A/N~ Oh, poor Ewoyn!!! I feel so sorry for her!



Gandalf: Now we have Lady Ewoyn singing Another Dumb Blonde. She says its for Aragorn. *mumbles* don't know why she'd want the nasty git, he hasn't showered since we destroyed the ring.

Ewoyn comes out, looking all beautiful. Hobbits, except for Sam, hold up a huge that says "Ewoyn, forget Aragorn! We will please you!" She begins to sing.

I think that it's time that I should just let you go

Though I'll tell it to your face instead of tell it to you on the phone

You see, I thought that you were special baby, somethin' unique

But lately I've come to find

That you're not really interested in my heart or mind

That's alright

That's okay

You never loved me anyway

And I think it's time for you to just move on

That's alright

That's okay

I bet you never thought you'd hear me say

That I think it's time for you to find another dumb blonde

Cause it's not me, no, no

Cause it's not me, no, no

Oh, no

Last night I went to a party hopin' I'd see you there

And sure enough, you were hanging on some other girl, playin' with her hair

And I overheard you tellin' her the very same thing you said to me the night before

Hook, line and sinker

You were walkin' with her out the door

That's alright

That's okay

You never loved me anyway

And I think it's time for you to just move on

That's alright

That's okay

I bet you never thought you'd hear me say

That I think it's time for you to find another dumb blonde

Cause it's not me, no, no

Dumb blonde, just a little trophy hangin' on your arm

All the time thinkin' that you got it goin' on

But I see what you are so clearly

But baby, baby that's not all I ever need

That's alright

That's okay

I never loved you anyway

That's alright

That's okay

You never loved me anyway

You never loved me but it's alright

But it's alright, yeah, yeah

It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright

Go ahead and find what you need