Disclaimer: i own NOne of the Tamora Pierce books. Sue me anyway, becuz ur only getting my precious pocket lint. And i didn't make any of this up, only their lines and the Inn part. Same goes with a sailor senshi
Gary: (comes back from gambling) Sorry, i lost our ponies
Alanna: good going, jackass
Lark: How are we supposed to go home now?!
Alanna: (shrugs) (goes back to reading)
Tris: i could make an electric car..!
Niko: NOO!!! (bonks her on the head, killing her) This is vacation!
Daja: (shakes head) You didnt have to kill her, moron!
Niko: (glares) Uhh... YEAH! (walks over to Lark) So you come here often?
Lark: I hate men (walks away)
Sandry: let us dominate the world, without men!!!!
Briar: (puts a couple rolls in his shirt, secretly) (just realizes what she said) W-what!?
Tris: good thinking! Briar always bugged me with his plants and whatnot.
Daja: but what about our teachers, Tris? Niko and Frostpine are good ppl.
Tris: *ponders*
Alanna: (kills Tris for using asterisks instead of parenthes)
Daja: (kills Alanna for not being able to spell)
Jon: (kicks dead body) at least its less crowded. Good going, girls!
Daja: (cries) SHE KILLED TRIS!!!!!
Briar: (slowly inches away) oh! yeah...uhh... too bad (doesnt give a crap)
Lark: (moves in front of door) LETS KILL THE MEN!!!!!!!
All the girls that are left: WOMEN RULE ALL!!!!!!
All the men that are left: oh shit...
Frostpine: (holds up a hand) No, hold on a second! You could use us men as army ppl, becuz we're much stronger than girls
Crane: Uhh... YEAH! He's right! Yes? Yea. He's right...
Rosethorn: (pats Crane's head sympathetcially) he's dilerious
Crane: (bites off her hand)
Frostpine: (kills Rosethorn for not being able to spell)
Daja: COPYCATTER!!!!!!
Tamora Pierce: (walks in) (sees chaos and burnings) (shakes head and leaves)
Kel: (walks in) HEY, U ASS HOLES, U FORGOT ABOUT ME!!!!
Josianne: No we didn't. Daine ate you, remember?
Kel: (feels dumb) THATS NOT FAIR!!!! I WANNA HAVE A LINE!!!
Delia: (looks up from her Teen magazine) fine. (turns to roger) Make her a line, will you? I'm taking a personality test!
Roger: (is strangling Lark with a phone wire) I'm a little busy here!!!!
Delia: (groans and stands up) Do i have to do everything around here?! (walks over to Kel through all the mobs and broken things) (writes something on a piece of paper) (gives it to her) Say that
Kel: (reads) (gasps) But all this says is--
Delia: JUST SAY IT!!!!
Kel: (sigh) (says dully) Everyone, shut up. Delia is trying to read.
Delia: (smiles with approval) (sits back down and reads)
Everyone stops what they are doing, watching her. Kel walks out, mumbling about how unnoticed she is.
Delia: (screams with delight) OHH!!! ROGER!! It says that if i was a Sailor Scout, i'd be Sailor Uranus!
Everyone moans becuz they had to stop for a dumb reason.
Everyone: (kills Delia) (goes back to fighting)
~*The end! Tune in next time to see if the girls or the boys win!*~
i'd also like 5 more reviews, if you please. Thanx! oh... and bad reviews dont count. XD
Gary: (comes back from gambling) Sorry, i lost our ponies
Alanna: good going, jackass
Lark: How are we supposed to go home now?!
Alanna: (shrugs) (goes back to reading)
Tris: i could make an electric car..!
Niko: NOO!!! (bonks her on the head, killing her) This is vacation!
Daja: (shakes head) You didnt have to kill her, moron!
Niko: (glares) Uhh... YEAH! (walks over to Lark) So you come here often?
Lark: I hate men (walks away)
Sandry: let us dominate the world, without men!!!!
Briar: (puts a couple rolls in his shirt, secretly) (just realizes what she said) W-what!?
Tris: good thinking! Briar always bugged me with his plants and whatnot.
Daja: but what about our teachers, Tris? Niko and Frostpine are good ppl.
Tris: *ponders*
Alanna: (kills Tris for using asterisks instead of parenthes)
Daja: (kills Alanna for not being able to spell)
Jon: (kicks dead body) at least its less crowded. Good going, girls!
Daja: (cries) SHE KILLED TRIS!!!!!
Briar: (slowly inches away) oh! yeah...uhh... too bad (doesnt give a crap)
Lark: (moves in front of door) LETS KILL THE MEN!!!!!!!
All the girls that are left: WOMEN RULE ALL!!!!!!
All the men that are left: oh shit...
Frostpine: (holds up a hand) No, hold on a second! You could use us men as army ppl, becuz we're much stronger than girls
Crane: Uhh... YEAH! He's right! Yes? Yea. He's right...
Rosethorn: (pats Crane's head sympathetcially) he's dilerious
Crane: (bites off her hand)
Frostpine: (kills Rosethorn for not being able to spell)
Daja: COPYCATTER!!!!!!
Tamora Pierce: (walks in) (sees chaos and burnings) (shakes head and leaves)
Kel: (walks in) HEY, U ASS HOLES, U FORGOT ABOUT ME!!!!
Josianne: No we didn't. Daine ate you, remember?
Kel: (feels dumb) THATS NOT FAIR!!!! I WANNA HAVE A LINE!!!
Delia: (looks up from her Teen magazine) fine. (turns to roger) Make her a line, will you? I'm taking a personality test!
Roger: (is strangling Lark with a phone wire) I'm a little busy here!!!!
Delia: (groans and stands up) Do i have to do everything around here?! (walks over to Kel through all the mobs and broken things) (writes something on a piece of paper) (gives it to her) Say that
Kel: (reads) (gasps) But all this says is--
Delia: JUST SAY IT!!!!
Kel: (sigh) (says dully) Everyone, shut up. Delia is trying to read.
Delia: (smiles with approval) (sits back down and reads)
Everyone stops what they are doing, watching her. Kel walks out, mumbling about how unnoticed she is.
Delia: (screams with delight) OHH!!! ROGER!! It says that if i was a Sailor Scout, i'd be Sailor Uranus!
Everyone moans becuz they had to stop for a dumb reason.
Everyone: (kills Delia) (goes back to fighting)
~*The end! Tune in next time to see if the girls or the boys win!*~
i'd also like 5 more reviews, if you please. Thanx! oh... and bad reviews dont count. XD