A/N~ Go Boromir, Go Garth!!!

Gandalf: Boromir? I thought he was dead? *Muffled voices* Then why does he keep coming back!!!!!!!!?????????? *More muffled voices* Well, its ok for me! I'm a wizard!!!! He's just a dead freak!!!!!! Oh, here it goes!!!

Boromir comes on and begins to sing.

Blame it all on my roots

I showed up in boots

And ruined your black tie affair

The last one to know

The last one to show

I was the last one you thought you'd see there

I saw the surprise and the fear in his eyes

When I took his glass of ale

I toasted you

Said "Honey we may be through, but you'll never hear me complain"

Cause I got friends in low places

Where the Whiskey drowns

And the ale chases

My blues away, I'll be ok

Now I'm not big on social graces

Think I'll slip on down to the oasis

Cause I got friends in low places

I guess I was wrong

I just don't belong

But hey, I been there before

Everything's all right

I'll just say goodnight and show myself to the door

Now I didn't mean

To cause a big seen

Just give me an hour

And I'll be as high as that Ivory Tower that you're live in!

Cause I got friends in low places

Where the whiskey drowns

And the ale chases my blues away

I'll be ok

Now I'm not big on social graces

Think I'll slip on down to the oasis

Cause I got friends in low places

Where the whiskey drowns

And the ale chases my blues away

I'll be ok

I'm not big on social graces

Think I'll slip on down to the oasis

Cause I got friends in low places