the occasional porno site*
[Well, well, well. Tsk tsk tsk.]
/camera cuts to image of Duo sitting in his room, fully clothed again/
Duo:: Heero. Is very strange. Yeah, I'll leave it at that.
*spins in chair and returns to computer screen*
/camera cuts to image of outdoor pool/hot tub/
[Heero is getting ready to go in the pool, or hot tub. My sources tell me that Yuy's are fond of hot water; and my sources also tell me that Kairi is planning something devious. We'll get the in-depth scoop on Kairi on a later episode. Ah, here comes our little Yuy now.]
*Heero can be seen entering the pool area, wearing green swim trunks and carrying a towel*
[Green appears to be Heero's favorite color; I don't think I've seen him without it. Strange kid, no?]
*he bends down and starts the jets, slowly gets into hot tub*
[Is he putting on sun glasses? Interesting. Heero seems to be completely oblivious to myself, the camera, AND the ninja's sneaking around with black. bazookas? It seems Kairi's evil plot is unfolding; a perfect opportunity to watch Heero's defense capabilities.]
/camera zooms out, flashes of black can be seen in the bushes/
*complete silence; broken by the sound of a bird cawing*
*Bazooka's leveled at Heero; war cries are heard as Heero is shot*
Heero:: AHHH!! NANI??
Ninja's:: OMAE O KOROSU!!!
[Do Ninja's have war cries? Maybe I should ask Wufei, who we will also be seeing in a later episode. Will we learn the secret of the stuffed cat? I think so.]
*Heero stands up, covered in what appears to be watered down syrup; screaming incoherently*
Ninja 1:: HAHAHAHAHA!! There's your just dessert, Hee-chan!
Heero: NANI..
Ninja 2:: It's just watered down chocolate syrup, Heee-chaaann!
Heero:: Chocolate syrup?? WHO ARE YOU?
Ninja 3:: I DUNO, O ABOMINABLE SYRUP MONSTER!
*they squirt Heero again; he gets out of hot tub, chases after Ninja's*
/cut to scene inside bedroom again/
*door slams open; chocolate covered Heero in doorway*
Heero:: YOU!!
Duo:: Eh?
*sits up and stares*
Duo:: I must be delirious.a chocolate covered Heero. Hmm.
*Heero points; slowly walking into room*
Heero:: YOU!! YOU PLANNED THIS DIDN'T YOU?? I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING IT ALL ALONG!!
*standing in front of Duo; catches drop of chocolate and tastes*
Duo:: Blegh, you taste funny.
*his eye twitches uncontrollably*
Duo:: You're getting chocolate on my stuff.
Heero:: I DON'T CARE!! IT'S YOUR FAULT TO BEGIN WITH!!
*Kairi walks in, squirt gun behind back*
Kairi:: Oh my god, Heero what happened to you? And why are you bothering poor Duo? He's sick!
*Heero turns slowly and sizes her up*
Kairi:: It's a shame, a real shame.
*whips out squirt gun, aims and fires water at Heero*
Kairi:: Take a shower, sheesh!
*she runs out, laughing hysterically*
Heero:: If I find out you're behind this, OMAE O KOROSU!!
Duo:: Kay.
*rolls over and pretends to sleep; he exits screaming about onnas*
*opens eyes*
Duo:: Oh, he did kill me!
*burst into laughter*
/cuts to image of Duo at computer again, fully clothed and breathing heavily/
Duo:: Look what he did to my room! Oh well. Sadly, we have only one more segment to get through, and then it's OVER! Tis a shame, really.
*shakes head; spins around in chair again*
/camera cuts to scene of Heero's bedroom in dark, TV is on and DVD being loaded into disk drive/
[I wonder what movie he's going to watch, as long as it's not some anime in Japanese.]
*Japanese appears on screen*
[Damn! Unless you can read/speak Japanese, I think we're SOL. Well, at least we know what he does when he's up in his room at night..]
*loud creaking noises can be heard; Heero looks up at ceiling*
Duo:: AHHH! Oof. Hi Heero.
*Duo unceremoniously falls onto bed along with camera next to a confused Heero*
Heero:: Umm, hi.
Duo:: I'm gonna go now.
Heero:: Hey, I thought you were sick.
*Heero appears at doorway, blocking exit*
Duo:: I was, and then I was better. But now I feel sick so I should leave before I puke on your floor.
*attempts to push past Heero*
Heero:: What's that?
Duo:: A GROWTH!! NOW MOVE!!
*pushes past Heero, runs into other room; quickly removes tape*
Heero:: Give me that baka!
*grabs camera, smashes on ground; does not see camera filming in corner*
Heero:: What was on that?
Duo:: Nothing.
Heero:: Really? Cuz I'd run if I were you. Very, very fast.
Duo:: Eep!!
*they take off running*
/camera cuts to image of Duo covered in bruises and cuts/
Duo:: Ow. Well, next weeks episode-after I get another camera and my fingers work again- we shall investigate. um. Well, why don't you place your vote? Your choices are:
Quatre
Wufei
Trowa
Kairi
Hilde
Yeah so that's it.
/image fades to black/
END
Yeah! I finished! After 4 hours!! WHOOT WHOOT! Please review! I like fire, but beware.
Duo: Like I said, just pick somebody.
Like you?
Duo: No, I'm off limits.
Sure.
Heero: Gerr. Give me the kuso camera!
Duo: Help me I can't run!!
Bob: *innocent look on face* Sure. *picks up Duo and deposits him in front of Heero* Shoot away.
Duo: And we wonder why?
Heero: *hacked into school camera system; plays tape from lunch room*
*cuts to scene from B lunch last semester: can be seen attempting to count change.multiple times*
*cuts to scene from C lunch last semester: can be seen spilling coke everywhere, then watching it drip through crack in table*
*cuts to scene from A lunch last semester--*
Enough! On to story!
Trowa: *snicker* HAH LOOK SHE FELL UP THE STAIRS!!
But. that was a mall in Toronto. how did you. you know what? I don't want to know.
*actions/noises*
[Narrative]
/camera changes/
Name:: voices
Chappy # 4: The Elusive Heero Yuy(how Duo got beat up)
January 27, A.C. 198
/close up of Duo's face, appears tired/
*whispers*
Duo:: It's 3 am in the morning, and I am awake. What is wrong with this picture? Ah, but I am a slave for-ACK NOOO!!
*bashes head against wall; shouts from Wufei's room can be heard*
*blinks owlishly; large bruise forming on side of head*
Duo:: I'm okay. Just in pain. Anyway, today's film-if you can call it 'today'-stars the elusive Heero Yuy! Yes, a very rare creature, so rare in fact there was only one other in existence. But he died. With the help of my trusty camera (property of Quatre Raberba Winner), and my stealth skills, we shall follow (shall *snort*) this rare creature and see what he does on a daily basis. Non-mission daily basis, we all know what he does on those days.
/camera zooms out, revealing Duo in all black with black lines under eyes/
/cuts to Night Vision image, angle from above, focuses on green blob surrounding by darker green/
[If you look closely, you can just make out Heero Yuy's foot. a very dangerous foot if you think about it. It's now 3:59 am, and he will be waking up momentarily..]
*alarm clock changes to 4:00 am; beeping noise ensues; hand emerges slowly from covers, picks up hammer and bashes alarm clock repetitively; hand retreats; moaning; muffled Japanese can be heard; green blob slowly sits up, feet hanging off bed*
Heero:: kuso..
*scratches head confusedly*
Heero:: what time is it?
*looks at alarm clock; reads 12:89 pm; making odd squeaking noise; picks up hammer and hits again*
Heero:: damn alarm clock.
*gets up and turns on light*
/camera switches to regular vision/
*Heero can be seen in boxers and nothing else.(drool)/
[Yuy's don't appear to be very graceful in the morning, thus explains the clean room. They don't like stubbing their toes, their feet are sensitive. Very, very sensitive.]
/zooms on Heero's face/
*making a total mess of room*
Heero:: where the hells my spandex? And why's Wufei's.dirty.underwear?? DUO!!!
[Oh yes, the traditional wake-up practical joke. Of course, Heero always seems to be on the ass-end of these things.]
*snickers; Heero can be seen stalking out of room; scuffling noises are heard*
/cuts to image of Duo's room from above; seen through vent covering/
*Heero is at door, slowly opening it in case of booby traps*
[Now I know what you're thinking: Duo's been caught! Nope, not quite. I carefully planned for this by studying 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'. If you've seen that movie, than you know the trick. If not, explanation:
[First, buy a mannequin and a length of rope. Then, position the mannequin so that the dummy is on its back. Set up the rope so that when the door is opened, a weight pulls down on it causing the dummy to roll over. Make sure to cover the mannequin with blankets so that only the hair shows, in which case I have braided. Add a tape of yourself sleeping, and watch.]
*soft snoring can be heard; braid poking out from bed covers; weight pulling on rope causing dummy to roll onto it's side; Heero can be seen sticking head through door*
Heero:: Hn. Bakayo.
*slams door; begins to walk back to room*
*pauses; enters room avoiding carefully placed piles (avoiding cord and weight); hand pauses over bed covers; thoughtful look on face*
[And in case he actually ventured into my room, I told him I slept in the nude. Hehe.]
*removes hand; leaves room; slams door*
Heero:: Not worth it.
/camera cuts to Wufei's room, Wufei sleeping with. a stuffed cat?? Dear god./
*walks into Wufei's room, loud snoring can be heard; turns on light*
Wufei:: mmm. MAX-err Yuy?
*hides stuffed cat*
Heero:: Hn. Duo switched our clothes.
*grabs stuff from Wufei's drawers and leaves; Wufei bright red, blinking in light*
/camera cuts to image of Heero entering room again/
[Heero has recently taken a shower. which I also have a tape of. but it's not appropriate for TV.. Eh em. Hello.]
/zooms in on Heero removing towel from waist; black line appears in said spot/
[HOLY SHIT! Erm.]
*shot of Heero dressing (yeah.let's watch this part again); he soon leaves room*
/camera cuts to shot of Duo on ground, dusty and red faced in Heero's room/
[Now that, was must see TV. And on to our next portion: Hunting!]
/cuts to scene in kitchen/
[It's now 4:43 am, and we see Heero surveying the plains(cabinets), looking for any source of food available. My research tells me that Yuy's are picky eaters, and prefer a hot meal in the morning. Let's see how he does with cooking, something no one has been able to catch on tape before, let alone see.]
*Heero can be seen pulling flour and other various ingredients out, placing them in a large bowl; the ingredients are mixed with chocolate chips*
[Gasp! Is that what I think that is? Chocolate! So that's where-apparently Heero has a secret taste for MY chocolate. It also appears that Heero knows how to make pancakes from scratch. No wonder he gets up so early, to hide the evidence!]
*bowl and pan being placed into dishwasher; sits down at table to eat just as Quatre walks in*
Heero:: Ohaiyogozaimasu.
Quatre:: Um, good morning?
*nods; Quatre walks over to cabinet and pulls out box of Pop tarts*
Quatre:: Did you make those?
Heero:: No. Frozen.
Quatre:: Didn't know they made frozen pancakes..
Heero:: Omae o korusu.
*Kairi, Hilde, Noin, Sally Po and Relena enter room*
Kairi:: MWAH HAHAHA! You shall suffer the fate of Inuyasha!
Hilde:: Cept where are we going to get a magic arrow?
Noin:: I duno. I say breakfast first.
*they sit down at table, chibified; Relena dressed like Inuyasha with tape around wrists; stare at Quatre*
Quatre:: What?
Heero:: I believe they want you to cook them something.
*places dishes in dishwasher, leaves*
[Hmm. Not bad for such a young Heero. Although I wonder about the girls.. And now, since we already know what he does all day, we must go cover my ass.]
/cut to Duo's bedroom, mannequin and rope set up removed/
*door opens; Heero and Wufei enter*
Heero:: DUO MAXWELL!
*groans and sits up slightly; from our angle flashlight can be seen dropped off side of bed*
Wufei:: YOU DISHONORABLE-
Heero:: BAKAYO!!
*lies face down on pillow*
Heero:: Are you even listening?
*pulls covers back to waist*
Wufei:: AHHH HE REALLY DOES SLEEP IN THE NUDE!
*covers replaced*
Heero:: Don't even try that whole 'I'm sick leave me alone' routine.
*mumbling*
Duo:: But I am sick.
Wufei:: Yeah, right.
*places hand on forehead; looks down throat*
Wufei:: Maybe he is sick. What do you think Yuy?
*Heero examines*
Heero:: Yeah I guess. Let's go before we catch it.
*they leave*
Duo:: Hehehehe. Now who's the baka, Heero?
*holds up flashlight and lollipop stick triumphantly; places tablet in mouth*
Duo:: Now for faze 2.
*they return holding a thermometer; place in mouth*
Wufei:: Don't even try the old flashlight trick, we know this one works right.
Heero:: We tried it on Trowa.
*Trowa can be heard shouting downstairs*
*they remove thermometer*
Wufei:: 102.4
Heero:: Maybe, he really is sick.
*Wufei and Heero exchange look; shrug and leave*
Duo:: Please tell me they washed that!
*makes spitting noise*
/camera cuts to screen shot of Heero's computer/
[I believe these images can explain themselves. I love technology.]
*fingers cord used to transmit image to camera*
*image of an anime site pops up; Digimon; can be seen clicking on info*
[Di-dig-Digimon?? What the hell? Okay yes he's Japanese, but Digimon is a kid's show! Oh this is embarrassing. HAHAHA!]
*more anime sites pop up, accompanied with the occasional porno site*
[Well, well, well. Tsk tsk tsk.]
/camera cuts to image of Duo sitting in his room, fully clothed again/
Duo:: Heero. Is very strange. Yeah, I'll leave it at that.
*spins in chair and returns to computer screen*
/camera cuts to image of outdoor pool/hot tub/
[Heero is getting ready to go in the pool, or hot tub. My sources tell me that Yuy's are fond of hot water; and my sources also tell me that Kairi is planning something devious. We'll get the in-depth scoop on Kairi on a later episode. Ah, here comes our little Yuy now.]
*Heero can be seen entering the pool area, wearing green swim trunks and carrying a towel*
[Green appears to be Heero's favorite color; I don't think I've seen him without it. Strange kid, no?]
*he bends down and starts the jets, slowly gets into hot tub*
[Is he putting on sun glasses? Interesting. Heero seems to be completely oblivious to myself, the camera, AND the ninja's sneaking around with black. bazookas? It seems Kairi's evil plot is unfolding; a perfect opportunity to watch Heero's defense capabilities.]
/camera zooms out, flashes of black can be seen in the bushes/
*complete silence; broken by the sound of a bird cawing*
*Bazooka's leveled at Heero; war cries are heard as Heero is shot*
Heero:: AHHH!! NANI??
Ninja's:: OMAE O KOROSU!!!
[Do Ninja's have war cries? Maybe I should ask Wufei, who we will also be seeing in a later episode. Will we learn the secret of the stuffed cat? I think so.]
*Heero stands up, covered in what appears to be watered down syrup; screaming incoherently*
Ninja 1:: HAHAHAHAHA!! There's your just dessert, Hee-chan!
Heero: NANI..
Ninja 2:: It's just watered down chocolate syrup, Heee-chaaann!
Heero:: Chocolate syrup?? WHO ARE YOU?
Ninja 3:: I DUNO, O ABOMINABLE SYRUP MONSTER!
*they squirt Heero again; he gets out of hot tub, chases after Ninja's*
/cut to scene inside bedroom again/
*door slams open; chocolate covered Heero in doorway*
Heero:: YOU!!
Duo:: Eh?
*sits up and stares*
Duo:: I must be delirious.a chocolate covered Heero. Hmm.
*Heero points; slowly walking into room*
Heero:: YOU!! YOU PLANNED THIS DIDN'T YOU?? I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING IT ALL ALONG!!
*standing in front of Duo; catches drop of chocolate and tastes*
Duo:: Blegh, you taste funny.
*his eye twitches uncontrollably*
Duo:: You're getting chocolate on my stuff.
Heero:: I DON'T CARE!! IT'S YOUR FAULT TO BEGIN WITH!!
*Kairi walks in, squirt gun behind back*
Kairi:: Oh my god, Heero what happened to you? And why are you bothering poor Duo? He's sick!
*Heero turns slowly and sizes her up*
Kairi:: It's a shame, a real shame.
*whips out squirt gun, aims and fires water at Heero*
Kairi:: Take a shower, sheesh!
*she runs out, laughing hysterically*
Heero:: If I find out you're behind this, OMAE O KOROSU!!
Duo:: Kay.
*rolls over and pretends to sleep; he exits screaming about onnas*
*opens eyes*
Duo:: Oh, he did kill me!
*burst into laughter*
/cuts to image of Duo at computer again, fully clothed and breathing heavily/
Duo:: Look what he did to my room! Oh well. Sadly, we have only one more segment to get through, and then it's OVER! Tis a shame, really.
*shakes head; spins around in chair again*
/camera cuts to scene of Heero's bedroom in dark, TV is on and DVD being loaded into disk drive/
[I wonder what movie he's going to watch, as long as it's not some anime in Japanese.]
*Japanese appears on screen*
[Damn! Unless you can read/speak Japanese, I think we're SOL. Well, at least we know what he does when he's up in his room at night..]
*loud creaking noises can be heard; Heero looks up at ceiling*
Duo:: AHHH! Oof. Hi Heero.
*Duo unceremoniously falls onto bed along with camera next to a confused Heero*
Heero:: Umm, hi.
Duo:: I'm gonna go now.
Heero:: Hey, I thought you were sick.
*Heero appears at doorway, blocking exit*
Duo:: I was, and then I was better. But now I feel sick so I should leave before I puke on your floor.
*attempts to push past Heero*
Heero:: What's that?
Duo:: A GROWTH!! NOW MOVE!!
*pushes past Heero, runs into other room; quickly removes tape*
Heero:: Give me that baka!
*grabs camera, smashes on ground; does not see camera filming in corner*
Heero:: What was on that?
Duo:: Nothing.
Heero:: Really? Cuz I'd run if I were you. Very, very fast.
Duo:: Eep!!
*they take off running*
/camera cuts to image of Duo covered in bruises and cuts/
Duo:: Ow. Well, next weeks episode-after I get another camera and my fingers work again- we shall investigate. um. Well, why don't you place your vote? Your choices are:
Quatre
Wufei
Trowa
Kairi
Hilde
Yeah so that's it.
/image fades to black/
END
Yeah! I finished! After 4 hours!! WHOOT WHOOT! Please review! I like fire, but beware.
Duo: Like I said, just pick somebody.
Like you?
Duo: No, I'm off limits.
Sure.
Heero: Gerr. Give me the kuso camera!
Duo: Help me I can't run!!
Bob: *innocent look on face* Sure. *picks up Duo and deposits him in front of Heero* Shoot away.