Disclaimer: I dont own Kirby or other Nintendo characters. I wish I
did...well I'm just making a fanfiction. I wouldnt bother to sue me. I dont
got money hehe. Just my faithfull stinky old computer.
Chapter 2: Monopoly Mishalf
Narrator: Well as we left off Kirby was in the grip of Whispy Woods!
(Kirby is siting on a chair eating a tenderlion and drinking a cola)
Narrator: Kirby!
ZAP!
Kirby: Hey! You over cooked my tenderlion!
Narrator: Get back in the show!
(Kirby hops off chair and enters show)
Kirby: ARGHHH!! Let go of me Whispy Woods! Ribbon! How could you!
Whispy Woods: I drugged her hahaha
Ribbon: I want bunny cakes! *walks over to whispy woods and hugs him)
Whispy Woods: Ahhh get off me! *prys Ribbon off with a root*
Kirby: Now's my chance! *sucks up a apple* *eats it* I was dying for one!
ZAP!
Kirby: Oww! Stop doing that! Oh right the script... *sucks up another apple and spits it at Whispy Woods forehead*
Whispy Woods: NOOOOOO *Faints*
Kirby: If this was called Monopoly Mishalf.....wheres the monopoly!
Narrator: Ohhh yeah...oops....
(Narrator throws monopoly set on the set and revives Whispy)
Whispy: I wanna be the doggie!
Kirby: Fine!
~10 minutes later~
Kirby: You owe me 50$ for boardwalk! Now pay up or I'm gonna kick your butt again!
Whispy Woods: But I dont have 50$! I'm bankrupt!
Kirby: Well then we go by my rules! *opens a booklet labeled "Kirby's Rules"*
Kirby: It says in Part XVII that if you are bankrupt and owe Kirby money, you must pay him real money! Now cough up 50 or i'll lay the smackdown on your candy%$# If ya smell!!! What the Kirby is cookin!
Whispy Woods and Ribbon: You copycat!
Narrator: Kirby you can't copy really cool WWF Superstars lines!
Kirby: Aww..well you owe me 50$! Now pay up!
Whispy Woods: Fine *hands Kirby 50$*
Kirby: Money money! Muwahaha! *looks at angry Ribbon* Oh right heres 15$ for the food I ate at your house *grumbles and hands money to Ribbon*
Narrator: What about the 34 dollars I used to buy a new monopoly set!
Kirby: Fine! *grumbles louder and hands Narrator 34$* Now I only got one dollar!
Narrator: Money money! *shuffles through cash*
(Suddenly the Ice Cream man drives by and steals Kirby's Dollar)
Ice Cream Man: Muwahahaha! Thanks suckers! *crashes into a cow* AHH ALIEN COW PEOPLE *cows abduct Ice Cream Man*
~Inside Cow Mothership~
(Ice Cream Man struggles to get out of the strapped table)
???: Hey!
Ice Cream Man: Arent you Elvis Presly!
Elvis: Thankya very much! Uh huh!
Ice Cream Man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(Kirby and the others hear the loud "No")
Kirby: What was that?
Whispy Woods: Dont know. I'm gonna comit suicide now! *suicides by eating a million popsicles made out of horse dung*
(Kirby & Ribbon gasp for a second and then go back to playing)
Weakest Link Woman: You are the weakest link! Goodbye!
ZAP!
Narrator: I hate you weakest link woman!
Kirby: Yes I won! Go Kirby Go Kirby! Uh huh!
ZAP!
Kirby: What in the name of Popstar was that for!
Narrator: Being gay - -;;
Kirby: I'm gonna go and tell King Dedede to kill you!
Narrator: Doesn't he hate you!
Kirby: I got the ultimate weapon! Naked Ribbon Pics!
(Ribbon smacks Kirby)
Kirby: Ow! Fine! Ice cream bars!
*Dum Dum!*
King Dedede: I can't wait for those naked Ribbon pics!
(Some hand appears and smacks King Dedede)
King Dedede: Ow!
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A/N: I did not seriously mean to take Rock's line. Its just so funny I wanted to use it. Sorry Rock! Also I did not mean to kill the weakest link woman. Even though I do hate her. Also yes sorry Ice Cream man for having you yell your butt off. Sorry Elvis for trading you on EBay to some Alien Cows.
A/N2: Whispy Woods didnt really die from eating horse poop. I snuck in a few 100000 advils inside those popsicles!
A/N3: Ermm I forgot this authors note....
Chapter 2: Monopoly Mishalf
Narrator: Well as we left off Kirby was in the grip of Whispy Woods!
(Kirby is siting on a chair eating a tenderlion and drinking a cola)
Narrator: Kirby!
ZAP!
Kirby: Hey! You over cooked my tenderlion!
Narrator: Get back in the show!
(Kirby hops off chair and enters show)
Kirby: ARGHHH!! Let go of me Whispy Woods! Ribbon! How could you!
Whispy Woods: I drugged her hahaha
Ribbon: I want bunny cakes! *walks over to whispy woods and hugs him)
Whispy Woods: Ahhh get off me! *prys Ribbon off with a root*
Kirby: Now's my chance! *sucks up a apple* *eats it* I was dying for one!
ZAP!
Kirby: Oww! Stop doing that! Oh right the script... *sucks up another apple and spits it at Whispy Woods forehead*
Whispy Woods: NOOOOOO *Faints*
Kirby: If this was called Monopoly Mishalf.....wheres the monopoly!
Narrator: Ohhh yeah...oops....
(Narrator throws monopoly set on the set and revives Whispy)
Whispy: I wanna be the doggie!
Kirby: Fine!
~10 minutes later~
Kirby: You owe me 50$ for boardwalk! Now pay up or I'm gonna kick your butt again!
Whispy Woods: But I dont have 50$! I'm bankrupt!
Kirby: Well then we go by my rules! *opens a booklet labeled "Kirby's Rules"*
Kirby: It says in Part XVII that if you are bankrupt and owe Kirby money, you must pay him real money! Now cough up 50 or i'll lay the smackdown on your candy%$# If ya smell!!! What the Kirby is cookin!
Whispy Woods and Ribbon: You copycat!
Narrator: Kirby you can't copy really cool WWF Superstars lines!
Kirby: Aww..well you owe me 50$! Now pay up!
Whispy Woods: Fine *hands Kirby 50$*
Kirby: Money money! Muwahaha! *looks at angry Ribbon* Oh right heres 15$ for the food I ate at your house *grumbles and hands money to Ribbon*
Narrator: What about the 34 dollars I used to buy a new monopoly set!
Kirby: Fine! *grumbles louder and hands Narrator 34$* Now I only got one dollar!
Narrator: Money money! *shuffles through cash*
(Suddenly the Ice Cream man drives by and steals Kirby's Dollar)
Ice Cream Man: Muwahahaha! Thanks suckers! *crashes into a cow* AHH ALIEN COW PEOPLE *cows abduct Ice Cream Man*
~Inside Cow Mothership~
(Ice Cream Man struggles to get out of the strapped table)
???: Hey!
Ice Cream Man: Arent you Elvis Presly!
Elvis: Thankya very much! Uh huh!
Ice Cream Man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(Kirby and the others hear the loud "No")
Kirby: What was that?
Whispy Woods: Dont know. I'm gonna comit suicide now! *suicides by eating a million popsicles made out of horse dung*
(Kirby & Ribbon gasp for a second and then go back to playing)
Weakest Link Woman: You are the weakest link! Goodbye!
ZAP!
Narrator: I hate you weakest link woman!
Kirby: Yes I won! Go Kirby Go Kirby! Uh huh!
ZAP!
Kirby: What in the name of Popstar was that for!
Narrator: Being gay - -;;
Kirby: I'm gonna go and tell King Dedede to kill you!
Narrator: Doesn't he hate you!
Kirby: I got the ultimate weapon! Naked Ribbon Pics!
(Ribbon smacks Kirby)
Kirby: Ow! Fine! Ice cream bars!
*Dum Dum!*
King Dedede: I can't wait for those naked Ribbon pics!
(Some hand appears and smacks King Dedede)
King Dedede: Ow!
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A/N: I did not seriously mean to take Rock's line. Its just so funny I wanted to use it. Sorry Rock! Also I did not mean to kill the weakest link woman. Even though I do hate her. Also yes sorry Ice Cream man for having you yell your butt off. Sorry Elvis for trading you on EBay to some Alien Cows.
A/N2: Whispy Woods didnt really die from eating horse poop. I snuck in a few 100000 advils inside those popsicles!
A/N3: Ermm I forgot this authors note....