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Jon: What the hell r u doing, alanna??
Alanna: (drinking milk from the carton) What?
Jon: That's so rude!!!!!!!!
Alanna: So?
Jon: (sighes and walks away)
Alanna: (shrugs and keeps drinking)
Daine: (walks in and sees her) Hey
Alanna: (milk drips down from the edge of her mouth when she stops) Sup, dog?
Daine: (growls) Just becuz i'm part of a pack, dont mean i a dog!
Alanna: chill. it was a gay phrase, thats all!!!!
Daine: (walks away mumbling angrily)
Alanna walked into the lobby of the Tamora Pierce Inn. She sat down on the sofa and began reading 'How to act innocent when you kill people' Jon sits next to her and took the book away.
Jon: Wanna pick on ppl becuz our rank is higher and better?
Numair: (tastes hydrocholric acid) (gets high on it, after tasting it over and over)
Alanna: (stares in disgust) Nah, thats ok.
Jon: suit yourself (walks out of the Inn)
Daine: (sits next to Alanna) Where the hell is Kel!?!
Alanna: she died
Daine: (gasps) HOW?!?!!
Alanna: (goes back to reading) You ate her (is calm)
Daine: oh yeah... (walks away)
Onua: (turns on Avril Lavigne CD and sings)
Alanna: (casually takes out bow and shoots at Onua, killing her) theres no such thing as electricity, moron!
Tris: i could have invented it
Niko: oh, no you dont! This is vacation
Sandry: where are our students??
Alanna: (says extremely calmly without looking away from her book) Pasco was bugging me with his tap dancing so i killed him. All the rest....they went putting and got stuck in that wind mill thingy trying to cheat. Last time i checked they were dead. *shrugs*
Briar: (secretly puts a vase in his shirt, looking innocent) Is that so? (didnt really hear her)
Alanna: yup
Numair: (pupils are extremely large) (takes a red frog and licks it) (gets even more high) hehehehehe...
Gary: (starts to walk out of door) gonna gamble...
Raoul: (is flirting with Thayet) so you come here often? (tries to act tough by leaning on the wall) (falls over) (struggles to stand up)
Thayet: (is watching Jon) oh dear....he's doing it again. Jon, dear! (walks over to him again)
Jon: (is looking at the acid Numair was drinking) i wonder if this would get me even stronger than Roger (sniffs it)... Oh! Hello, my dearest.
Thayet: Jon, even if you were stronger than him, who would u over rule??
Jon: (shrugs) theres always that Kaddar guy in Carthak
Thayet: Jonny, honny, we're in LA
Tris: .....without electrictity (mumbles)
Daine: Kaddar died, genius
Jon: (glares at Daine) go sniff someones butt
Daine: (gasps) take--that--back!
Jon: (laughes secretly to self)
Daine: (cries) (grabs some of that hydrocholric acid and stuffs it in her eyes) MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!! (screams insanely and runs in circles) (dies)
Alanna: (mumbles) thank mithros you shut her up!
Numair: (stares at dead body) hmph! (goes over to Thayet and starts flirting with her) so you come here often? (tries to act tough by leaning on the wall) (falls over) (struggles to stand up)
Thayet: why are all the good men such idiots?
Numair: EXCUSE ME!? (is insulted) (says a word of power and she turns into a rock) (walks away toward Rosethorn)
Jon: (races Numair to her) (they get their at same time)
Rosethorn: (turns pale) Oh, no you dont!
Jon and Numair: So you come here often? (they try to act tough by leaning on the wall) (falls over) (struggles to stand up)
Briar: (growls) (takes Sandry's circle thingy with four lumps in it and strangles Numair)
Alanna: (looks up from book and cheers)
~*Thats the end of this chapter! Tune in next time to see who else dies!!!!!*~
i'd like five reviews b4 i post the next chapter please. Thanx, ur a doll!
Jon: What the hell r u doing, alanna??
Alanna: (drinking milk from the carton) What?
Jon: That's so rude!!!!!!!!
Alanna: So?
Jon: (sighes and walks away)
Alanna: (shrugs and keeps drinking)
Daine: (walks in and sees her) Hey
Alanna: (milk drips down from the edge of her mouth when she stops) Sup, dog?
Daine: (growls) Just becuz i'm part of a pack, dont mean i a dog!
Alanna: chill. it was a gay phrase, thats all!!!!
Daine: (walks away mumbling angrily)
Alanna walked into the lobby of the Tamora Pierce Inn. She sat down on the sofa and began reading 'How to act innocent when you kill people' Jon sits next to her and took the book away.
Jon: Wanna pick on ppl becuz our rank is higher and better?
Numair: (tastes hydrocholric acid) (gets high on it, after tasting it over and over)
Alanna: (stares in disgust) Nah, thats ok.
Jon: suit yourself (walks out of the Inn)
Daine: (sits next to Alanna) Where the hell is Kel!?!
Alanna: she died
Daine: (gasps) HOW?!?!!
Alanna: (goes back to reading) You ate her (is calm)
Daine: oh yeah... (walks away)
Onua: (turns on Avril Lavigne CD and sings)
Alanna: (casually takes out bow and shoots at Onua, killing her) theres no such thing as electricity, moron!
Tris: i could have invented it
Niko: oh, no you dont! This is vacation
Sandry: where are our students??
Alanna: (says extremely calmly without looking away from her book) Pasco was bugging me with his tap dancing so i killed him. All the rest....they went putting and got stuck in that wind mill thingy trying to cheat. Last time i checked they were dead. *shrugs*
Briar: (secretly puts a vase in his shirt, looking innocent) Is that so? (didnt really hear her)
Alanna: yup
Numair: (pupils are extremely large) (takes a red frog and licks it) (gets even more high) hehehehehe...
Gary: (starts to walk out of door) gonna gamble...
Raoul: (is flirting with Thayet) so you come here often? (tries to act tough by leaning on the wall) (falls over) (struggles to stand up)
Thayet: (is watching Jon) oh dear....he's doing it again. Jon, dear! (walks over to him again)
Jon: (is looking at the acid Numair was drinking) i wonder if this would get me even stronger than Roger (sniffs it)... Oh! Hello, my dearest.
Thayet: Jon, even if you were stronger than him, who would u over rule??
Jon: (shrugs) theres always that Kaddar guy in Carthak
Thayet: Jonny, honny, we're in LA
Tris: .....without electrictity (mumbles)
Daine: Kaddar died, genius
Jon: (glares at Daine) go sniff someones butt
Daine: (gasps) take--that--back!
Jon: (laughes secretly to self)
Daine: (cries) (grabs some of that hydrocholric acid and stuffs it in her eyes) MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!! (screams insanely and runs in circles) (dies)
Alanna: (mumbles) thank mithros you shut her up!
Numair: (stares at dead body) hmph! (goes over to Thayet and starts flirting with her) so you come here often? (tries to act tough by leaning on the wall) (falls over) (struggles to stand up)
Thayet: why are all the good men such idiots?
Numair: EXCUSE ME!? (is insulted) (says a word of power and she turns into a rock) (walks away toward Rosethorn)
Jon: (races Numair to her) (they get their at same time)
Rosethorn: (turns pale) Oh, no you dont!
Jon and Numair: So you come here often? (they try to act tough by leaning on the wall) (falls over) (struggles to stand up)
Briar: (growls) (takes Sandry's circle thingy with four lumps in it and strangles Numair)
Alanna: (looks up from book and cheers)
~*Thats the end of this chapter! Tune in next time to see who else dies!!!!!*~
i'd like five reviews b4 i post the next chapter please. Thanx, ur a doll!