(A/N:I'm so sorry for not updating anything! I've been very busy at school with report's.Anyways I want to thank everyone for reviewing! Also on my typing everytime I added a chapter I was either A.)Busy B.)Busy C.)BUSY! so that's why it's messed up alot of time's. But don't worry here's a new story.Hope you like humor!)
Dumbledore:Today we have two student's from America Academy for witches.First to be sorted is Miss.Darla...
*The great Hall door's slam open with a loud,"BOOM!" Darla walk's in with the whole Hogwarts clothing going on, She even has the slytherin cloak already on.She reaches the stool and sit's down.*
Darla:I wouldn't even bother.But,if you must.
*Darla gets out nail filer and Professor Mcgonagall roll's her eye's and put's on the old green hat.*
Hat:SLYTHERIN! SLYTHERIN! SLYTHERIN!
*Slytherin cheer's Darla gets off the stool does the,"model walk." and make's Crabbe and Goyle scoot down or she will smack them and sit's by Draco.*
Dumbledore:Congradulation's. Are next student to be sorted is Miss.Tausha!
*A minute passes...then another..and another..then the door's band open and,"Because we Can." (Number three on Moulon Rouge soundtrack) blares through the Great Hall play's Tausha skip's to the stool and sit's down, music stops*
Tausha:Sorry I was looking for my C.D.
Mcgonagall:Well look's like you found it all right.
Tausha:*shake's head* Yeah it was by this green frog.
Nellville:TREVOR!
*Mcgonagall put's on the hat*
Hat:Uh...Well...Hm...Let's see...Uh...Your knowledge persists of...knowing the color green...Um..Well...
Tausha:*whispering*Griffindor,Griffindor.
Hat:*sigh*GRIFFINDOR!
Tausha:YAY!
*Griffindor cheer's, and Tausha skip's to the table and look's at the hot guys and decied's to sit by Percy and Ron.*
Darla:What a pity, I told Tausha that if you want to succeed that Slytherin is where to be!
Draco:So you dislike Griffindor?
Darla:*Sigh* I just know I'm better then everyone else.
Draco:*Arches eyebrow*Oh really?
Darla:*look's at draco and start's fileing her nail's again*Does this face look like it would lie?
Draco:Ah,guess not.
Tausha:Yum!!
*Ron look's at the bottle of Code Red like it's going to explode*
Tausha:Want some? It has two million percent hyper side affects.
*Ron look's nervously at Harry*
Harry:So where did you come from again?
*Tausha gets heart's in her eye's and the Romantic music plays out of no where. (If you have the sim's game you'll know what I'm talking about.)*
Tausha:Um...
*Ron look's around to see where the music come's from*
Hermoine:*strange look*America Academy for Witches,right?
*Music stop's with a screech and Tausha snap's out of it*
Tausha:What?
Draco:So Darla have you've heard of my father?
Darla:Oh yes, Lucius Malfoy.
Draco:*Sly smirk*So did you know I get his my mother's Castle when I'm married. Of course, all great Malfoy's get married in their seventh year at Hogwart's.
Darla:*blink*All right...
Draco:*frown*Um yeah.
Goyle:Can..I..marry you..D-Draco? I want a...castle.
Draco:You stupid oath.I'm going to marry a girl.
Crabbe:Like...me?
*Draco and Darla laugh really loud.*
Darla/Draco:Stupid Oath!
*Darla and Draco slyly look at each other and grin.*
Dumbledore:All house's are now excused.
Next day in Transfiguration class..
Mcgonagall:Today we are turning a shovel into a cat. Who knows what spell to use?
*Darla and Hermoine raise they're hand at the same time and glare at each other*
Mcgonagall:Uh..Miss.Darla?
Darla:Rouchus Notalus
Mcgonagall:Five point's to slytherin! The counter curse?
*Hermoine and Darla raise they're hand again,Glareing at each other*
Mcgonagall:Miss.Granger?
Hermoine:Tallus Nachious.
Twenty minute's later..
Mcgonagall:And for the winning one thousandth question..
*People snore loudly.*
Next, potion's..
Draco:As you can see, Darla. This is all the slytherin's favorite class.
Darla:Ah..
Hermoine:I finished reading page's three to four hundred and eight.
Tausha:Is that a number or something?
Nellville:HERE COMES SNAPE!!
Ron:MOMMY NO!
Tausha:HELP ME!
Darla:Where am I supposed to sit?
Draco:CRABBE GO AWAY!
Darla:Listen to my DRACO!!!
*Crabbe waddle's away, Darla and Draco slyly smile at each other*
Snape:*Slam's door*Ahem..
*Tausha jumps outta seat*
Draco:Proffesser, we have a new Slytherin.
Snape:PRAISE THE LORD!
Draco:And a new Griffindor...
Snape:*Mad*GET INTO GROUPS!
*Tausha yet again jumps out of her seat*
Harry:Hey Ron wan to be my--.
Snape:GET A NEW PARTNER POTTER!
*Tausha fall's out of her seat and grumble's*
Harry:Uh..Tausha.Want to be my partner?
*Love music start's up again.*
Tausha:HECK YEAH!
Ron:Where's that music coming from?!
*Music stop's*
Draco:I need more grease in my hair.Professer,Snape.Oi professor!
Snape:*uh-mad*Yes Mr.Malfoy.
Draco:My hair's gre--.
Snape:Don't worry!Take the young Slytherin girl with you too!
Draco:This way my dearest Darla.
Tausha:I'm not really sure what to do.Can you handle it with out me?
Harry:*grumble's*Should have got Hermoine as a partner.
*Tausha start's swirling around the wand,it drop's and spark's shoot out of it and hit's harry.*
Harry:Huh..
*Harry gets heart's in his eye's and drool's at Tausha.*
Tausha:Woop's...
Will Tausha un-do the spell?Will Snape yell anymore?Will Tausha scare more people?Check next time on...The crazy days at Hogwarts!
Dumbledore:Today we have two student's from America Academy for witches.First to be sorted is Miss.Darla...
*The great Hall door's slam open with a loud,"BOOM!" Darla walk's in with the whole Hogwarts clothing going on, She even has the slytherin cloak already on.She reaches the stool and sit's down.*
Darla:I wouldn't even bother.But,if you must.
*Darla gets out nail filer and Professor Mcgonagall roll's her eye's and put's on the old green hat.*
Hat:SLYTHERIN! SLYTHERIN! SLYTHERIN!
*Slytherin cheer's Darla gets off the stool does the,"model walk." and make's Crabbe and Goyle scoot down or she will smack them and sit's by Draco.*
Dumbledore:Congradulation's. Are next student to be sorted is Miss.Tausha!
*A minute passes...then another..and another..then the door's band open and,"Because we Can." (Number three on Moulon Rouge soundtrack) blares through the Great Hall play's Tausha skip's to the stool and sit's down, music stops*
Tausha:Sorry I was looking for my C.D.
Mcgonagall:Well look's like you found it all right.
Tausha:*shake's head* Yeah it was by this green frog.
Nellville:TREVOR!
*Mcgonagall put's on the hat*
Hat:Uh...Well...Hm...Let's see...Uh...Your knowledge persists of...knowing the color green...Um..Well...
Tausha:*whispering*Griffindor,Griffindor.
Hat:*sigh*GRIFFINDOR!
Tausha:YAY!
*Griffindor cheer's, and Tausha skip's to the table and look's at the hot guys and decied's to sit by Percy and Ron.*
Darla:What a pity, I told Tausha that if you want to succeed that Slytherin is where to be!
Draco:So you dislike Griffindor?
Darla:*Sigh* I just know I'm better then everyone else.
Draco:*Arches eyebrow*Oh really?
Darla:*look's at draco and start's fileing her nail's again*Does this face look like it would lie?
Draco:Ah,guess not.
Tausha:Yum!!
*Ron look's at the bottle of Code Red like it's going to explode*
Tausha:Want some? It has two million percent hyper side affects.
*Ron look's nervously at Harry*
Harry:So where did you come from again?
*Tausha gets heart's in her eye's and the Romantic music plays out of no where. (If you have the sim's game you'll know what I'm talking about.)*
Tausha:Um...
*Ron look's around to see where the music come's from*
Hermoine:*strange look*America Academy for Witches,right?
*Music stop's with a screech and Tausha snap's out of it*
Tausha:What?
Draco:So Darla have you've heard of my father?
Darla:Oh yes, Lucius Malfoy.
Draco:*Sly smirk*So did you know I get his my mother's Castle when I'm married. Of course, all great Malfoy's get married in their seventh year at Hogwart's.
Darla:*blink*All right...
Draco:*frown*Um yeah.
Goyle:Can..I..marry you..D-Draco? I want a...castle.
Draco:You stupid oath.I'm going to marry a girl.
Crabbe:Like...me?
*Draco and Darla laugh really loud.*
Darla/Draco:Stupid Oath!
*Darla and Draco slyly look at each other and grin.*
Dumbledore:All house's are now excused.
Next day in Transfiguration class..
Mcgonagall:Today we are turning a shovel into a cat. Who knows what spell to use?
*Darla and Hermoine raise they're hand at the same time and glare at each other*
Mcgonagall:Uh..Miss.Darla?
Darla:Rouchus Notalus
Mcgonagall:Five point's to slytherin! The counter curse?
*Hermoine and Darla raise they're hand again,Glareing at each other*
Mcgonagall:Miss.Granger?
Hermoine:Tallus Nachious.
Twenty minute's later..
Mcgonagall:And for the winning one thousandth question..
*People snore loudly.*
Next, potion's..
Draco:As you can see, Darla. This is all the slytherin's favorite class.
Darla:Ah..
Hermoine:I finished reading page's three to four hundred and eight.
Tausha:Is that a number or something?
Nellville:HERE COMES SNAPE!!
Ron:MOMMY NO!
Tausha:HELP ME!
Darla:Where am I supposed to sit?
Draco:CRABBE GO AWAY!
Darla:Listen to my DRACO!!!
*Crabbe waddle's away, Darla and Draco slyly smile at each other*
Snape:*Slam's door*Ahem..
*Tausha jumps outta seat*
Draco:Proffesser, we have a new Slytherin.
Snape:PRAISE THE LORD!
Draco:And a new Griffindor...
Snape:*Mad*GET INTO GROUPS!
*Tausha yet again jumps out of her seat*
Harry:Hey Ron wan to be my--.
Snape:GET A NEW PARTNER POTTER!
*Tausha fall's out of her seat and grumble's*
Harry:Uh..Tausha.Want to be my partner?
*Love music start's up again.*
Tausha:HECK YEAH!
Ron:Where's that music coming from?!
*Music stop's*
Draco:I need more grease in my hair.Professer,Snape.Oi professor!
Snape:*uh-mad*Yes Mr.Malfoy.
Draco:My hair's gre--.
Snape:Don't worry!Take the young Slytherin girl with you too!
Draco:This way my dearest Darla.
Tausha:I'm not really sure what to do.Can you handle it with out me?
Harry:*grumble's*Should have got Hermoine as a partner.
*Tausha start's swirling around the wand,it drop's and spark's shoot out of it and hit's harry.*
Harry:Huh..
*Harry gets heart's in his eye's and drool's at Tausha.*
Tausha:Woop's...
Will Tausha un-do the spell?Will Snape yell anymore?Will Tausha scare more people?Check next time on...The crazy days at Hogwarts!