Disclaimer: I do not own nintendo I do not own kirby. Sueing me would be
stupid and pointless since i got no money...heheh. Well if I did own
nintendo or kirby..I wouldnt be on my comp writing a fanfic. More like
pushing nintendo into a new kirby game. (I loved Kirby's Superstar.....it
was great)
Chapter 3: Dawgonit!
Narrator: Due to the thought of poking fun of Dedede's western voice. If you love to make fun of his voice...well you'll love this chapter (notice the word dawgonit pro: dog-awn-it) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kirby: Well that monopoly game sure was fun *shuffles through cash*
Ribbon: Lets go to the arcade!
Kirby: Lets go see Rick!
Ribbon: Arcade!
Kirby: Rick!
(On the telecom of the local movie theater: Star Wars Episode 3 now playing!)
Kirby & Ribbon: YESSSSSS I THOUGHT IT WOULD NEVER COME!!!!!
(Kirby and Ribbon rush off to the movie theater)
Narrator: Star Wars Episode 3!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH
(Narrator also rushes off to the movie theater)
~Back at Dedede's castle~
Dedede: Hey escargoon! I'm hungry! Where's my breakfast!!!!!
Escargoon: Well...Umm...sir, if you forgot, Kirby took all our food.
Dedede: Dawgonit!
Escargoon: Errmm and your wife wants a divorce
Dedede: Dawgonit!!
Escargoon: And she fell in love with your brother
Dedede: Dawgonit!!!!!!
Escargoon: Did I mension you owe Happy Foods 1,000,000 dollars?
Dedede: DWAGONIT!!!!!!!!!
~Inside movie theater~
(Narrator, Kirby and Ribbon munching on popcorn and watching star wars ep 3)
Fanfiction.net readers: - -;;
Author: YOU LAZY BUMS GET OUT OF THE MOVIE THEATER AND GET ON WITH THE FANFIC!
Narrator: But its star wars ep 3!!
Author: I DONT CARE WHAT....wait did you say episode 3!!
Narrator: Yup
Author: as in E-p-i-s-o..
Narrator: Yes!!!!
Author: Really...ermm shove over I wanna watch!
Fanfiction.net readers: - -;;;;;;;;
~Meanwhile back at Dedede's castle~
Escargoon: Nightmare Agency is on line one sir!
Dedede: *Picks up phone* hello? yeah...I want your toughest monster..WHAT DO YOU MEAN CHIRSTMAS VACATION! ITS OCTOBER!! fine send me......oh yeah that one...alright thanks...shipment will come with the rest.....yes yes.....no......yes......no...i mean yes...*hangs up* Muwahaha that Kirby is gonna get a big arse whooping from those monsters! *manaicle laugh* *throne breaks and Dedede falls and gets splinters in his butt* DAWGONIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirby & Ribbon: That was a good mov.................ie!!!!!!!!
(Slash swings blades right infront of Kirby)
Dedede on Slash: Like my new pet! His name is slash and hes about to make you into thick circle cake layers! wait thats not right.....
-Take 2 - -;;-
Dedede on Slash: Like my new pet! His name is slash and hes about to make you into.....swiss chesse! now wait...
-TAKE 3!-
Dedede on Slash: Like my new pet! His name is slash and hes about to make you into..little shreds of pink!
Kirby reading a comic: Wuhh...wha?
ZAP!
Kirby: *rubing head* I'm getting a lawyer - -;;
Slash: Can I kill him yet! ermm I mean z..z.z.z.z..zzzzzz!
-Take 2 -
Slash: Zzz...zzz....zzzzzz *snores*
-Take 3! -
Slash: Buzz buzz buzz!
Dedede: Alright slash! Ultra Scizor Attack!
Slash *does Ultra...ermm I forget....... .*
Kirby: *Rolls and sucks up slash attack* SWORD POWER! *Turns blue* o.O ahemmmmmm I SAID SWORD POWER! *gets a sword and links hat*
Link: *taps foot and smacks kirby from the back of his head* Gimme my hat back you pink pile of BEEEP
Kirby: *gets a fake links hat!* OK SUPER SWORD BEAM! *stops in mid air* Hey! wheres...my sw...ORD!
Narrator: Do I hear 125.....Do I hear 130! 130 come on......do I hear 125! 130!
Bidder Guy 4: 175 DOLLARS!
Narrator: Ohhh I hear 175 do I hear 200.....200......anyone 200.....going once...
Bidder Girl 2: I say 235!
Narrator: 235.....do I hear 240.....no 250......going once.....going twice *gets smacked*
Kirby: Gimme my sword back - -;;
Narrator: Hehehe...umm sorry...*hands sword over* Do I hear 15 dollars for King Dedede's jeep! Come on 50 dollars do I hear 50!
Bidder Guy 1: 300!
Narrator: Ohh 300.....300 is good......going once.....twice......SOLD FOR 300!
Dedede: DAWGONIT!!
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Author: Hey you guys did a good job!
Narrator: Thanks!
Blitz: Hey guys review my other story Memories of the Past!
Narrator: Goodnight!
Author: You cant copy...ermmm Berine Mac!
Narrator: Bernie Mac dun say Goodnight - -;;
Author: Oh yeah.....
Chapter 3: Dawgonit!
Narrator: Due to the thought of poking fun of Dedede's western voice. If you love to make fun of his voice...well you'll love this chapter (notice the word dawgonit pro: dog-awn-it) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kirby: Well that monopoly game sure was fun *shuffles through cash*
Ribbon: Lets go to the arcade!
Kirby: Lets go see Rick!
Ribbon: Arcade!
Kirby: Rick!
(On the telecom of the local movie theater: Star Wars Episode 3 now playing!)
Kirby & Ribbon: YESSSSSS I THOUGHT IT WOULD NEVER COME!!!!!
(Kirby and Ribbon rush off to the movie theater)
Narrator: Star Wars Episode 3!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH
(Narrator also rushes off to the movie theater)
~Back at Dedede's castle~
Dedede: Hey escargoon! I'm hungry! Where's my breakfast!!!!!
Escargoon: Well...Umm...sir, if you forgot, Kirby took all our food.
Dedede: Dawgonit!
Escargoon: Errmm and your wife wants a divorce
Dedede: Dawgonit!!
Escargoon: And she fell in love with your brother
Dedede: Dawgonit!!!!!!
Escargoon: Did I mension you owe Happy Foods 1,000,000 dollars?
Dedede: DWAGONIT!!!!!!!!!
~Inside movie theater~
(Narrator, Kirby and Ribbon munching on popcorn and watching star wars ep 3)
Fanfiction.net readers: - -;;
Author: YOU LAZY BUMS GET OUT OF THE MOVIE THEATER AND GET ON WITH THE FANFIC!
Narrator: But its star wars ep 3!!
Author: I DONT CARE WHAT....wait did you say episode 3!!
Narrator: Yup
Author: as in E-p-i-s-o..
Narrator: Yes!!!!
Author: Really...ermm shove over I wanna watch!
Fanfiction.net readers: - -;;;;;;;;
~Meanwhile back at Dedede's castle~
Escargoon: Nightmare Agency is on line one sir!
Dedede: *Picks up phone* hello? yeah...I want your toughest monster..WHAT DO YOU MEAN CHIRSTMAS VACATION! ITS OCTOBER!! fine send me......oh yeah that one...alright thanks...shipment will come with the rest.....yes yes.....no......yes......no...i mean yes...*hangs up* Muwahaha that Kirby is gonna get a big arse whooping from those monsters! *manaicle laugh* *throne breaks and Dedede falls and gets splinters in his butt* DAWGONIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirby & Ribbon: That was a good mov.................ie!!!!!!!!
(Slash swings blades right infront of Kirby)
Dedede on Slash: Like my new pet! His name is slash and hes about to make you into thick circle cake layers! wait thats not right.....
-Take 2 - -;;-
Dedede on Slash: Like my new pet! His name is slash and hes about to make you into.....swiss chesse! now wait...
-TAKE 3!-
Dedede on Slash: Like my new pet! His name is slash and hes about to make you into..little shreds of pink!
Kirby reading a comic: Wuhh...wha?
ZAP!
Kirby: *rubing head* I'm getting a lawyer - -;;
Slash: Can I kill him yet! ermm I mean z..z.z.z.z..zzzzzz!
-Take 2 -
Slash: Zzz...zzz....zzzzzz *snores*
-Take 3! -
Slash: Buzz buzz buzz!
Dedede: Alright slash! Ultra Scizor Attack!
Slash *does Ultra...ermm I forget....... .*
Kirby: *Rolls and sucks up slash attack* SWORD POWER! *Turns blue* o.O ahemmmmmm I SAID SWORD POWER! *gets a sword and links hat*
Link: *taps foot and smacks kirby from the back of his head* Gimme my hat back you pink pile of BEEEP
Kirby: *gets a fake links hat!* OK SUPER SWORD BEAM! *stops in mid air* Hey! wheres...my sw...ORD!
Narrator: Do I hear 125.....Do I hear 130! 130 come on......do I hear 125! 130!
Bidder Guy 4: 175 DOLLARS!
Narrator: Ohhh I hear 175 do I hear 200.....200......anyone 200.....going once...
Bidder Girl 2: I say 235!
Narrator: 235.....do I hear 240.....no 250......going once.....going twice *gets smacked*
Kirby: Gimme my sword back - -;;
Narrator: Hehehe...umm sorry...*hands sword over* Do I hear 15 dollars for King Dedede's jeep! Come on 50 dollars do I hear 50!
Bidder Guy 1: 300!
Narrator: Ohh 300.....300 is good......going once.....twice......SOLD FOR 300!
Dedede: DAWGONIT!!
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Author: Hey you guys did a good job!
Narrator: Thanks!
Blitz: Hey guys review my other story Memories of the Past!
Narrator: Goodnight!
Author: You cant copy...ermmm Berine Mac!
Narrator: Bernie Mac dun say Goodnight - -;;
Author: Oh yeah.....